I'll take this. Answering now, so don't post. Age of first kiss: 12 Age of first orgasm: 12 Age when first blowjob given: n/a Age when first blowjob received: 16 Age when virginity lost: 17 First kind of drink you ever had: Shitty beer Age when first drunk: 18 Age when smoked first cigarette: n/a Age when smoked first weed: n/a Age of first broken bone : 1 Age of first cavity: 3ish Age of first use of any drug aside from weed, and which one: n/a First song you ever downloaded: Very well could have been Gangsta's Paradise Are you here to fuck Chater? If he's lucky enough... Farthest distance traveled for recreation? It comes to me, had her come about 500 mi Which of the four seasons do you most anticipate?: Summer First movie you shed a tear watching: No idea...Lion King maybe Do you own a gun? Yes Current relationship status? With a local girlie Mac or PC? Laptop Have you ever been arrested? No Dumbest thing you've ever done? Trust an ex. Most attractive (famous) member of the opposite sex: Marissa Miller, hands down. What do you think you are on the Kinsey Scale? 0 to -1 Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings? Lord of the Rings Biggest guilty pleasure? Jersey Shore Favorite band of all-time? Avenged Sevenfold The sun or the moon? Sun Rich with money or rich with experience? Experience Non-standard recurring dreams? I was at my growing up house playing a version of tag/dodgeball at night and the Alien from the movie Alien comes down and we all hide in my house. Favorite city in the world that you've been to: Rome Ideal vacation spot? Australia Achievement you've taken the most pride in (not necessarily greatest)? Becoming a Marine. Number of deaths? Dodged the bullet a few times Fav. Sport: Football Favorite "Road Trip" Destination: South Padre Island Favorite Poison: Jack Have you ever had your heart broken? Oh yeah. What/who is responsible for inspiring you to pursue your current life goal/career? My Dad. Fav. Porn Star: Taylor Rain What is your biggest regret in life? Life's too short to regret anything Most despised sports team: Fucking Florida Gators and their Tim Tebow fanatics. What you drink when you wake up: Orange Juice How old are you? 24 Favorite movie? Gladiator HD Have you ever been knocked out? No How many times have you moved (excluding college moves or same town/local moves)? Around 8 Top or Bottom? Top How many jobs have you held? 6 Ever given or received anal? Given, weird. If you won the Lottery and never had to work again, what would you do? Still do what I'm doing, nothing beats being a Jet pilot. Favorite smell? A Girls perfume, that fruit kind Have you ever seen anyone die/dying? Not yet, but it's coming. Moment of your life you most wish you could relive? College Senior year, my whore period. Do you have a secret crush on another TIB member? Dcc Marry/kill/fuck? Marry: Marissa Miller, Fuck: Michelle Rodriguez, Kill: Sarah Jessica Parker Do you feel you are successful? Absolutely Shoe size: 9.5 If you had the money to move anywhere in the world, where would it be?: Italy Have you ever paid/been paid for sex? No Biggest age difference with a sexual partner? 12 years Favorite Internet Meme: What the fuck is a meme? Favorite TiB avatar (that isn't yours): I think it was Chater's old one with Jackie Boy smoking the cigar. Dogs, cats, or strange animals? Dogs, cat's fucking suck Do you have any kids? Nope Ass or Titties? Ass Fastest you ever been in a vechicle? 142 in my car What do you drive? Infiniti G37s Closest book to you at the moment? My emergency procedures checklist What is your drink of choice (be specific)? Jack and Coke How often do you check Facebook? Once a day What's something that you've never done, but really want to do? Sky dive What's a rumor that was spread about you in high school? That I was banging all 3 of the girls I used to hang out with. Given the opportunity to donate millions of dollars at no cost to you, what do you donate to? The Cancer Society For spring break trip, beach/southern atmosphere or ski lodge/winter atmosphere? I live on the beach, so The Alps Rock, paper, scissors? Dyn-o-mite!!! If you could bring anybody back from the dead to Have as a guest Who would it be? Napoleon You can have dinner with three famous people of the same sex, who?: Napoleon, Rasputin, and Caesar Did you like IHTSBIH? Book or movie? Book yes, Movie...meh it was alright Whats your theme song?: Thuderstruck Favourite Book: Hm, can't recall anything, possibly LoTR Favourite candy: Twix or Reese's Worst Movie I've seen: Anything with Drew Barrymore Philosopher? Aerestotle (fucking spelling) If you could have been present during some point in History, what would you choose to observe? American Revolution What would your dream job be, if you had to work? Astronaut. Fuck yeah. What's the first thing you would spend your money on if someone handed you $1,000,000 (US currency you Canadians)? My car loan.
