I might not be sentimental, but you know what? A video game is a fucking great gift to me. It's fairly expensive, not something I would necessarily buy on me own, and will give me hours of fun even when you're not around. You know what's not a good gift? A nicely framed picture of the two of you. EDIT: Good sex gifts, I think, are things that both people are into but take one partner more time and/or energy than is normally convenient. Like elaborate bondage, or costumes, or an unusually intense position.
My wife is good at finding girls too. She can just sniff out which one is the most willing. But I think it is because my wife is at first glance the most innocent looking person you could imagine meeting. It is like girls just want to make her a whore or something. Granted our first 3 way experience was with a girl who really wanted to steal me away from her. Then the two of them became best friends once the other girl found the right guy. Then said girl tried to get us into a threeway on our wedding night.
I don't know what all that means either, but I think my odds might increase if they were both blind. And deaf. And comatose.
Dude, it was just released on the 18th. Of course it's a special occasion! And it's going to be awesome too, because it...wait...if we're talking about the blowjob part, I just assumed that's what hooker always added to gifts. If THAT'S is the special occasion thing, then I totally agree with you, but I'm not sure that's a correct assumption.
It's not. He gets his when he wants it. But I'm too stressed and cranky to think of a really badass anniversary gift.
I love that just because I own a boxer mix, my mother stops every boxer dog in the middle of the street to take a picture and email it to me. She's so creepy.
Are you single? I think when it comes to starting a FFM threesome, the odds go: Two females>>>>>>>>One female>>>one female, one male>>>>>>>>>>>>one male. Purely based on availability.
Ugh. Hungover on the couch in a dark room. And I ate my Mexican leftovers last night, so instead of having a nice lunch I have to order Jimmy Johns because there is nothing in the house. Blowjob + Arkham City would be great right now. Or a threesome in about three hours after I've recovered. I'm just asking to borrow your girlfriend for a little bit Chater.
Okay, you need to elaborate on how this works. I'm trying to set something similar up but I wasn't aware that being predatory on the dance floor was the way to go about it. Right now I'm trying to do things the ethical way (OKCupid and being upfront) but The Dude and I have decided that we'll both be okay with a semi-drunk chick if that's what it takes. Ethics, schmethics. -How do you infiltrate a girls group? -Who is most likely to do this sort of thing? Psychological profiling of drunk girls is tricky, so what are some easy-peasy tips? -How hot is your girlfriend that this became a guaranteed outcome? -What if the other girl resists you joining in? Do you just leave, or...? So confused.
Coming from someone who has been approached an alarming number of times for a threesome (I have no idea why), the girls tended to all follow the same game plan, more or less: -The guy stayed so far out of the way that when the girl came up to me, I never had any idea she was there with her boyfriend -She started dancing with me -She someone made it known that she wasn't just dancing with me for funsies (like putting her hand on my hip or complimenting me or something like that) -Sometimes she kisses me -Then she points out her boyfriend over there and asks me what I think of him -I always reply positively because it hasn't dawned on me what's happening yet, and I don't want to be rude -Then she asks if I want to come and meet him -Then that's when it dawns on me what's happening, and I've always wheedled my way out of it I know that last part isn't all that encouraging, but I know that if that ever happens to me and I thought everyone involved was attractive and the timing worked out right I would think that would be a good way to do it. But you guys are cute and nonthreatening, I think it would be a good way to go. The most important factor is definitely when you introduce the guy into the mix, and make you sure you bring her to him and that he doesn't rush into it and come over too soon.
See, this is where I messed up too. While my girl at the time was doing her thing, I stood off to the side twirling my mustache and nodding suggestively while licking my lips. It's not the first time women have been turned off by powder blue bell bottoms. I've been invited to one group session. Everyone involved got gonorrhea. I, on the the hand, sobered up and got tennis elbow.
If you ever find yourself not able to get out of the situation, just pull the 'ol "I have a herpes flare and I'm on my period right now" excuse. That one ought to work. If it doesn't, well . . . I dunno.
1st rule of getting into a threeway: Never look like you are going to tie someone to a railroad track.