Inspired by this article from Cracked, which has a bunch of dumb questions and their equally dumb answers. (Fully disclosure: I didn't read all the way through it because the first few questions were exceptionally uninteresting.) Focus: Ask a question, and answer the question(s) above you. Alt. Focus: If any of these questions spark a debate/your interest, suggest a thread to see if it has legs. (Because we need more than just the WDT and the Serious Thread.) I'll get it started: If you could suck your own dick/munch your own coochie, would you?