Age of first kiss: 14 Age of first orgasm: 12 Age when first blowjob given: n/a Age when first blowjob received: 15 Age when virginity lost: 17 First kind of drink you ever had: Strawberry Daiquiri wine cooler Age when first drunk: 13 Age when smoked first cigarette: 13 Age when smoked first weed: 17 Age of first broken bone : 25 Age of first cavity: 19 Age of first use of any drug aside from weed, and which one: E - 19 First song you ever downloaded: They Might Be Giants - I am an retarded Are you here to fuck Chater? No Farthest distance traveled for recreation? Bahrain to Minnesota and back Which of the four seasons do you most anticipate?: Spring First movie you shed a tear watching: Lucas Do you own a gun? No Current relationship status? Single Mac or PC? PC Have you ever been arrested? Many times Dumbest thing you've ever done? Played cigarette chicken with a buddy when we were both pass out drunk Most attractive (famous) member of the opposite sex: Mila Kunis What do you think you are on the Kinsey Scale? 0 Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings? Harry Potter. Biggest guilty pleasure? MTV reality shows (Real World and Jersey Shore only) Favorite band of all-time? Alkaline Trio The sun or the moon? Moon Rich with money or rich with experience? Rich with Experience Non-standard recurring dreams? I don't get recurring dreams, but I did have one where I died and wuz ded for a full 10 seconds Favorite city in the world that you've been to: Singapore Ideal vacation spot? Belize Achievement you've taken the most pride in (not necessarily greatest)? Maintaining well paying employment even through a shitty reccession Number of deaths? 2 Fav. Sport: Football Favorite "Road Trip" Destination: San Diego Favorite Poison: Vodka and Diet Have you ever had your heart broken? Yes What/who is responsible for inspiring you to pursue your current life goal/career? Dad/Ex best friend Fav. Porn Star: Tie between Aurora Snow and Gauge What is your biggest regret in life? Not going home to smoke weed with the stripper and her friends right before I joined the Navy Most despised sports team: Packers/Pats What you drink when you wake up: Water How old are you? 29 Favorite movie? Top Gun/Grosse Point Blank Have you ever been knocked out? Yes How many times have you moved (excluding college moves or same town/local moves)? 13 Top or Bottom? Top How many jobs have you held? 5 in highschool, 2 since Ever given or received anal? Given If you won the Lottery and never had to work again, what would you do? Hire a trainer/invest Favorite smell? XMas morning cinnamon rolls Have you ever seen anyone die/dying? No Moment of your life you most wish you could relive? Riding my motorcycle with my ex on the back Do you have a secret crush on another TIB member? I don't know what you fuckers look like, except that pimptress is cute, so no. Marry/kill/fuck? I'll stick with TiB here... shegirl/shegirl/shegirl Do you feel you are successful? More than I thought I'd be, yes Shoe size: 11.5 If you had the money to move anywhere in the world, where would it be?: San Diego Have you ever paid/been paid for sex? Yes Biggest age difference with a sexual partner? 12 Favorite Internet Meme: lolcats Favorite TiB avatar (that isn't yours): dubya Dogs, cats, or strange animals? cats Do you have any kids? No Ass or Titties? Ass Fastest you ever been in a vechicle? 