You don't have to be told what we do round these parts. Drink of the weekend: Wine! Spoiler Picture theme of the weekend: Olympics. Obviously. Spoiler Cute animal of the weekend: Bunnies! Spoiler Weird animal of the weekend: DICKSNAKE: NSFW Get into it, people.
Jesus, what the fuck is a dicksnake? So my exciting weekend is moving 4 tons of wood pellets into the cellar so I will have heat this winter.
Why the fuck did I just look at a picture with the title "Dicksnake". I am an idiot. In other news, I woke up hungover as fuck this morning after having a drunken wrestling match with a buddy of mine who has ~50 pounds on me. I also found out that my best friend is now sleeping with my brother's on again off again girlfriend. The same girlfriend that my brother cheated on (on her porch) and got caught by, a few weeks ago. Ridiculous. Also I move to NYC in 2 weeks from today. Weeeee! Emily Batty, Canadian cross country mountain biker.
Fucking long weekend, here I come. I've had the shittiest ear infection all week, and I'm on my second round of antibiotics. The plus side to total hearing loss in one ear, is that I only have to listen to half of people's bullshit. I'm shopping in Buffalo, NY tomorrow and plan on bringing back a few cases of good American craft beer. Any suggestions?
I see your sprinter and raise you a javelin-er. Also, if I knew how to copy videos from YouTube and edit them to add TiB user names over some of the characters in this commercial, I would totally do that.
Do we have a beer/wine/alcohol review thread? How can a board full of drunks not have that? Did I miss it?
Dogfish Head (60 and/or 90 min IPA) Lagunitas (Little Sumpin') Saranac (White IPA) Harpoon (Rye IPA) Long Trail (Double Bag) River Horse (Tripel Horse) You really can't go wrong with anything from those breweries, but those are the ones I've been hitting hard this summer.
You're an IPA girl if I recall. Some beers that sweat hops: Stone Ruination, IPA, Ruination, Arrogant Bastard, Double Bastard (this is your hops brewery, don't pass it up) Dogfish Head 120 Minute, 90 Minute IPA Avery Maharaja Great Divide Hercules Bell's Hop Slam, Two Hearted Russian River Pliny The Elder Also look out for Brooklyn Brewery, Three Floyds, Cigar City (especially the Maduro Brown), ANYTHING else by Bell's. The above are probably the best in the country. At least, as far as I have kept up. Now. Who wants to help me wash windows? Spoiler
I do... [/quote] Seriously, not even a mild NSFW tag, just anouther picture of a dicksnake? Off for the long weekend soon. Cabin for 1 night, then I get to sneak off with the wife and NO KIDS for a night at the Boogie Bash which is always a good biker event piss up, then back to the cabin for anouther night on the lake. Lots of booze and poker, jet skiis, boats, swimming and I'm even taking a small TV and the Wii for midnight drunken Tiger woods golf games outside by a campfire. It's not roughing it at all, but I'll be too drunk to care.
Yeah, even knowing it was 'sack, I was dumb enough to click on that and go "WTF? Why is he posting a pic-- oh DAMMIT!" It's funny that the file name includes ". . . _thick_fat_cock_cums_buckets_003_ . . . " in the name. I'm assuming 'sack downloaded versions 001 and 002, too. But, hey, man,
I'm so bored at work, I'm not even mad at 'Sack for posting that bullshit. It caused me to jump, but the fact he googled that to post it is interesting. Does he know where to google this? Does he just have an HDD full of dicks? Did that dicksnake finally make him uncover what his coke binges were trying to keep far back in that deep, deep closet? So many questions...
Keep in mind Hopslam is only available for a limited time every year. Per Bell's website, it is listed as a Winter seasonal, so I doubt Hooker will be able to find it for sale. Which is a pity because Hopslam is an awesome beer. She might like Bell's Two Hearted, which is available year round. It's the IPA that I judge all other IPAs by. The bar up the street from me has $3.50 pints of Two Hearted on Thursday nights (and Oberon currently), and it's a fucking glorious thing.
Shout out for Golden Monkey and Hop Devil by Victory. Zombie Dust is also a winner from Three Floyds.
If you're anywhere near Ellicotville stop by the Ellicotville Brewery, it's a pretty well known local restaurant/brewery that's all good and shit.
From a friend who knew I needed a good stiff drink or six tonight after a brutal day at the office. Frozen Whiskey Sour Spoiler 6 oz whiskey or bourbon 2 lemons - peeled and quartered – remove seeds and save peel to zest/garnish 1 medium orange peel and quartered – remove seeds 2 teaspoons sugar (to taste) 3 cups ice Place all in blender and let er rip. Garnish with cherry and grated lemon zest. Also can be made with frozen lemonade concentrate and orange juice (equal parts whiskey and concentrate and half the orange juice)