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Virginity Auction

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by AFHokie, May 7, 2014.

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  1. CharlesJohnson

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    I'm not really talking about her vagoo. She invested in herself. Girl has limitless potential because I 100% believe her to be a psychopath. In a few years she'll either be on the arm of an oil sheikh or caught running a multi-million dollar brothel. Or both.

    Remember Zahia Dehar? Under age prostitute to a bunch of footballers. She parlayed her infamy/notoriety into a successful lingerie line. Wouldn't be surprised if a few palms were greased along the way. In more ways than one.

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  2. shimmered

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    I'm really angry at what the makeup artist she used did to those false eyelashes.
     
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    I don't know. If I wasn't married and money wasn't an object? I probably would. Anybody can brag about spending an absurd amount of money on a car or house. How many people can brag about spending three quarters of a million dollars on a vagina?

    "I spent $800,000 on a shrinkwrapped vagina. It was like fucking a hole in a punching bag, but more lifeless. Then we talked about Jesus and how much she hates her dad."
     
  4. E. Tuffmen

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    Remind me to never go into business with you or piss you off.
     
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    Why would I want to, after the first time she is just a high priced whore.
     
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    "Who would pay that much for a virgin." A fat rich dude with a micro penis and no skill in bed who think she won't know any better. Pretty simple. This is ridiculous, her body looks good, but her face looks like she'll be a banshee without the make-up.
     
  7. AFHokie

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    True, but that region tends to barter in other commodities. A friend of mine had an Iraqi Colonel offer her commander 500 AK-47's and a dozen Iraqi Lieutenants for her hand in marriage.
     
  8. Crown Royal

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    Right NOW she is a high-priced virgin whore. But make no mistake, she is a whore. Hooker, prostitute, "escort", pinch-prick, take your pick. And why are her eyebrows attached to her actual eyes?
     
  9. Not the Bees!

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    I don't know why anyone would want to pay for sex with a virgin. It's just like paying an extremely exorbitant price for a very awkward prostitute. This whole thing really reflects on how depraved a species we are. How can Nigerian school girls be sold for $12, but this woman's virginity is worth $800,000?

    The last girl who tried this never completed the sale, because the top bidder turned out to be a 21 year old prankster. I think the same thing will happen here.

    She ended up just doing a Playboy shoot to get her payday, so hey, good for her!:

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  10. Crown Royal

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    Who the fuck would pose for Playboy with tan lines? What truck stop does she dance at?
     
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    I think it's pretty funny that the last man who tried doing this only got $2600. Showing that as much as one may want to criticise the women putting themselves up for this, it is absurdly rich douchebag men who are creating the market for it.
     
  12. Rush-O-Matic

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  13. The Village Idiot

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    Re: SPF 1

    I LOVE tan lines.

    Seriously. It's like 'Fondle by Numbers' for the sexually retarded, such as myself.
     
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    Re: SPF 1

    Not for a while. I, like anybody with common sense haven't bought one since 1999 since I can just steal what I want to see via the Internet. I just always assumed they still airbrushed everything until it looks like a Rembrandt. I mean, look at Lohan's pics. She looks like an albino tackling dummy in them.

    Back on topic, the only person that would pay thousands upon thousands of dollars for sex, no matter how hot they are is person who simply hates money. You could spend seven bucks on a single Long Island ice tea which will completely shithouse a cute college girl into sex with you. Plus, you don't risk international exposure for being a creepy, rich asshole who pays a fortune to deflower an overaged Lolita.
     
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    Oh, no, I didn't mean the print edition. When I say "read" I mean look at pictures of naked women. And, you don't even have to steal it. the blog is free. I dunno, I guess because it's a "blog" they don't have an age gate or anything. The last print edition of Playboy I looked at had Sherilyn Fenn in it - like 1990 or something?

    You know how you can start typing a web address and the autocomplete kicks in? Well, it's funny* when your mom is looking over your shoulder when you're trying to explain PayPal to her and instead of typing P-a-y you type P-l-a-y (muscle memory?) and it autocompletes playboyblog.com.

    *not funny
     
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    And with that, I'm pretty sure this topic is completely fucked out.
     
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