Focus: Which kids-centric game show would you most want to be a contestant on? 1) Double Dare Pros: I think they played for real money. Get to play around in messy/gross stuff. Obstacle courses are awesome. Mark Summers was a friggin' badass. Cons: Might have had to play with your family. If your family were idiots, you didn't get to play the final obstacle course, thus you were a loser who didn't get to have any fun. 2) Legends of the Hidden Temple Pros: Badass challenges. The hidden temple obstacle course. GREEN MOTHERFUCKIN MONKEYS. Cons: More contestants, higher chance of not making it past the first round, therefore not having any fun. That goddamn monkey shrine/statue puzzle makes people look like epileptic retards on national tv. I heard they didn't let the contestants keep their badass team shirts. Assholes. 3) Guts Pros: Lots of cool bungie-cord related events. Kids could jump around like goddamn moon men. MOON MEN! Got to climb a mountain. Sweet. Got to be physically better than other people and look down on them while holding your giant neon rock trophy. Awesome. Moira Quirk was hot. Cons: Actually had to do physical activity. Lame. 4) Nick Arcade Pros: HOLY SHIT I'M IN A VIDEO GAME! Cons: ... This video game that I'm in is terrible.