Anyone ever hear of the The sleep talkin man? I saw this the other day and the shit he says is hysterical. Just a few gems: "Hey, don't... don't say anything. Why don't you put it in an email, then I can ignore it at my pleasure." "If I wanted to see a long nose and a big ass, I'd look at a horse." "Butt cheeks ahoy! There she blows!" "You can't be a pirate if you haven't got a beard. I said so. MY boat, MY rules." "We haven't got a plank. Just fucking jump." "Yes I'm sad, but if you stood further away, I'd be happier. No, further away. Well, let's face it, just fucking CUNT OFF! Thank you, I appreciate it." FOCUS: Discus the hilarity that is this man's subconscious. ALTERNATE FOCUS: Discuss funny shit you or your significant other has said or done while sleeping. Several months ago, as I was getting into bed my wife said "What are you doing in my bed?" I stopped just as my ass hit the bed, cocked my head and asked, "What?" "What are YOU doing in MY bed?" "What are you talking bout? I'm your husband." "I know you're my husband..... (disgusted) Never mind. Snoring then commenced.