145 MPH What do you drive? Galant GTZ/Honda Shadow 1100 Closest book to you at the moment? Otherland Volume 3: Tower of Black Glass What is your drink of choice (be specific)? Vodka and Diet How often do you check Facebook? occasionally What's something that you've never done, but really want to do? play a gig with a band What's a rumor that was spread about you in high school? None that I heard of Given the opportunity to donate millions of dollars at no cost to you, what do you donate to? Lung Cancer/Rady's Children's Hospital For spring break trip, beach/southern atmosphere or ski lodge/winter atmosphere? Beach. Duh Rock, paper, scissors? scissors If you could bring anybody back from the dead to Have as a guest Who would it be? My cool Aunt who died in her 20s You can have dinner with three famous people of the same sex, who?: Bill Hicks, Paul Rudd, Robert Downey Jr. Did you like IHTSBIH? Yes Whats your theme song?: Skin it back - Little Feat Favorite Book: Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy Favorite candy: Reese's Pieces Worst Movie I've seen: 9th Gate Philosopher? Tim Allen If you could have been present during some point in History, what would you choose to observe? Woodstock What would your dream job be, if you had to work? Actor What's the first thing you would spend your money on if someone handed you $1,000,000 (US currency you Canadians)? A Lawyer Favorite TV show of all time? Lost Momma's boy/girl or Daddy's boy/girl? I definitely prefer my Dad
Age of first kiss: 16 Age of first orgasm: 14 Age when first blowjob given: n/a Age when first blowjob received: 20 Age when virginity lost: 20 First kind of drink you ever had: Jack Daniels Age when first drunk: 18 Age when smoked first cigarette: 20 Age when smoked first weed: 20 Age of first broken bone : At birth Age of first cavity: 16 Age of first use of any drug aside from weed, and which one: n/a First song you ever downloaded: Forgot about D.R.E- Dr. Dre & Eminem Are you here to fuck Chater? No Farthest distance traveled for recreation? 400 miles Which of the four seasons do you most anticipate?: Fall First movie you shed a tear watching: The Lion King Do you own a gun? Yes Current relationship status? Single and Dating Mac or PC? PC Have you ever been arrested? Never. Dumbest thing you've ever done? Went to a motel with my best friend to get a chicks money back from her pimp. Most attractive (famous) member of the opposite sex: Keri Washington at the moment. What do you think you are on the Kinsey Scale? 0 Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings? Lord of the Rings. Biggest guilty pleasure? Snapped! on WE. Favorite band of all-time? The Roots The sun or the moon? Moon Rich with money or rich with experience? Rich with Experience Non-standard recurring dreams? Occasionally. Favorite city in the world that you've been to: Mbabane, Swaziland. Ideal vacation spot? Fiji Achievement you've taken the most pride in (not necessarily greatest)? First of my family to graduate college. Number of deaths? 8 Fav. Sport: Football Favorite "Road Trip" Destination: Virginia Beach Favorite Poison: Gin and Tonic Have you ever had your heart broken? Yes What/who is responsible for inspiring you to pursue your current life goal/career? My father. Fav. Porn Star: Erika Kane What is your biggest regret in life? Getting engaged at 20. Most despised sports team: LA Lakers What you drink when you wake up: Water How old are you? 24 Favorite movie? Friday Have you ever been knocked out? Yes How many times have you moved (excluding college moves or same town/local moves)? 0 Top or Bottom? Bottom How many jobs have you held? 12 jobs Ever given or received anal? Nope. If you won the Lottery and never had to work again, what would you do? Pay someone to do my laundry. Favorite smell? Enchanted Orchid by Bath and Body Works Have you ever seen anyone die/dying? Yes Moment of your life you most wish you could relive? First time smoking weed. Do you have a secret crush on another TIB member? Naw. Marry/kill/fuck? Gabrielle Union/Nicki Minaj/Jill Scott Do you feel you are successful? Yes Shoe size: 12 If you had the money to move anywhere in the world, where would it be?: Somewhere quiet. Have you ever paid/been paid for sex? No. Biggest age difference with a sexual partner? 11 years Favorite Internet Meme: "Go die in a fire" Favorite TiB avatar (that isn't yours): Geigs Dogs, cats, or strange animals? Dogs Do you have any kids? No crumb snatchers Ass or Titties? Titties Fastest you ever been in a vechicle? 120 MPH What do you drive? 