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TiB's Second Birthday Weekend Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Puffman, Oct 19, 2011.

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  1. Puffman

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    Ha, finally a first responder. Guess I finally have a reason to crack open a beer on a Wednesday.
     
    #1 Puffman, Oct 19, 2011
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    You need a reason to crack a beer on a Wednesday?
     
    #2 Fabrique, Oct 19, 2011
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    Beers, pah. I just made a margarita!

    I want to say that I tried to contribute to the hot chicks theme. I googled, get this: "hot chicks." And if you scroll to the bottom, apparently it's a thing to replace the eyes of various hot chicks with Steve Buscemi's eyes? Someone please explain this to me.
     
    #3 bewildered, Oct 19, 2011
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    Here's to the TiB.
     
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    Well I guess I could make it to the liquor store. I guess a message board celebrating counts as a reason now. Already finished some beers at work a bottle of champagne celebrating with someone else.
     
    #5 Kampf Trinker, Oct 19, 2011
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    I've been saving this image for a special occasion.

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    Drinking one to y'all and drinking one for me.
     
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    FUCK IM ALL OUT OF BEER AND ITS ALMOST NINE.

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    In response to a rep the celebration was for a business deal, not anything to do with the board.

    On the drive home I got caught behind someone going less than ten mph. Less than ten. I hardly ever do, but it got so annoying I finally honked at him. He flipped and honked back no less than 5 times. He didn't stop honking until he took my turn so I was forced to take the long way around. The south has every kind of crazy driver. Really.
     
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    To the TiB! The actual toast'll have to wait until I'm off work. Graveyard shift, yaaaay.
     
    #10 Crazy Wolf, Oct 19, 2011
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    Hot chicks it is!



    Yeah, I went there.

    This is more like what you want:

    And by "what you want," I really mean what I want.

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    I lift my glass of Johnny Walker and smoke a bowl to TIB on it's day of days. (As if I needed an excuse to smoke a bowl).

    I thought I'd bring back and oldie but a goodie from the RMMB. Say what you like about her, but I think she's cute.

     

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    What are people's preference on nipples? Is it better when they're almost the same colour as the breast (as above), or darker, like this:

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    Edit: And an unknowing dixibandit shoutout on that second photo. Didn't even notice...
     
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    I actually prefer nipples like this ideal little lady.

     

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    Nipples that large scare me. They make me think of udders.

    I guess I'm just used to seeing mine, which are not udder-like.
     
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    Oh, I don't know. Something like this:

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    As for Barley 18 Barbie, there are several sex videos floating around. She's as interesting to watch as she is smart. Really cute, though. If you don't count the vacuous, dead-lights stare.

    Cheers, TiB. Without this place I'd have nowhere to post morbidly obese women fucking gifs and I'd actually have to socialize with my friends on weekends.
     
    #16 CharlesJohnson, Oct 19, 2011
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    I really want to know why tequila makes my eyes hot.
     
    #17 bewildered, Oct 19, 2011
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    Ancient Aliens is the best show ever. These guys totally have real PhD's, and totally don't live in their mothers' basement, and definitely know where the clitoris is.

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    #18 MoreCowbell, Oct 19, 2011
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    Those are getting on the large side for me; if I were to order a Realdoll*, I'd get them smaller, probably about 1.5-2".

    But also remember that variety is the spice of life, just like breast size. If I had to pick one size for the rest of my life, I guess I'd pick something in the upper B-cup range (nice and perky), but there are times when I get really excited with a woman who has mosquito bites or a set of DD's (Note: almost every woman I've ever dated has been a D-cup. My ex-wife was an A.)

    These look nice:

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    *Not that I ever would... You guys believe me, right? Why are you all lauging?
     
    #19 dixiebandit69, Oct 19, 2011
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    Dude check out his website sometime. He has a massive forum covering every nut job topic about god knows what. Link
     
    #20 Juice, Oct 19, 2011
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