Please use the term "baddest motherfucker" somewhere in your midterm. Even if it's scrawled on a drawing of Subutai that you did on the back of a page. Just please, do it.
Dude, I'm fucked enough as it is. Safavids, Muscovites, Mamluks, Akkoyunlus, who fucking knows. We spend more time talking about harems than military strategy. Yeah, yeah, ok, pic related. NSFW It was harder to find these than it should have been.
My roommate just told me this funny story of his friend masturbating, then noticing the guy in the porn was wearing the same necklace as him, and as he looked down at it he came in his own eye. Does that happen often? I imagine it happening often.
I have no idea how to link them but there is a gif of a camera guy in a porno getting shot from across the room and getting hit in the eye that is pretty funny. As for it happening often, I don't know about anybody else but your normally fairly aware of when you're going to shoot and as such point in a direction that isn't in your own eye.
Guys, total success. Night didn't start off well, nurse possibly threw her back out and it took us forever to get outta the house, but she fucking powered through it. She's a trooper. Possible video of me drunkenly approaching a girl, hopefully it recorded okay. Got this other girls number. She was a hot bumblebee and was with a dude. Dude was pissed, but I didn't notice. Nurse did, I was too drunk. Still drunk. This drunk dude loved me and kept bringing girls over. Two of them kissed me on the cheek. I think he reads KSK because he showed me the thong pumpkin. Oh yeah, girl said "CALL ME! EMAIL ME!" Only logical conclusion: Me and Stephen Hawking are pimps. I used too many periods. OH WELL BECAUSE SCIENTISTS DON'T OBEY GRAMMAR, BITCHES.