Imagine taking a beautiful girl out to dinner, the one you've been wanting to ask out for months but haven't had the guts, but finally with some liquid courage you ballsed up and asked her. The food is delicious, the wine is wonderful, and the girl's giving you more "fuck me" eyes than you know what to do with. The entire place knows that this is your night. It's on. You bring her back to your place, tear off all her clothing, and just as she's about to put those lovely lips on your dick... She throws up on your cock, punches you in the face, and then defecates all over your dog. THAT is what living in Buffalo is like.