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[WDT] 1/31/2020 [NSFW]

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by bewildered, Jan 31, 2020.

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  1. bewildered

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    *SG EDIT* IT'S SUPERBOWL WEEKEND!!! Who do you have? What are you doing? What are you cooking or looking the most forward to eating? Are you more interested in the commercials or the game?

    It's the end of January. We are well into 2020. Who fell off the wagon on their New Year's Resolution? Been to the gym 0 times? Back to smoking crack?

    January 31st:
    National Backward Day
    National Big Wig Day – Last Friday in January
    National Hot Chocolate Day

    Are you the bigwig at your company? Are you getting a card from your secretary and a breakroom gathering thrown by the party planning committee?

    BACKWARDS DAY
    K.
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    Apparently hot chocolate is code for ebony.
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    What's weird to me is that I think that's the same dude in both pictures.

    Anyway. Happy Friday you idiots. Don't work too hard and knock off early if you can!
     
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  2. GTE

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    My Superbowl Sunday morning consists of a wedding. Yep, you read that right.
     
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    Oh shit! Is the Superbowl this weekend?

    Obviously I am super plugged into the sports scene....

    Anyone hosting a party? I used to work at a sports bar that had this "special sauce" flavor on their wings with their own whatever name. My friend was obsessed with them. I gave away the trade secret: It's just Cattleman's tangy golden BBQ sauce. So if you're doing wings and want to try something new, give 'er a go. I honestly prefer regular old buffalo sauce with Pete's hot sauce and butter and some garlic powder, but what do I know.

    Edit: Just saw your edit SG. You got my back.
     
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    It is both the best and worst day wrapped up in one. It means a 6 month football drought.

    Anyway, I'm cooking but I don't know what yet. And, I'm picking the Chiefs. I should pick the Niners since they knocked the Packers out but I think Mahomes will Mahomes them.
     
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    And now football fans, the moment you’ve been waiting for.... J-Lo and Shakira!

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  6. Revengeofthenerds

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    It's weird having a super bowl where I actually like both teams. I'm pulling for the chiefs slightly more just because Mahomes is a texas dude and he's easy to root for, but the 49ers are easy to root for too. Love Sherman, love Bosa. Shanahan is smart in a not smug way. My gut says the 49ers will win because they're a lot more balanced, but Mahomes is the best player on either side and ask the Texans what he can do. If the 49ers win, they'll have to play an excellent 4 quarters, whereas you really only need one or two quarters of Mahomes doing mahomes things for this game to be over.

    Looking forward to the offseason too to see where all these QBs go and what happens with the draft.
     
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    Sounds like the threesome I've always wanted to have.
     
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    Niners by at least 10. You heard it here first. I am hosting a small Superbowl party cause Niners. That of course means that I have to clean up the house and get ready for the party all day tomorrow.
     
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    I'm doing three racks of ribs, two smoked briskets, and 24 wings, because I'm the only one of my friends who is both Southern and has a smoker.
    Actually doing Tandoori wings, because that shit tastes insanely good.

    Chiefs, because the old Walrus needs a ring.

    Any suggestions on how I should do the briskets?
     
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    This guy is the owner of one of the best BBQ places in the world, but I cook my brisket the way he does or at least try to. Comes out pretty good.

     
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    6:30 pm kickoff on a Sunday night? Hard pass. Might go during the pre game at a friend’s house that is about a mile away if he is hosting.
     
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    That's fucked up. It's a little better, 5:30 here, but still. Saving grace is that the kiddos will be asleep by the second half. I don't understand for the life of me why they don't just move it to saturday.

    The makers of blue moon just came out with a NA that tastes exactly fucking identical to blue moon. That along with some souvenirs from colorado should make for an interesting party either way.
     
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    My staff made the joke of "I dunno about Corona virus, but Monday morning, I'm going to have that Bud Light virus, for sure."

    I'll be on a 6:45 flight to Texas Monday morning, so fuck all this noise.

    I made honey butter with cinnamon and another batch with blueberries. This stuff tastes how Rihanna's pussy must feel. Seriously, this takes breakfast to a level of decadence reserved for Caligula and that one guy who ate all the drugs in the car in Super Troopers.
     
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    The Patriots aren’t playing so the Super Bowl doesn’t really matter. We’ll probably check out the game for a bit then carry on like any other Sunday night.
     
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    must be weird for y'all this time of year huh?

    It's like Spurs fans now, no one knows what to do now that the Spurs aren't contending.
     
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    Going to McDonald's in this town is becoming quite the adventure. First I almost got run over by an old lady with a handicapped plate...I'm six feet seven fucking inches walking across the parking lot, it's kind of hard to not see me. Maybe her handicap is the old bitch is blind?

    Surviving the parking lot I'm accosted by a panhandler..."Hey bro got some change?"

    Finally in the restaurant, reading a book, eating my McMuffin..."Say brother do you have a dollar?" Not 5 minutes later "Excuse me sir, I'm hungry, can you..."

    No I fucking can't. Go the fuck away and get a fucking job.
     
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    That’s funny as I’m 6’7” and did get hit by an old lady with her car backing up in the parking lot.

    Well more like bumped, but still. I could’ve been an asshole and acted like I was hurt, instead I just yelled “cunt!!” and walked off.
     
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    OMG, I don't know if you guys heard, but Kobe Bryant died.
     
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    Damn, was that why it was so easy to beat him in 1-on-1 the other day? Come to think of it, he just kinda laid there...
     
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    Why is everybody online 6'7"?
     
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