1994 Toyota Camry with a mismatched hood. Closest book to you at the moment? Choke by Chuck Palahniuk. What is your drink of choice (be specific)? Gin and Tonic. How often do you check Facebook? Daily. What's something that you've never done, but really want to do? Skydive. What's a rumor that was spread about you in high school? That I died* Given the opportunity to donate millions of dollars at no cost to you, what do you donate to? The Boys and Girls Club of America. For spring break trip, beach/southern atmosphere or ski lodge/winter atmosphere? Beach. Rock, paper, scissors? Rock. If you could bring anybody back from the dead to Have as a guest Who would it be? Tupac Shukur You can have dinner with three famous people of the same sex, who?: 9th Wonder, No I.D., Just Blaze Did you like IHTSBIH? The book, yes, the movie, no. Whats your theme song?: "Steppin Out" - Big Gipp ft. Sleepy Brown Favorite Book: Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance Favorite candy: Reese's Peanut Buttercup Worst Movie I've seen: The Human Centipede Philosopher? Alan Watts If you could have been present during some point in History, what would you choose to observe? Manifest Destiny! Go West, Young Man. What would your dream job be, if you had to work? Psychologist What's the first thing you would spend your money on if someone handed you $1,000,000 (US currency you Canadians)? A new house for my mother. Favorite TV show of all time? The Wire Momma's boy/girl or Daddy's boy/girl? I am my father's son. New question: Favorite cartoon character: Roy Fokker- Robotech Explanations: Age of first broken bone : At birth I was born with a broken collar bone. What's a rumor that was spread about you in high school? That I died. When I broke my leg in high school, I was absent for 3 months. The rumor was that I had been hit by a car and died over the summer. Dumbest thing you've ever done? Went to a motel with my best friend to get a chicks money back from her pimp. My best friend wanted to play Captain-Save-a-ho with this chick who gave a pimp 200 dollars to join his stable. She told him about it and he convinced her not to become a whore and we went to go get her money back so her and her mother could pay rent. She still ended up sucking dick for money and we didn't even get as much as a thank you for our trouble.
Age of first kiss: Does the time I kissed a girl on the playground at 6 count? Otherwise 24. Age of first orgasm: 14 Age when first blowjob given: n/a Age when first blowjob received: 24 Age when virginity lost: 24 First kind of drink you ever had: Jack Daniels. Age when first drunk: 19 Age when smoked first cigarette: 25 Age when smoked first weed: 25 Age of first broken bone : n/a Age of first cavity: n/a Age of first use of any drug aside from weed, and which one: n/a First song you ever downloaded: Nirvana's Unplugged album. Are you here to fuck Chater? No Farthest distance traveled for recreation? Seattle to Idaho. Which of the four seasons do you most anticipate?: Winter. First movie you shed a tear watching: None. Do you own a gun? No. Current relationship status? Single Mac or PC? PC Have you ever been arrested? Once Dumbest thing you've ever done? Contemplated suicide. Most attractive (famous) member of the opposite sex: Christina Hendricks What do you think you are on the Kinsey Scale? I have no idea what this is. Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings? Lord of the Rings Biggest guilty pleasure? Professional wrestling. Favorite band of all-time? Nirvana The sun or the moon? Moon Rich with money or rich with experience? Rich with money. You can buy experiences with money. Non-standard recurring dreams? I don't get recurring dreams. Favorite city in the world that you've been to: Seattle Ideal vacation spot? Where the volcanoes are, Big Island, Hawaii Achievement you've taken the most pride in (not necessarily greatest)? Finding a job that I love. Not many people do. Number of deaths? 0, so far. Fav. Sport: Football Favorite "Road Trip" Destination: None yet. I need to get out more. Favorite Poison: Jack and Coke. Have you ever had your heart broken? Yes What/who is responsible for inspiring you to pursue your current life goal/career? Breaking my own computer. Fav. Porn Star: Maria Ozawa. What is your biggest regret in life? Not sticking up for myself in school. Most despised sports team: Steelers. What you drink when you wake up: Red Bull How old are you? 28 Favorite movie? Reservoir Dogs Have you ever been knocked out? No How many times have you moved (excluding college moves or same town/local moves)? 3 Top or Bottom? Top How many jobs have you held? 7. Ever given or received anal? Given. If you won the Lottery and never had to work again, what would you do? Hire a trainer/travel. Favorite smell? The smell of a woman on my clean sheets. Have you ever seen anyone die/dying? Yes. It was awful. Moment of your life you most wish you could relive? The first time I took shrooms and laid on a beach on the north shore of Oahu. Do you have a secret crush on another TIB member? Kittie is hot, but no. Marry/kill/fuck? The co-worker crush in Hawaii/The future methhead that messed with me in middle school/Monica Bellucci. Do you feel you are successful? Sort of. I'm not rich, but I'm not poor either. Shoe size: 10.5 If you had the money to move anywhere in the world, where would it be?: Seoul, Korea. Have you ever paid/been paid for sex? No. Biggest age difference with a sexual partner? 