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Upcoming Movies Thread

Discussion in 'Pop Culture Board' started by Diogenes The Cynic, Oct 19, 2009.

  1. Joka

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    It has a lot of potential, but I can see it being another shitty Cusack movie. Atleast I know Chevy will be funny as hell so I'll see it anyways
     
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    Yeah, the start of the trailer has a ton of potential but the second half is pretty shitty with that bald man's ramblings about twitter and viagra.





    What a fantastic trailer.. The jarring metallic noises build up great with the stunning visuals and very limited idea of what the movie's actually about. Easily my most anticipated film of 2010.
     
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    Worst actor ever? I think he has his work cut out for him if he's going to steal the title from Hayden Christiansen, who makes Christopher Lambert look like DeNiro in Raging Bull.
     
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    I never saw Jumper but I always gave HC the benefit of the doubt because I blamed the whole Star Wars mess squarely on George Lucas. It was George's fault that he wanted wooden performances in a shitty trilogy that ruined lives.
     
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    I saw this trailer last night. I had just taken a couple Ambien because I was going to bed. I saw half of it and said, am I watching Saturday Night Live or something? There is no way this is real. Being on Ambien, it made it much worse too. I then thought I was dreaming and that something like this possibly couldn't be made. I wasn't dreaming, someone actually thought this was a good idea to make (and "actors" actually agreed to make this).

    Ladies and gentlemen, I present: "Tooth Fairy"

     
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    Another "Retard as a superhero" movie, but with Woody starring in it you know it's going to be good:


    Speaking of which, another clip for Kick-Ass. Nic Cage is back.
     
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    Has 'Predators' been mentioned yet? It's a continuation of the Predator franchise which ignores the AvP movies. The script has been leaked online, and from what I've read it's probably going to suck donkey balls-especially if they can secure the ending that they really want for the film.

    Two of the cast survive until the end, a Pred ship lands and the crew steps out lead by the head dude. Head dude then says "Not bad kid", and takes his helmet off to reveal that he is Dutch Schaefer (that's Arnie, for those that may not know).

    Please God, don't let this suck.
     
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    Give me a fucking BREAK.


    This is more like it (I think this was the last trailer Don LaFontaine did the narrative for. RIP Voice Of God).
     
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    Wall Street sequel



    I like how it compares and contrasts today's economic outlook compared to 20 years ago.

    The original was so good, I can't imagine it living up to the name
     
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    Looks awesome. Praying that it doesn't become to sappy like FUnny People.
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    I was considering watching it, but when I heard that "greed is now legal" line, I knew it would probably suck. Then, the "Oliver Stone" credit at the end confirmed it. Thanks, but I don't want to be lectured over the course of a film, especially since I've worked as a financial analyst.
     
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    Robert E. Howard finally comes to life (no distributor in USA yet). Tell me this doesn't look ass-kicking awesome.


    And...
     
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    Anyone else planning on seeing The Crazies? I've purposely skipped out on many of these types of movies in the last few years because the trailers (and subsequent reviews) convince me that they suck (although the Last House on the Left remake was really good). But something about this trailer gives me shudders. It grabs you by the balls at the 55-second mark.

     
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    Shia Leboueof has never once proven that he can carry a heavy roll, I dont know why he keeps getting them. Oliver Stone has lost some of his flair and has resorted to just beating you over the head with his lectures. Much like the rash of anti war films a few years ago you know this is going to be one of many trashing big business. I really wish someone had the balls to bring Atlas Shrugged to the big screen as a big F U to these.
     
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    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0480239" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0480239</a>
     
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    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.cinematical.com/2009/12/23/david-cronenberg-revives-the-talking-cure-with-keira-knightley/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.cinematical.com/2009/12/23/d ... knightley/</a>

    Holy shittttt. Long way off but fucking a' man, if this actually gets made I'm going to cream my shorts.

    Christoph Waltz (Hans Landa) as Freud, someone I don't know as Carl Jung, and Keira Knightley as what I'm guessing is the "troubled, intense, sassy, incredibly hot young girl that somehow causes a rift between Jung and Freud". Wowzers.

    And Cronenberg to boot. I don't love all the guy's stuff but I loved Eastern Promises and History of Violence.
     
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    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.slashfilm.com/2010/02/12/centurion-international-trailer-and-poster-neil-marshall-goes-behind-enemy-lines/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.slashfilm.com/2010/02/12/cen ... emy-lines/</a>

    Centurion, featuring Dominic West and Olga Kurylenko. This is a story of the 9th legion who disappeared behind enemy lines. Looks GOOD.
     
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    Sequel/Companion piece to Forgetting Sarah Marshall, focusing (thankfully) on Aldous Snow:


    This movie looks fucking hilarious:
     
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    Apple has an exclusive trailer for Wall Street 2

    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.apple.com/trailers/fox/wallstreetmoneyneversleeps/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.apple.com/trailers/fox/walls ... versleeps/</a>


    Good soundtrack and it looks like it has potential.
     
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    That trailer makes the movie like much better than the first. I hate that they are milking the Greed is legal line because, out of context in both trailers, it just doesnt make much sense. "Greed is now legal?" Greedy behavior can lead someone to do illegal things but the concept and the practice of greed isn't illegal. But hey Gordon has one of those brick cellphones from the 80s in his personal belongings after he gets out, what a knee slapper!