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Upcoming Movies Thread

Discussion in 'Pop Culture Board' started by Diogenes The Cynic, Oct 19, 2009.

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  1. Juice

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    Isn’t that the point though?
     
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    I’ve been waiting for this one a while now. This has been in production hell for years because of Weinstein, but now it’s coming out. Tesla better be given the real kudos in this.

     
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    I’m not posting this out of excitement.

    This is a “who wanted this?” Post. Behold, gaze on in amazement at the most terrible-looking movie ever made in the history of the entire universe. A reboot of a franchise that sucked beyond belief, and this time they dragged poor Patrick Stewart in it.

    This is worse than a thousand 9/11’s:

     
    #1884 Crown Royal, Jun 27, 2019
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    That looks marginally better than Ballistic: Ecks vs Sever.
     
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    It looks marginally worse than Plan 9 From Outer Space.

    And do you know why this movie will bomb? Sexist white men refusing to spend their money on it.
     
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    I disagree, it doesn't look *that* bad. It looks better than the female Ghostbusters to me. I mean, I'm not going to see it at the theatre or anything, but I'd DVR it on TNT or whatever to watch when there was nothing else on. Plus, I've already seen the worst movie ever made (Welcome to Marwen), so this would definitely be a step up.
     
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    I didn’t know you hated the movie THAT much. I too think it sucked, but it didn’t reach “Armageddon” heights for me.
     
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    it has been forever but I remember liking armageddon.
     
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    Armageddon has some entertainment quality. Welcome to Marwen is the worst waste of money that ever came out of Hollywood and everyone involved with it should be embarrassed. It's not even redeeming in any way to bad enough to be campy or cultish. I will continue to trash it every chance I get until I figure out how to replace those two hours of my life and $10 that I will never get back.
     
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    It certainly is a pale shadow to “Marwencol” which was equally fascinating and sad. This man has his soul stolen from him and the fucks who did it were basically given slaps on the wrist.
     
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    Fixed.
     
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    The second Wolverine movie was almost as wretched. The third was great.
     
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    2nd one was worse in some ways
     
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    Oh, yeah, don't hear me wrong. I have no ill feelings towards Mark Hogencamp or his real story, and I hope the assholes who assaulted him burn in Hell. But, that movie is shit.
     
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    Ok, WHO THE FUCK asked for this to be made?

     
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    The same fuck-o’s who wanted an emoji movie. I wonder how many Oscars it will win.
     
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    I thought the first (second?) one was entertaining. This looks fun. Nice twist on the premise:

     
    #1898 Rush-O-Matic, Jul 1, 2019
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    This looks interesting...

     
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    That does look interesting. I wonder if it will mention how Netflix uses such data . . .
     
    #1900 Rush-O-Matic, Jul 11, 2019
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