A crazy show needs to end crazy. It sure looks that way. I'm just going to say we should take a pick-three death pool for this last season. The only path this show has left is to go shit-nuts, and I doubt there will be many characters left standing.
Bill is guaranteed. I am also going with Jessica because she's lost her will to live, and I actually kind of WANT DSam to die because of how much of a fucking idiot he suddenly became. I mean, did you HEAR him during the finale of last season? He was my favourite character (and eaily the best actor on the show) for the first five seasons and they made him a caricature of a superstitious idiot. He became Jason without an idiot's accent. I just want more Violet. A LOT more.
For real. BEFORE THE OPENING CREDITS REAL. Goddamn they are not wasting time. Violet continues to write volumous chapters in my good book. I think that was the first time in the show's history where the episode didn't end in a cliffhanger scenario. It looks like last season will focus on Bon Temps, sort if bringing it full circle with season one.
I love taking wild swings at what's in store for this show, so here's one: what if Erik is behind the Bon Temps attacks? They're keeping the prisoners in Fangtasia. Not to mention somebody who's obviously powerful controls them with a dog whistle. Erik would not be the biggest fan of humans at the moment so it makes sense. I Forgot: Bill, Erik, Jason. I would not have guessed Tara before.
Watching this episode made me realize how many characters I hate and would love for the show to kill off in the carnage that likely will ensue. Tara's Mom, fucking Hoyt's annoying ass Mom, this new bitch playing the oppressed woman of color card...
A-to the fucking-Men. I want to smother Tara's mom in an elephant's twat while stabbing her in the back of the head. Jesus Christ, what an obnoxious yammering cartoon skeleton. Should've been torn to shreds seasons ago. So Erik's dying from the looks if it. That sucks. However I like what they're doing with Jessica, it's amazing how they carried her as a character throughout the show. I thought for sure she was going to kill herself at the end of last season but I think she'll end up dying to save Adilyn-Braelyn-Charlene-Danicka.
Cray. Just plain cray. Alcide is toast, Erik is dying, and Violet killed the living fuck out of that fat turd like it ain't no thang. Besides a dumb general plot shit is getting as nuts as I hoped. Is Jessica sick or turning human again? Did I miss something?
Alcide's dead, only Sam and Bill to go! They haven't tested faerie blood curing Hep-V have they? I'm hoping for some miracle cure for Eric. You can't just let that much sexy die.
I was smiling so hard when Hoyt's mom ate it. That was so satisfying. This show does comeuppance to annoying characters so well. Eric is simply too entertaining to die. Pam on the other hand.... I just hope Sarah Newland (Newmi? I choked) gets offed so violently HBO gets fined for it. She's the worst cunt on my screen since Dolores Umbridge.
I want Sarah to go in some kind of homage to the SOA scene where opie offs the ATF bitch. Maybe the actor who played opie as a cameo werewolf with a machine gun
Why did that one vamp school teacher lady die while drinking from Arlene? Was it something in Arlene's blood, or did the Hep V just catch up to her? Dammit, Alcide was an awesome character, and Joe Mangianello was fun to watch. I like how the lady who kept playing the race card got a fucking battering ram through the chest. And then they showed her body just laying there in the background with a fucking 6 inch wide ram sticking out of her. It was great. Sweet holy fuck do I hate Tara's mom. Skeleton with a wig victim complex southern baptist addict horrible annoying ass bitch.
Yeah, I'm three episodes into this season and once again we have writers already with their new gigs signed. This shit is on pace to be as bad as Dexter. What's worse is that they're killing off more people GoT's last season. They're giving 5-10 seconds to characters that have had major screen time. Tara dies off screen (and there really isn't much mystery to it and if she's alive, no one will give a fuck), Alcide just gets capped in the head, and Mrs. Hoyt just gets killed by a new character (also not giving us enough time to enjoy it or her one more bitchy line to end with). Now fucking Erik is going to die because he stopped giving a fuck and randomly decided to sit down and die? Get the fuck out of here. Now I will give them points for giving the people what they want before shits over in terms of just tossing everyone up there naked. You know there are still women masturbating to that Erik and Jason scene. Just need to check off that Jessica box and all is forgiven.
Erik Northman: jaw surgeon. FUCK. Jason is so stupid it's insane. You once again have PG-13 sex withJessica, but cheating on an insanely sexy, vengeful and all-powerful 800 year old? Die already.