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Tiger, say it ain't so

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by scotchcrotch, Dec 2, 2009.

  1. Tuesday

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    Or all these other women are lying in the hope to make a quick buck/ minute in the spotlight

    Note: I haven't been following this except for reading the initial story, so I could be off base
     
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    He didn't back out, he swerved, hit some bushes, over compensated, crashed, and then crashed some more.

    Check this:[​IMG]

    Also, reports are coming out that Elin may have hit Tiger before he got into the car. I'm guessing a golf club to the face then being chased by said person who hit you, doesn't make you the best driver. Frankly, all of this goes to show how a sheltered childhood focused on one goal doesn't allow you to mature properly. He clearly has the emotional maturity of a 15 year old boy who just recently discovered the majesty that is slutty girls.

    And, also, this should remind people that just because someone is an exceptional athlete (movie star, singer, etc) doesn't make them a role model for anything but their talent unless they prove otherwise.
     
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    This is a little presumptuous don't you think? Dude is in his mid-30s and was already on his way to legendary status 10 years ago. Hot chicks didn't just start throwing themselves at him this year, nor did he just recently begin fucking them. He is one of the richest and most influential athletes of all time. Shit, he is one of the richest and most influential people of all time.

    As far as a the role model stuff goes, the dude changed the face of golf. He's an active philanthropist. He's heavily involved with various kids organizations. His infidelity doesn't negate that. It's not even related as far as I'm concerned. Is it wrong that he cheated on his wife (and kids)? Absolutely, but your assumption that it is all deep rooted in his childhood is ridiculous. Does his charity work seem a little saccharine now? Maybe, but a good cause is still better than no cause at all.
     
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    I'm not 100% on this but from what I remember, he had a very long term girlfriend who he dropped for Elin. That coupled with the the fact that it seems these affairs started after his father died, it just feels like someone who was just overwhelmed by the situation once he was on actually on his own.
     
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    Now he'll have a whole different slew of things to be overwhelmed with. He's sane and perfectly capable of making rational decisions. He chose not to. I have no sympathy for him however, the fact that this is national news angers me because when all is said and done and exploited, it's none of our business.

    I wonder how he'll be treated once he hits the course again. I wonder how the crowd will react, if at all and how the other players will. It's no secret before Tiger golf was known widely as a rather stuffy sport for "older men".
     
  6. IHaveCandyGetInVan

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    Are you for real? Do you really think you "know" Tiger Woods and whatever emotional and psychological issues he may have via whatever media exposure you've had to him over the last 15 years? I mean, I guess that's what this thread is about, but JFC, listen to yourself.
     
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    Since most people that pay to watch golf are philandering rich old men without much else to do in their lives other then chase hookers and cheat on their wifes, I imagine he'll be given a standing ovation.

    Oh c'mon, who else would pay $100+ to walk around a huge field and watch someone else hit a ball and listen when told to keep their mouth shut? Sporting events involve kegs and making noise not being quiet.
     
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    Q: Whats the difference between Tiger Woods and Oscar the Grouch?


    A: One of them puts his junk everywhere. The other is a Muppet on Sesame Street.

    forgot what site I got that one from..
     
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    Elin broke Tiger's tooth with a cell phone?
    Thu Dec 10,2009 12:00 PM ET By Rick Chandler

    If true, that's quite a shot. Cell phone, right to the kisser! Boom goes the dynamite! I saw this Star Magazine report on Tuesday, and decided not to write about it. But I was listening to KNBR (San Francisco) radio host Ralph Barbieri last night, and he had this to say:

    "Talk among the golf media people is that Elin may have broken as many as four of Tiger's teeth on Thanksgiving night. That's what they're saying. So it makes sense that he wouldn't want to come out in public after that."

    According to Star Magazine, Elin Nordegren confronted Tiger's alleged mistress, Rachel Uchitel, by phone on Thanksgiving night, which precipitated a physical confrontation with her husband.

    Within minutes, Elin and Tiger were involved in a furious fight. As Star reported yesterday, things got so heated Elin threw her cell phone at Tiger, hitting him in the face and breaking his tooth.

