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Wait, What? 8/3/2012-8/5/2012 Weekend Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Aug 3, 2012.

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  1. mya

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    Yep, I am sure he would understand. But from the other perspective, I am sure he knows I am sad and wants to know how to fix it when in actuality I just want to wallow for a little bit.
     
  2. Juice

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    500 Days of Summer. I hate romantic comedies, but this movie transcends the usual crap in that genre. Its definitely a whimsical/bittersweet kind of film.

    In other news, I just woke up and I think I was raped by a ghost. Its my moms birthday and I'm supposed to meet my family for dinner in 2 hours and havent gotten her anything.
     
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    Hey Bandit, no more posting crappy cracked articles. Your massive trashy bush:crappy article ratio is way down and it just isn't as much fun.

    In other news, I slept for a whopping three hours last night and it's time to go to a concert in 95 degree heat, and then I'm supposed to go out afterward. I'm fucked.
     
  5. mya

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    Well instead of seeing a movie I went out and bought myself a case of wine, my favorite fish that is $30/lb and some red daisies. All very good purchases to make when you will likely need to be quitting your job. But thank you for the suggestions, they are filed away to revisit once the Olympics are over
     
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    WTF type of fish is 30/lb?
     
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    Sea bass from Whole Foods. I think there is some ethical (as well as economic) reason why I am not supposed to be eating sea bass but it is just so good. I pan roast it with a fennel, tomato and wine sauce. I feel less depressed just thinking about it.
     
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    Not nearly as bad as the poor cute little sea bass you're filleting.

    Bon Apetit!!!
     
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    I live in a small coastal fishing town. So the most expensive fish is probably 7/lb straight off the boat. So when you said 30/lb i was just about choked.

    edit: keep forgetting most the people aren't as lucky as i am.
     
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    And I live in Kansas. There, depressed again already
     
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    Well if it makes you feel any better, the annual rain fall is over 10ft, and probably the cloudiest place in NA, 250+days a year in cloud.
     
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    Tibbers, I ping pongged.
     

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    So on that "I live in Kansas" note, I figured that since I am job searching anyway I should just look "elsewhere" too. I casually tossed this out to my husband ...."look, they are looking for a NP here for much more money than I am making now, plus they will pay for relocation and interview expenses!". He didn't look quite as enthused as I was. So, what is upstate NY like anyway?
     
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    While I was gun shopping today, a fellow patron walked by me and audibly farted. He was as matter-of-fact about it, you'd have thought he coughed or scratched his head. I felt like I needed a shower.
     
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    Nine months of winter and three months of tough sledding.
     
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    So today I went to train with every intention of taking it easy and not doing much of anything, but instead due to olympic fucking fever I got dragged into some kind of idiotic clean and jerk competition. I need to start training somewhere with people my own age, not these damn kids with pure testosterone running through their fucking veins. I think I did something to my wrist. Thank goodness it's my left wrist though, or this night would be a loss.
     
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    You know, if you want to get frisky in the gym shower, you can just say that.

    You don't have to make up some kind of "Olympic fucking fever."
     
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    Bullshit. A quick, unexpected and brutal crack to the ass cheeks with a tightly-rolled rattail towel whip and before you know it saxophone music is playing in the background.
     
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    How the hell does Brandon Vera have a great greco roman wrestling background? Really? then why are you getting taken down by a brazilian with zero wrestling experience who is basically flopping down on you? Geez.
     
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    Anyone on this board live in the Inland Empire in CA/know of any decent bars around here? Nothing too loud just a good place to hang out.
     
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