The SO gives me constant shit for watching The Food Network and/or shows about food on The Travel Channel. Fine wtfever? I watch it because I enjoy it and it relaxes me. How it does that I do not know I just know it does. So there. This weekend I had to endure probably 6-7 hours of GOLF. FUCKING GOLF. And by the way, golf needs slo-mo? Seriously? The fucking Metlife blimp moves faster than a round of golf. I bitched and bitched. His response? "Well let me put it on The Food Network for you since that's SO interesting." I called bullshit and said that if it wasn't golf, if there were no other sports on but bowling, guess what would be on the TV? If that shit isn't pot to kettle I don't know what is. FOCUS: What are your pot to kettle stories?