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Wait... I didn't order that!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Bogan, Oct 26, 2010.

  1. Bogan

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    Last week a guy got into an argument with a tattooist about to do a piece on his back. Instead of the yin and yang and dragons he wanted, he got a giant penis and a statement 'implying he was gay' Unfortunately, as far as I can tell there are no pictures.

    Focus: When have you not received what you expected?
     
    #1 Bogan, Oct 26, 2010
  2. DrFrylock

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    Sometimes the unexpected is good, sometimes not.

    Alt Focus: Terrible tattoos!
     
    #2 DrFrylock, Oct 28, 2010
  3. Viking33

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    Focus: When have you not received what you expected?

    Syphilis and an awkward walk home instead of mind blowing sex and breakfast...
     
    #3 Viking33, Oct 28, 2010
  4. Dr. Gonzo Esquire

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    Not as dramatic as syphilis, but Burger King does not understand what the words "mustard instead of mayo" mean.
     
    #4 Dr. Gonzo Esquire, Oct 28, 2010
  5. Samr

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    Focus: I'm pretty sure sex after marriage falls into this category...
     
    #5 Samr, Oct 28, 2010
  6. rei

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    Isn't this ordering something and getting something else, as opposed to nothing?
     
    #6 rei, Oct 28, 2010
  7. Viking33

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    Yep, that's why you go to the McDonalds next door when Burger King isn't meeting the needs.
     
    #7 Viking33, Oct 28, 2010
  8. Guy Fawkes

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    9 out of every 10 cars I've gone to take a look at fall into this category.

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    I mean I guess technically there is a "slight scuff" in the lower front fascia.
     
    #8 Guy Fawkes, Oct 28, 2010
  9. Nettdata

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    Don't be a pussy. That'll buff right out.

    Besides, a detailing service is bound to be next for you anyway.
     
    #9 Nettdata, Oct 28, 2010
  10. Disgustipated

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    That, and it now has a fully sick, designer induction system.
     
    #10 Disgustipated, Oct 28, 2010
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