4 Favorite Internet Meme: an hero Favorite TiB avatar (that isn't yours): dubya Dogs, cats, or strange animals? None of the above. Allergic to dander. Do you have any kids? No. Ass or Titties? TITS OR GTFO Fastest you ever been in a vechicle? 120 MPH What do you drive? Mazda Miata Closest book to you at the moment? SonicWall instruction manual. What is your drink of choice (be specific)? Jack and Coke How often do you check Facebook? Daily. What's something that you've never done, but really want to do? Skydive. What's a rumor that was spread about you in high school? None that I heard of. Given the opportunity to donate millions of dollars at no cost to you, what do you donate to? Mosquito nets in Africa. For spring break trip, beach/southern atmosphere or ski lodge/winter atmosphere? Beach. No discussion. Rock, paper, scissors? Rock. If you could bring anybody back from the dead to Have as a guest Who would it be? My grandma. You can have dinner with three famous people of the same sex, who?: Steve Largent, Mike Holmgren, Joe Montana. Did you like IHTSBIH? Meh Whats your theme song?: Stuck in the Middle with You - Steeler's Wheel. Favorite Book: The Complete Calvin and Hobbes Vol. 2 Favorite candy: 3 Musketeers. Worst Movie I've seen: Revenge of the Cheerleaders. Philosopher? Christopher Titus/George Carlin. If you could have been present during some point in History, what would you choose to observe? The crucifixion of Christ. What would your dream job be, if you had to work? Video game writer. What's the first thing you would spend your money on if someone handed you $1,000,000 (US currency you Canadians)? Pay down debt. Then a fleet of RX-7's, assorted upgrades and track time. Favorite TV show of all time? Arrested Development. Momma's boy/girl or Daddy's boy/girl? Momma's Boy. Who do you most resemble? Honestly, I've never seen anybody that looks even remotely like me. Not even in my family. Favorite Cartoon Character: Professor Hubert Farnsworth New question: If both parents were dying and you could only save one, which one would it be?
Age of first kiss: 10 Age of first orgasm: 13 Age when first blowjob given: n/a Age when first blowjob received: 15 Age when virginity lost: 15 First kind of drink you ever had: Beer Age when first drunk: 15 Age when smoked first cigarette: 10 Age when smoked first weed: 14 Age of first broken bone : 17 Age of first cavity: 22 Age of first use of any drug aside from weed, and which one: 16 Ecstasy First song you ever downloaded: Cant remember, probably Metallica Are you here to fuck Chater? No Farthest distance traveled for recreation? Perth Australia to London England Which of the four seasons do you most anticipate?: Summer First movie you shed a tear watching: N/a Do you own a gun? No Current relationship status? Single Mac or PC? PC Have you ever been arrested? Yes. Dumbest thing you've ever done? So many… blew it with an awesome girl by being a dickhead. Most attractive (famous) member of the opposite sex: Scarlett johansson. What do you think you are on the Kinsey Scale? 0 Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings? Potter. Biggest guilty pleasure? Wathing Neighbours haha. Favorite band of all-time? Kiss The sun or the moon? Sun Rich with money or rich with experience? Rich with Experience Non-standard recurring dreams? Yes. Favorite city in the world that you've been to: Perth WA. Ideal vacation spot? Kimberly Achievement you've taken the most pride in (not necessarily greatest)? Fairest & Best in my under 18s championship rugby team. Number of deaths? 3 Fav. Sport: Rugby & AFL Favorite "Road Trip" Destination: Whitehills (for fishing) Favorite Poison: Scotch Have you ever had your heart broken? Yes What/who is responsible for inspiring you to pursue your current life goal/career? My father. Fav. Porn Star: Always changes What is your biggest regret in life? Wasting to many years with drugs & alcohol. Most despised sports team: West Coast Eagles What you drink when you wake up: Water How old are you? 26 Favorite movie? Chopper Have you ever been knocked out? Yes How many times have you moved (excluding college moves or same town/local moves)? 