So because women have standards (at times) and you have to work for it, we are sluts? Seems like we are saints, for many males..
I'm sorry, should you really be the one telling people they're sick bastards for wanting to have sex with two sisters?
Trust me it can go both ways. I havent put up big numbers but the girls I am friends with know that I have had zero standards with most of the girls Ive hooked up with. It has given me a skeevy reputation with them and they rarely try and hook me up with their friends. The two biggest ladies men "studs" I know almost exclusively hook up with hot chicks (one dated a hefty chick once to our bewilderment). The girl I mentioned before is known to sleep around but her type only includes meat head preppy dudes, then another girl I know has slept with any half drunk shady drug dealer she came across. Guess who everyone thinks is a slut? HELL YEAH DOG! LOOK AT DEM TITTIES!
You could get really creative, sexually, with these girl(s). It seems like there is a crease of sorts where both of their necks join. I bet if you squeezed their heads together hard enough, you could create a tight enough space with which to fornicate. Thats just the one idea. I was reading that they share a diaphragm. You could gag one and face-fuck the other in some crazy asphyxiation scheme. Maybe like in that previous story with the incestuous sisters, you could have them make out with each other while you violate other areas at the same time. Oh, the joy. ...what?
Those are some great ideas, especially the neck fucking. It's hard to plot the murder of a Siamese twin, but I'd definitely attempt to woo the one with the long neck into a murder scheme just for shits and giggles. I'm thinking a note system printed on the inside of some sunglasses (i.e. Hey long neck, I'm sorry your ugly sister keeps trying to monopolize my time. We really need some alone time...). Of course, I'd have to find out some information first. Is there a way to drug one of the heads, or do I have to go with the traditional bag over the head? How long can one head go without oxygen? When I do make them cum, would one scream and the other moan, or would it be a more harmonious effect? Would one get jealous if I paid too much attention to the other? If one gags, does the other throw up? Would they be willing to let me put up a cardboard divider between the two heads so I could fantasize about head 1 while I'm focusing on head 2? The greatest thing, in my opinion, is that you could be as rough and nasty as you want. If you kill a head, then the other head will finally be so relieved just to be able to take a shit alone, masturbate, enjoy the company of men (Good luck there with a dead head on your shoulders, or even worse, have it removed and realizes her head is in the middle of her shoulder blade, but I won't laugh until the deed is done.), know secrets, etc. Hell, I might even convince her to cover for me, and say it was Anthony Dimeo. These girls might need a thread of their own...
If it was one pussy and two heads, would both of them even feel anything? Or would you have to keep alternating the angle of your dick to make sure they both get to experience it? The amount of questions this scenario creates is never ending.
Do they masturbate? How did that work the first time? CAN they masturbate or is it always incest? Wrap your head around that.
On that note, do they fondle their respective breast? I read in the wiki article that they each control one side and learned to coordinate so they can perform basic tasks that require both hands and legs. If the left hand grabs the right breast against the right head's will, is it molestation? Can the right hand punch the left face? Can you batter yourself? Each answer opens up more questions...We should try to get them to start an, "Ask a siamese twin thread."
This damn thread has completely blown my mind. The things you people fucking "say" never ceases to amaze me. You go from fucking sisters to wondering how siamese twins masturbate. Can it get anymore fucked up, seriously? The real fucked up thing is I keep clicking back on this thread, just to find out what the newest fucked up reply is. Jeeze.
Imagine as kids-"Quit hitting yourself." I'll be honest, if I gave birth to this abomination, I'd sell it to a mad scientist. Or sell them into a porno ring....
Is it possible that this thread is more fucked up and random than the actual Random Drunk Thread? I think it is. This whole "fucking sisters debate" has me thinking about the show Cathouse. Anyone remember that gem? About the Bunnyland Ranch in Las Vegas? They had identical twin sisters that used to hire themselves out to the highest bidder. According to them, although nothing with the guy was off limits, they refused to touch each other. Sure you did, girls. Sure you did.
Well, so far we have photographs of incestuous twins, unanswered questions about Siamese twins (again, with pictures) and a long-running debate about MMF threesome. Really, can we go much lower without involving kids or animals?