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TiB's Second Birthday Weekend Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Puffman, Oct 19, 2011.

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  1. hotwheelz

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    What's an aerola?
     
    #41 hotwheelz, Oct 20, 2011
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    Is it wrong that when I read this I heard Ralph Wiggums voice?
     
    #42 Bundy Bear, Oct 20, 2011
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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    I've had this song stuck in my head forever:



    It's so catchy and so hard to resist dancing around my apartment singing "I ain't got no panties on, ain't got no panties on, I ain't got no panties on on the dance floor" but I MUST RESIST.

    And, no, I don't want to talk about how I even know about that song in the first place.
     
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  4. hotwheelz

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    Don't resist. Just give in. Embrace it. Like a teddy bear. A teddy bear that fills you with embarrassment and teasing, but provides us with amusement. So yeah, it's an evil teddy bear, but it's so fluffy! HUG IT!

    That was a metaphor.

    Also, I'm high.
     
    #44 hotwheelz, Oct 20, 2011
  5. ASL

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    Nope, I heard it that way too. I also imagined a crayon coming out of his nose.

    Wheelz, BAM:
    In anatomy, an areola, plural areolae (diminutive of Latin area, "open place") is any circular area such as the colored skin surrounding the nipple.

    And, to be clear, what I refer to as "Salami nips," are gross.
     
    #45 ASL, Oct 20, 2011
  6. Rush-O-Matic

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    I like the color darker, but not too dark, thanks for asking. I consider the size on a breast-by-breast basis, but generally prefer smaller areola. I don't mean unusually tiny, I just mean, I don't prefer the flapjacks.

    I love these:


    Here's a lovely sampling, all wonderful in their own right:
     

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    #46 Rush-O-Matic, Oct 20, 2011
  7. PIMPTRESS

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    Mine are better.

    Happy Bithday, TIB, keeping it real and oh, so wrong.
     
    #47 PIMPTRESS, Oct 20, 2011
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    Happy Birthday TiB from one degenerate fuckstick to a bunch of others.
     
    #48 The Village Idiot, Oct 20, 2011
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    You show me yours, I'll show you mine.

    Happy birthday TiB. Does Chater get the birthday spanks on the board's behalf?
     
    #49 Angel_1756, Oct 20, 2011
  10. hooker

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    Today is my five year wedding anniversary.

    [​IMG]
     
    #50 hooker, Oct 20, 2011
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    So I was watching the news/news chat shows earlier and some girl I hooked up with about 6 or so years ago in the Czech Republic and again in Poland was on regarding some programs for the deaf. I've sat on a couch with my wife and two other girls I hooked up with and it still wasn't as weird.
     
    #51 kuhjäger, Oct 20, 2011
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    That's not as bad as one of your exes being a local news reporter, believe me.
     
    #52 Juice, Oct 20, 2011
  13. Rush-O-Matic

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    How about both of you show me yours and I'll, um, vote?
     
    #53 Rush-O-Matic, Oct 20, 2011
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    Whatever you say Ted Mosby
     
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    Angel, a private viewing could be arranged...
     
    #55 PIMPTRESS, Oct 20, 2011
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    Did anybody else log on this morning and get a "this domain name has expired" with info to meet local singles in their area images?
     
    #56 mya, Oct 20, 2011
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    I'm genuinely shocked whenever I open a web page that doesn't tell me how to meet local singles.
     
    #57 Noland, Oct 20, 2011
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    Yes. And it increased my productivity by a metric fuckton.

    Happy Birthday TiB, oh provider of depraved wisdom.

    In other news http://kittiesntitties.tumblr.com/
     
    #58 Brengsek, Oct 20, 2011
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    The second part might have made my morning.
     
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    You should ask your husband to get you one for your anniversary!
     
    #60 mya, Oct 20, 2011
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