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Wait, What? 8/3/2012-8/5/2012 Weekend Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Aug 3, 2012.

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  1. bewildered

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    What did he cook this time?
     
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    A kitten just creeped me the fuck out. Our cat had kittens in June and we've given them all away except for the two that my brother-in-law is taking. They just got back from a vacation to the Grand Canyon so we've kept them a little longer for them. I was just looking at the cute kittens asleep nursing, thinking "aww, how sweet" when I noticed the black kitten had it's eyes wide open, staring at me. Freaked me right the fuck out.

    Also fuck July Johnson's baby (on Lonesome Dove) I keep hearing him make noises and then staring at the baby monitor thinking it's E, even though it sounds nothing like her.

    And,just because I've been listening to this album on repeat for a week:
     
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    he took me out to my friends wedding :)
     
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    Well I'm getting drunk so as i can forget things

     
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    Talk about BUZZ KILL. The 3 cat ladies swooped in and sprung my trap, then stood around and talked about it for 10 minutes while taking pics with their phone like it was the scene of the crime.

    I don't even give a shit about the cats anymore. Those ladies though? It's on.
     
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    What kind of trap was it?
     
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    Fuckin DRUNK

    Ill take ALL YOU ON MOTHERFUCKERS

    I am as drunk and as handsme as ten movie stars ANY DOUBTERS!?!?!??!!? Fuck the spins I hate em.
     
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    Wine is one thing I'll never touch. I love booze, and I love all the liquors in the rainbow, but fuck wine. I've only bought a bottle once and that was to impress a girl I didn't end up sleeping with. Waste of money. I don't get it. Its not strong, its expensive, it gives some of the most legendary hangovers and its snobby. If I'm in Europe with friends I met in the hostel I'll have a glass with dinner if they want some, can't be rude. But I'd rather be sober than dare screw with that stuff.
     
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    Just a wire box trap...you put food in it and when they step on the little panel the door closes. Then the building manager takes them to the humane society, which is no kill by the way, in the morning.
     
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    Well first of all they can fuck right off, and I guess your gonna have to hide the trap from now on.
     
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    Yeah well this is an ongoing problem. The previous volunteer was finding all sorts of weird ass places to put them and they still tampered with them. These are old ladies whose whole lives are apparently cats. The 600+ unit condo sits on several acres and has several parking garages and these ladies stroll the entire property putting piles of cat food everywhere. Literally, I picked up a pile near my trap today, it was between .5 and 1 pound. And there are dozens of piles.

    The beauty of the current location is that I can look over the railing from above them to see what is going on. No way in hell I want to have a confrontation with these people.
     
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    I remember you saying that is was a problem but i didn’t realize it was that big of a problem. Any big bushes backing up to buildings? Shove the traps way back in there with some wet cat food, don’t need much.
     
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    Here's some gifs to enjoy

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    and i think this one is a repost but fuck it

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    Since I mentioned kittens earlier I thought I'd share a picture:
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    Please don't trap them bewildered!

    Actually I'm so ready to get rid of these suckers, I may drive a 180 mile round trip to deliver them to my nieces so that I don't have to deal with them any more. Their mother got spayed yesterday so we don't have to worry about a repeat. I will point out that these kittens are Mizzou colors, which is perfect since my sister-in-law went to school there.
     
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    Went out for my birthday tonight. So fucking drunk. As it's my last birthday before 30 I felt Irish car bombs were my duty. Also slightly buzzed me is a dumb fuck. I know I should slew down on my consumption yet one more drink kept sounding like a good idea.
     
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    Went out for my birthday tonight. So fucking drunk. As it's my last birthday before 30 I felt Irish car bombs were my duty. Also slightly buzzed me is a dumb fuck. I know I should slew down on my consumption yet one more drink kept sounding like a good idea.
     
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    I am ze drunk
     
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    That shit cray, yo
     
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    So my day was moving 8000lbs of wood pellets into the cellar.

    Fuck me my back is tired.

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    Do they not have natural gas in Sweden?
     
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