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Top 10 is over, lets make this simple.. or harder.

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nettdata, Jun 24, 2011.

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Fuck, Chuck, or Marry?

  1. Fuck Mila Kunis

    59 vote(s)
    39.6%
  2. Fuck Candice Swanepoel

    37 vote(s)
    24.8%
  3. Fuck Olivia Wilde

    62 vote(s)
    41.6%
  4. Chuck Mila Kunis

    19 vote(s)
    12.8%
  5. Chuck Candice Swanepoel

    93 vote(s)
    62.4%
  6. Chuck Olivia Wilde

    24 vote(s)
    16.1%
  7. Marry Mila Kunis

    71 vote(s)
    47.7%
  8. Marry Candice Swanepoel

    12 vote(s)
    8.1%
  9. Marry Olivia Wilde

    57 vote(s)
    38.3%
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  1. Nettdata

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    Mr. Toast

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    Fuck them all.

    Chuck them all.

    Never get married.

    Win. Win. Win.
     
  2. iczorro

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    Never really cared about Swanepoel much one way or the other. She looks exactly like all the other VS models, they're interchangeable. Chuck her.

    Olivia Wilde seems like she might get into some freaky shit, and I want to fuck her in her Tron outfit.

    Mila Kunis seems like a fucking sweetheart (she put up with Kevin McCallister for how many years?), and she's adorable. Her eyes are two different colors, and that rocks. Marry.
     
  3. Nettdata

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    I'm the shallow one? In a post about fucking/marrying chicks you see on TV and in movies? Based on their looks? Ha! I like to think that my answer is the rational one. Besides... I've been married.

    All three of them are high maintenance. Sure, sexy looking, (hence the "fuck them all"), but none of them are exactly the girl-next-door down to earth chick I prefer.

    Call me crazy.
     
  4. Nettdata

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    It did make me look at things differently.

    He's now my favourite whore... you're #2.

    Deal.
     
  5. Nettdata

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    Mr. Toast

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    What... you having issues with Maltob?
     
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    Call me Caitlyn. Got any cake?

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    I really don't know who any of those women are. Oliva Wilde looks like the hotest based on those pics, so I guess I'll vote for her.
     
  7. shauncorleone

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    Fuck Swanepoel: I'm preconditioned to believe that, as a VS Angel, she isn't very bright and has little talent outside looking hot, which is sufficient for having the sex.

    Marry Olivia Wilde: A talented actress with multiple indications of being into freaky shit, both in and out of the bedroom? If I ever do get married, I want it to be to someone fun (and trustworthy of course) like this.

    Chuck Mila Kunis: It's nothing personal, but I've never thought of her as "hot" or "sexy" in any way, and every time she speaks I picture Meg.
     
  8. bewildered

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    I chucked all three of em. No one said I couldn't!
     
  9. Diablo

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    Easy: Fuck Olivia because she seems freaky and fun as hell in bed.
    Chuck Candace, because she's probably dumb as a rock and incredibly uninteresting.
    Marry Mila because I could see her getting older and not wanting to act much more, lending her more time to me.
     
  10. Durej

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    Chuck Candice Swanepoel no matter what. Now to marry Olivia or Mila that was the tough choice, but it looks like I agreed with all of you so far. Fuck Mila and Marry Olivia. As I write this though I still really don't know.

    Ok fair enough but don't forget Mila was banging the home alone kid for 8 years or some shit.

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  11. jets22

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    I blame this

    Marry - Hands down, Mila. She's gorgeous, funny, and that scene with Natalie Portman.... damn.

    Kind of a tossup between Fuck and Kill. Olivia Wilde usually looks too skinny in pictures I've seen, but she seems like she'd be freak in bed, so I'm going with that.

    Sorry Candace, nothing personal.
     
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    If you had picked Miranda Kerr as the Angel in question
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    I would have said chuck everyone except her.

    But you didn't. So while Mila Kunis is great and all, she literally has no ass, which is a problem. So I'd fuck Mila, marry Olivia (she's adorable), and get rid of whoever that other girl was.

    And I thought that it was Fuck, Kill, Marry. This "chucking" makes it totally different.
     
  13. Seeker

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    Chuck Olivia. She's super hot but someone had to go.
    Fuck Candace. Hot blond supermodel is something I want to cross off my bucket list.
    Marry Mila. Hot and if she's anything like her character in Sarah Marshall pretty cool too. Plus she seems to have a body type that would hold up well over the years.
     
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    Agreed...
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    Even if shes married to this douche

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  16. Juice

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    Julianne Hough. Case closed.

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  17. scootah

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    Man, you have awesome ideas. You should share more of them with us on Monday when you get back.
     
  18. Nettdata

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    You big meanie.
     
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    I think Mila Kunis is insanely gorgeous. I lose my onions over women with dark hair and dark features. Nobody makes them like the Ukraine.
     
  20. Frank

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    I like them better when tits and ass aren't sold separately.