    "She then grabbed a golf club and chased him around the house, doing tens of thousands of dollars of damage," a source close to Tiger told Star. "Tiger ran out to his Escalade barefoot to get away from her" -- and was in such a state of panic that he crashed into a fire hydrant and a neighbor's tree after pulling out of his driveway.


    http://outofbounds.nbcsports.com/2009/1 ... e.html.php
     
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    http://sports.espn.go.com/golf/news/story?id=4730946

    From Fark: Jack Nicklaus says Tiger´s affairs: ¨None of my business.¨

    It just shows how huge this is when that is even quoted and the writer doesn´t go to another source. They don´t quote Jerry Rice when Randy Moss fucks up, do they?
     
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    What's the difference between a car and a golf ball?

    Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball 400 yards.
     
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    So, apparently the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his wife.
     
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    I just heard on a local radioshow, and saw a headline on Drudge, that Elin is giving him an ultimatum: Quit golf or quit your family.

    You selfish bitch.

    In other news, whoever the President of the PGA Tour is? Yeah, he's drawing up a bath right now, and contemplating whether tossing a blow-dryer in there with him will actually do the trick.

    EDIT: Sorry for not making a Tiger Joke

    What's the difference between Tiger and Santa Claus?

    Santa Claus only has three hoes!
     
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    I can't imagine a guy who strayed like he has will ever be happy with a relationship with his wife if she is really taking this approach:

    "Calling the shots"? really? would anyone really expect that to work? I'm not going to get into some sort of unqualified psycho-analysis, but I know I would certainly be miserable trying to live with a wife that is looking to exact power in the relationship through ultimatums. If she really beat him up with a golf club, I think that would be grounds for divorce enough for me, even if I was a man-whore.
     
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    She will "call the shots"? He's an idiot. She will ruin his life (more) by making him completely miserable, golf or no golf. He will pay for more than any dollar amount he would have if they'd have just split.

    I have never understood why parents stay together for the sake of their kids. Kids aren't dumb, they know when something is wrong with Mommy and Daddy. How is raising kids under false pretenses good for the kids?

    I think she's just doing it for the sake of revenge, long, slow, life sucking, miserable revenge. Wee!
     
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    You guys heard it here from the mouth of a woman...

    FOCUS: I once shook Tiger Wood's hand in Seattle, along with Arnold Palmer and Phil Mickelson (who by the way hit me with a ball on live TV on the Inglewood Golf Course). Seemed like an alright guy, but I could understand how that much pressure on you can skew your outlook on life. Also, monogamy for life is so 1900's... I don't have any friends who are in exclusive relationships, and I'm not a swinger either.

    To me, it seems like everyone is cheating on everyone.
     
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    I like how Big Corp has tapped Big Media to start calling his actions an illness and depicting him as being "sick" with a sexual addiction to try to save him and remarket him after he makes amends in the near future. They're framing the issue with questions like "How could a man with a beautiful wife, family and successful career be sleeping with all of these women if he doesn't have a mental health problem?"
     
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    My biggest issue about this whole story is how no one is looking at the positive gains for the sport of golf. Tiger has proved that playing golf can rake you in just as much pussy as playing football or basketball.

    It's none of my business what he does or doesn't do but I just want to ask, after reading his list of alleged mistresses, why do athletes continually rake in the trashiest of the trash?

    Tonight's Ashley Madison matchup:
    Single Cocktail Waitresses vs. Billion Dollar Golfer Married with 2 Kids

    Who has more to lose if this news gets out?
    Stay tuned after this commercial break!

    If I'm a star athlete looking to cheat on my wife, I have three choices
    1) Don't do it, seek private therapy and spice up my sex life
    2) Cheat on her with a woman who has just as much to lose from the public limelight as me (i.e. actress, pop princess, that hot conservative chick Anne something something, etc)
    3) An escort with no friends or family who won't be missed when her boating trip in shark infested waters takes a turn for the worse off the coast of Maui.
     
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    He probably has several appliances lined up now.

    From Tiger's website

     
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    Don't worry guys, this is all a conspiracy so Tiger can retire temporarily and take attention away from his gambling woes. After all, who taught him about media and public relations?