7 Top or Bottom? Top How many jobs have you held? 9 jobs Ever given or received anal? No If you won the Lottery and never had to work again, what would you do? Work part time doing odd jobs around the country. Favorite smell? Bush fire Have you ever seen anyone die/dying? Yes Moment of your life you most wish you could relive? Camping trip with my family when younger. Do you have a secret crush on another TIB member? No. Marry/kill/fuck? Scarlett Johansson/Everyone/Megan Fox Do you feel you are successful? Yes Shoe size: 12 If you had the money to move anywhere in the world, where would it be?: Nicer house in Perth. Have you ever paid/been paid for sex? No. Biggest age difference with a sexual partner? 6 years Favorite Internet Meme: N?A Favorite TiB avatar (that isn't yours): Geigs Dogs, cats, or strange animals? Dogs Do you have any kids? No. Ass or Titties? Titties Fastest you ever been in a vechicle? 290ish Km/h What do you drive? 2003 Toyota Hilux Closest book to you at the moment? Lighting cataloge. What is your drink of choice (be specific)? Straight scotch. How often do you check Facebook? Once a week. What's something that you've never done, but really want to do? Skydive. What's a rumor that was spread about you in high school? I stabbed someone Given the opportunity to donate millions of dollars at no cost to you, what do you donate to? Starlight foundation. For spring break trip, beach/southern atmosphere or ski lodge/winter atmosphere? Beach. Rock, paper, scissors? Rock. If you could bring anybody back from the dead to Have as a guest Who would it be? Jesus You can have dinner with three famous people of the same sex, who?: Will Ferrell, Richard Branson, Obama Did you like IHTSBIH? The movie was a let down after all the hype. Whats your theme song?: "Jane's Addiction – Superhero – Entourage Favorite Book: Chopper: How to shoot friends & Influence people Favorite candy: Lifesavers Worst Movie I've seen: Ozzy Park boys Philosopher? Plato If you could have been present during some point in History, what would you choose to observe? Life of Jesus, to see what really happened. What would your dream job be, if you had to work? A sales job with good products that sell themselves What's the first thing you would spend your money on if someone handed you $1,000,000 (US currency you Canadians)? My house. Favorite TV show of all time? Entourage Momma's boy/girl or Daddy's boy/girl? I take after my Dad. Favorite cartoon character: Vagetta from Dragonball If both parents were dying and you could only save one, which one would it be? Mum New question: Favorite fighter (any discipline)? George St Pierre
Age of first kiss: I don't know, like 8? Age of first orgasm: around 13-14 Age when first blowjob given: n/a Age when first blowjob received: 20 Age when virginity lost: 20 First kind of drink you ever had: Fuckin' Mikes hard lemonade Age when first drunk: 18 Age when smoked first cigarette: ~22, but it was mixed with hash oil. Age when smoked first weed: 18 Age of first broken bone : I've broken like eight or nine bones, likely one of my fingers when I was in my teens. Age of first cavity: Never had one. Age of first use of any drug aside from weed, and which one: I think 20, when I smoked hash for the first time. First song you ever downloaded: Fuck, who remembers this shit. Are you here to fuck Chater? My dicks too large for his tiny butthole. Farthest distance traveled for recreation? Cuba Which of the four seasons do you most anticipate?: Winter. First movie you shed a tear watching: None. Do you own a gun? No. Current relationship status? Single Mac or PC? PC Have you ever been arrested? Nope. Dumbest thing you've ever done? Moved in with the ex. Most attractive (famous) member of the opposite sex: Don't have one, there's tonnes of hot chicks but none that stick out in my mind. What do you think you are on the Kinsey Scale? ~2.5 Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings? Lord of the Rings Biggest guilty pleasure? I don't have guilt, therefore, everything is a non-guilty pleasure. Favorite band of all-time? Nine Inch Nails The sun or the moon? Sun, who doesn't like massive fireballs. Rich with money or rich with experience? Being money rich doesn't make you happy. Experience all the way. Non-standard recurring dreams? I used to get one dream when I was young and when I was sick. It was more of a hallucination; I would be sleeping