TiB's potential New Mod? [WDT 08/13/10] HOT BOSS Theme

Rod Blagojevich will be #300.

 

Please be Durbanite, please be Durbanite, Please be Durbanite...

What this board needs is a mod who can rule with an iron fist... an anger that could only be summoned by a man with a broken wang and hatred for women. My fingers are crossed.

 

Wait. Being a mod is a reward? Are we supposed to try for the 300th post or avoid it?

 

I'd say "I wish my boss was hot" but that would imply I have a boss. I think in this case, I'd take nothing over a HOPA.

I started drinking an hour ago. I've been looking at houses. I never knew how fucking hard it could be to spend money. Jesus, there are some weird people out there trying to unload garbage.

 

I nominate HotWheelz. He's more well-written and funnier than just about all of us.

Failing that, we should try to track down The Bunny. Her + WDT themes focused on hot women = crazy awesome.

 

Currently Hotwheelz is as good as a candidate as anyone else, but come mid-October and his presumed deflowering and there is no telling where is head will be at.

 

I've been trying to behave thursday ball nights, plus I feel like crap today, means that a friend from out of town is of course here and beers will be irrisponsibly consumed. fridays gonna suck.

As for corporate women.....my wife is rather high in the local health authority chain of command and likes the top....does this count? (don't care if you count it or not, she does the work and I watch titties bounce)

 

Our WDT's haven't topped 200 replies since mid May. Just sayin'.

The Girlfriend is closing tonight and has to go to some thing for something tomorrow night, so my weekend will begin with me being lazy and having a few beers at home alone while I play Starcraft and get some good reading time in. Then my buddy's birthday party on Saturday, but all of his friends tend to be the late 20's married mature type, so it will probably be pretty reserved. The Girlfriend and I will just have to get drunk afterward and screw. She gets to meet my family on Sunday, which should be interesting.

 

No shit.

I'd rather strike out at softball and have to wear the swishin' bitch tshirt tied up in a knot around my tits and a thong Speedo underneath an overpass with a will suck dick for food sign hung from my scrotum for the weekend.

This is Marissa Mayer, Vice President of Google. Not sure if she is a Vice President or The Vice President, but she makes me feel full of vice.

 

By God man, what are you trying to do to this place?!?!

 

Yea, you can.

It's that striking out at softball part that that makes it so tough to pull off, though.

That said, if I ever wound up there I would have to insist on doing the Billy White Shoes Dance in my Speedo.

 

Hopefully bumping up against a spleen. But I agree . . we want HW to remain focused on the task at hand rather than babysitting a bunch of mildly retarded agoraphobes.

Not that I view you all that way.

The boss of the steno pool:

 

Am I the only person who doesn't find her attractive? Also, in that picture is that a FUPA or a dick in the skirt?

 

I don't see her appeal. Shes a bitch. And it looks like she would suffocate if she sat down and put her chin on her chest.

 

I'm thinking she rocks the Earth Mamma muff.

I'd advise you to learn to compartmentalize bitchiness from sexiness, unless you want to spend many quiet evenings alone with your right hand.

 

It still blows my mind she's married to the "the schnozberries taste like schnozberries!" guy from Super Troopers. Well played sir.

 

I wonder what her schnozberries taste like.

 

So lets say potentially, because it's a slow at work, somebody really quickly posts the ~280 more posts right now. Every post from here to 300 is them, is that a sweet move or just a dirty trick?

And why do we need a new mod anyway? You can't spend as much time on TiB now because selling your body for blow takes too many hours out of your day?