Meet Titanoboa. A thankfully long, long time ago, this guy was slithering around the jungles of South America. For most people, this isn't interesting. What is, is that this guy was up to 50 feet long and weighed over a ton. That's over double the length and ten times the weight of the largest known anaconda in modern history. In short, if this thing was alive today, it could break into your house/office/car, eat you alive, and fuck your dog without giving a shit about things like handguns or walls. Take a look at this picture. Now again, twice as long and ten times the weight. Feeling like prey yet? FOCUS: What extinct (beyond the obvious dinosaurs) species, if alive today, would kick our asses off of the food chain? Which do you find the most unnerving? ALT FOCUS: Forget the extinct. Do you have any (ir)rational fears about living species? Maybe you have dreams about raccoons the size of Wolfhounds? Terrified of an army of rabid penguins marching through the streets of your city with impunity? Share it.