in my room and in my bed. I would open my eyes and all I would see is parts of a car engine, the parts would be moving around like snakes and some invisible hand was making the engine larger and larger. The building of the engine would never stop but it would never completely fill the bedroom but it always seemed like the engine was about to crush me under it's weight. Favorite city in the world that you've been to: Montreal or Vancouver. Ideal vacation spot? Don't know, Europe, Australia, Russia, South America? All of the above. The world is my vacation spot. Achievement you've taken the most pride in (not necessarily greatest)? I don't know, I've done a lot of things that I take pride in. Teaching myself how to play the bass and becoming fairly proficient at it is one. Number of deaths? 3 or 4. Fav. Sport: Underwater hockey. Favorite "Road Trip" Destination: When a couple of my friends just randomly decided to go to the Shuswaps in BC for an entire week. We decide to go and the next day we packed a car and left at 4 am. It was one of the best experiences of my life. Favorite Poison: Rum and Diet coke. Have you ever had your heart broken? Yes, a couple times. I'm now heartless. What/who is responsible for inspiring you to pursue your current life goal/career? Might be my brother. Can't let that little fucker get a better education/job than me. Fav. Porn Star: Don't have one, porn stars really don't crack my crank. What is your biggest regret in life? Moving in with the ex and staying so long, wasted a lot of my 20's. Most despised sports team: Fuck sports. What you drink when you wake up: Soy milk. Yum. How old are you? 25 Favorite movie? Fight Club Have you ever been knocked out? Yes, 4 times. How many times have you moved (excluding college moves or same town/local moves)? 3 or 4. Top or Bottom? Both, depending if I'm tired or not. How many jobs have you held? I don't know, like 8? Ever given or received anal? Given. If you won the Lottery and never had to work again, what would you do? Travel. Favorite smell? The faint perfume that women wear or vanilla. Have you ever seen anyone die/dying? Dying, yes. Moment of your life you most wish you could relive? The trip to the Shuswaps. Ask me again in twenty years. Do you have a secret crush on another TIB member? Yeah. Marry/kill/fuck? Everyone. Do you feel you are successful? Depending on who you talk too, yes. I think I've done well for myself but I am nowhere near where I wanted to be. Shoe size: 13/14 If you had the money to move anywhere in the world, where would it be?: If I was to pack up tomorrow; somewhere in Australia. Have you ever paid/been paid for sex? No. Biggest age difference with a sexual partner? 6 I think. Favorite Internet Meme: I have none really. Favorite TiB avatar (that isn't yours): Mine. Dogs, cats, or strange animals? Dogs. Do you have any kids? No, thank god. Ass or Titties? I'm an ass man. Fastest you ever been in a vechicle? ~190 km/hr What do you drive? VW Jetta Closest book to you at the moment? Some car manual. What is your drink of choice (be specific)? Rum and diet coke How often do you check Facebook? Daily. What's something that you've never done, but really want to do? Travel the world. What's a rumor that was spread about you in high school? None that I heard of. Given the opportunity to donate millions of dollars at no cost to you, what do you donate to? I don't know, Saving the environment. For spring break trip, beach/southern atmosphere or ski lodge/winter atmosphere? Ski lodge. Fuck yes. Rock, paper, scissors? Scissors. If you could bring anybody back from the dead to Have as a guest Who would it be? Nobody. Death is another part of the cycle. You can have dinner with three famous people of the same sex, who? Eh? I don't know. Did you like IHTSBIH? Meh Whats your theme song? No exact favorite. Favorite Book: The girl who played with fire. Favorite candy: Coke bottle gummies. Worst Movie I've seen: My friends play drinking games for terrible movies, so, the list is long. Philosopher? George Carlin. If you could have been present during some point in History, what would you choose to observe? The big bang, if it would be physically possible to watch. What would your dream job be, if you had to work? I had to think long and hard about this and I'm not really sure. Likely play music. What's the first thing you would spend your money on if someone handed you $1,000,000 (US currency you Canadians)? Pay debts, travel and go back to school. Favorite TV show of all time? Archer. Momma's boy/girl or Daddy's boy/girl? Neither, I'm pretty independent from my parents and have been most of my life. Who do you most resemble? Napoleon Dynamite, unfortunately. Favorite Cartoon Character: Dr. Krieger from Archer. If both parents were dying and you could only save one, which one would it be? I can't decide that, would end up as circumstance. Favorite fighter (any discipline)? I don't know, one that doesn't suck? New Question: If you were paid five million to get a sex change, would you? It has to be permanent.
