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TiB's Second Birthday Weekend Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Puffman, Oct 19, 2011.

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  1. Kampf Trinker

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    I really don't find barbie attractive. I see a a dozen better looking girls on an average day that is limited to trips to the gas station and grocery store.

    DCC- It's not about the color of the nipples. Just the shape and size of the boobies. Dark nipples look good on good boobs and vice versa.



     

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  2. E. Tuffmen

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    Indeed it is. I love all shapes and sizes, though that would be my favorite type. You have to look at the whole package too, though every woman has her merits.
     
  3. MoreCowbell

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    Guys. Guys. Guys.

    They're following up alien hour with a special investigation on why Mt. Rushmore is a super secret racist symbol.

    Also, I tried to quote my old post, and accidentally editted it and posted. I am drunk.
     
  4. Kubla Kahn

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    Not women with flapjack tits. Even if she has a sweet donk a girl who's tits hang like socks with quarters in them will ruin everything. Do you really want her tits in your lap when she's riding you reverse cowgirl?
     
  5. E. Tuffmen

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    Thanks for that lovely mental image. And, no, definitely no. This is where I would apply the exceptions to every rule rule.
     
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    That's like saying "all dicks are nice, except for the ones that are covered with genital herpes."

    No fucking duh.
     
  7. Kubla Kahn

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    Id still fuck the girl after her bra came off and her titties bounced of the floor though. Just so I can say I tittie fucked a girl between her tit and the crease in her thigh.
     
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    But you promised you wouldn't tell anyone!
     
  9. Gravitas

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    Fuck all this talk about disgusting titties.

    As a remedy I introduce to you, Lake Bell.

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    If you have to struggle to fit the entire areola in your mouth, then that's an issue. Smaller the better for me. As far as the color goes, not a fan of the super light pink areolas either. But hey, they're tits, I won't turn them down.
     
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    Why are you calling them areolas? I bet you say that in bed. I honestly never knew how many guys preferred smaller breasts before I read this board. The thread we had on perfect breasts that involved most people saying they like A-B cups was quite shocking to me. Sure, small can be nice, but all things being equal how can you not choose a set like the couple I posted earlier?

    I'm doing my best to show up late for work tomorrow, but this thread is too quiet. You people drink on Wednesdays like it's a Wednesday or something.
     
  12. Nom Chompsky

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    Ugh, does every drunk thread have to be about objectifying hot women? Can't we have one where we just chat about issues without it turning into some fucking circle jerk?

    It DOES, you say? We can not, you go on?

    Nice.

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    Not the same person.
     
  13. Nettdata

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    The guys in my new office were kind of laughing when I was saying "who's got beer" at 10:30 this morning. Then I went out and bought some, and had a pre-lunch beer at my desk. They were kind of shocked, and looking over at the boss wondering when the shit was going to hit the fan. He laughed.

    Then I laughed.

    And had another beer.
     
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    I really don't like huge nipples. I've always likened them to salami. Not a great comparison.

    Is it sad that I remember exactly where I was when I found this site after the RMMB took a shit?
    It was Regensburg, Germany. At my friends' house. In the basement.
     
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    Was he recruiting people for a human centipede?

    As for nipples, Philalawyer had it right: silver dollar sized nipples. But when in doubt, you really can't go wrong with Asian nipples:

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    The larger they get, and the higher percentage of boob they cover, the worse it gets. Frankly, a nipple just makes the boob. A good boob, regardless of size, is heavily dependent on nipple quality.

    Don't get me wrong, though: they all feel the same in the dark.
     
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    And with that, you clearly show your ignorance.
     
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    Feel like bags of sand, obviously.
     
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    He's been dating an Asian girl, this is new ground for him.
     
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    Sigh...

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    In my search for a good picture to post I think I may have stumbled on the greatest depository of boob knowledge online. No idea if anyone has actually seen this before but I can see many an hour spent here from this moment on.

    Not all naked but plenty of links to other sites.

    http://www.boobpedia.com/boobs/Main_Page

    These are nice.

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