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Top Guys from Female Fantasy's NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Maltob14, Nov 18, 2010.

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What's your fantasy ladies?

  1. Stranger

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  2. Uniformed: From the USMC to UPS. Specify in the thread.

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  3. Firefighter

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  4. Cowboy

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  5. Lumberjack

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  6. Board Mod

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    7.7%
  7. Musician

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    10.3%
  8. Hipster

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  9. Furry

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  10. Rape Fantasy

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    25.6%
  11. Other: Specify - I don't think you'll be using this one given the great choices.

    6 vote(s)
    15.4%
  1. Maltob14

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    Space Cadet

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    Chater might have forgot, but the few females on this board have fantasies too. And they need to be shit on just like ours do. Yet again ladies, I come to your aid like in the "How do you like your men" thread. Based on the response I got, I seemed very knowledgable especially by including the Dos Equis guy and Chris Farley on that list. No, no. You're welcome. Have at it.

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  2. lostalldoubt86

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    I'm into the rape fantasy for the laziest reason. I like it because I can just lay there and I don't have to worry about getting the guy off. Extra points for handcuffs because then I don't even have to move that much.
     
  3. shegirl

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    Superhero in a tight rubber suit, he's funny and hot as hell. Yes please.
     
  4. Devils Advocate

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    Question... Why do the guys get the hot girls on their thread, but we get fucking ugly ones?
     
  5. Dr. Gonzo Esquire

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    Because you touch yourself at night.
     
  6. lostalldoubt86

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    I can watch Ryan Reynolds watch paint dry if he doesn't have a shirt on. Agreed?
     
  7. audreymonroe

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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    I get all giggly about firefighters. Also, sailors...but I don't know why because I don't like that squeaky clean All-American look on guys not in uniform. All I know is that when Fleet Week comes around I am just perma-wet.

    Although, lately, I keep half-joking about how I just want to bang a mechanic. I grew up in a hippy town, I went to a mostly-art school full of gay and/or straight hipsters, and now I live in Brooklyn and only hang out with people in creative industries. I'm so tired of sensitive gentle artfags. I just want a fucking Man. I want him to come home in his tank top and jeans with grease smudged oh so sexily on his cheek and biceps and then have his way with me and then fix my hastily-assembled furniture that keeps falling apart. In my mind, mechanics all basically look like this:

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    But, in reality, they tend to look eerily similar to this:
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    So there goes that fantasy.
     
  8. Maltob14

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    Because it doesn't matter what I post for you, you'll always choose 'other' and get your panties wet over Ryan Reynolds. See what's happened already? I can't believe none of you chose board mod. Or Woody. WHORES. THE WHOLE LOT OF YOU.
     
  9. shegirl

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    Well pardon us if we don't want the easiest to get out of the lot. And you're calling us whores. That's funny.
     
  10. Devils Advocate

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    I don't even know who the fuck Ryan Reynolds is, nor do I care. I just think that we deserve more than a group of nerds and wildebeasts.
     
  11. shegirl

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    He was just voted "The Sexiest Man" by GQ. And the guy I posted. Mal is playing a joke on us belittling us because we are the minority. Relax a lil bit hot stuff!
     
  12. Pinkcup

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    I chose board mod. Now throw up some real pictures and get this shit rolling.

    .................and NettDaddy, call me.

    Focus: Most of these are on my "Want To Hit It So, So Hard" list. Notable exceptions: Rape fantasy (I would have to get a frontal lobotomy in order to ever be okay with this) and Furry (Squicks me out).

    Everything else, though? I'll....uh.....be in my room for a while.......
     
  13. Dcc001

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    Given how laughably bad most of the posted pictures are (you know I heart you, Maltob), it's funny that one of them couldn't have been more accurate, given that the rest made me laugh out loud.

    I picked the lumberjack. That exact kind of guy shown in that picture; tall, broad shoulders, scruff, actually doing something that requires strength and physical know-how. Yes please. Call him a lumberjack or a construction worker or whatever you want, if he fits the mould that I just described, he's a go in my book.
     
  14. scotchcrotch

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    Why not?
     

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    You left out insidious evil mastermind. Nothing is hotter than a man who rules an empire without taking any of the bad wrap for it.

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  16. WickedBitch

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    I think, in the context of the thread, that I'll have to go with musician. Adam Levine, James Blunt, Kenny Wayne Shepherd, Dave Grohl, Josh Homme, Michael Buble (*bows head in shame*). Scorchingly fuckable, every last one. Something about a man that can emote vocally just butters my muffins. I'm a puddle.
     
  17. lostalldoubt86

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    I don't know why, but yes.
     
  18. jennitalia

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    Hipsters. Fuck yes. They all have ironic little mustaches that I would like nothing more to take a ride on. I may or may not jerk off to images on this site: Fuck Yeah, Indie Boys!
     
  19. Harry Coolahan

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    I mean, how could you NOT be turned on by this.

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  20. Kubla Kahn

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    or this guy:
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