Age of first kiss: 16 Age of first orgasm: 13 Age when first blowjob given: n/a Age when first blowjob received: 19 Age when virginity lost: 19 First kind of drink you ever had: some cheap French wine Age when first drunk: 13 Age when smoked first cigarette: 13 Age when smoked first weed: 21 Age of first broken bone : Does a fractured toe count? 16 Age of first cavity: 17 Age of first use of any drug aside from weed, and which one: n/a First song you ever downloaded: Something stupid like Limp Bizkit off Napster Are you here to fuck Chater? Shegirl not Chater Farthest distance traveled for recreation? Estonia to Gran Canaria Which of the four seasons do you most anticipate?: There are no seasons here. First movie you shed a tear watching: Saving Private Ryan Do you own a gun? No Current relationship status? Girlfriend Mac or PC? PC Have you ever been arrested? Once Dumbest thing you've ever done? Shoplifting when I didn´t even have a reason to Most attractive (famous) member of the opposite sex: Cheryl Cole What do you think you are on the Kinsey Scale? 1 Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings? Lord of the Rings Biggest guilty pleasure? Spending too much time online and Eve Online Favorite band of all-time? Queens of Stone Age The sun or the moon? Sun Rich with money or rich with experience? Money Non-standard recurring dreams? Never Favorite city in the world that you've been to: Prague, Czech Rep Ideal vacation spot? Grand Canyon and Las Vegas Achievement you've taken the most pride in (not necessarily greatest)? Moving half way around the world independently Number of deaths? 7 Fav. Sport: Soccer Favorite "Road Trip" Destination: Amsterdam Favorite Poison: Jameson Have you ever had your heart broken? No What/who is responsible for inspiring you to pursue your current life goal/career? My dad Fav. Porn Star: Sasha Gray What is your biggest regret in life? Not going to school yet. Most despised sports team: Manchester United What you drink when you wake up: Water How old are you? 21 Favorite movie? Empire Strikes Back Have you ever been knocked out? No How many times have you moved (excluding college moves or same town/local moves)? 1 Top or Bottom? Top How many jobs have you held? 6 Ever given or received anal? Never If you won the Lottery and never had to work again, what would you do? Never tell anyone and live a somewhat normal life. Favorite smell? Whatever hair product my girlfriend is using right now. Lame I know. Have you ever seen anyone die/dying? Yes Moment of your life you most wish you could relive? Pretty much any moment with my mum Do you have a secret crush on another TIB member? Nope Marry/kill/fuck? I don´t know the people here well enough. Do you feel you are successful? Not at all. Shoe size: 45-46 If you had the money to move anywhere in the world, where would it be?: New York. Have you ever paid/been paid for sex? No Biggest age difference with a sexual partner? 1 year Favorite Internet Meme: Tits or GTFO Favorite TiB avatar (that isn't yours): jennitalia Dogs, cats, or strange animals? Dogs Do you have any kids? No Ass or Titties? Ass Fastest you ever been in a vechicle? 120 KMH What do you drive? Nothing Closest book to you at the moment? Some stupid thing about chihuahuas. What is your drink of choice (be specific)? Jameson How often do you check Facebook? Once a week. What's something that you've never done, but really want to do? Threesome What's a rumor that was spread about you in high school? Cant think of any Given the opportunity to donate millions of dollars at no cost to you, what do you donate to? Local dog shelters For spring break trip, beach/southern atmosphere or ski lodge/winter atmosphere? Beach Rock, paper, scissors? Rock If you could bring anybody back from the dead to Have as a guest Who would it be? My mum You can have dinner with three famous people of the same sex, who?: Roberto Mancini, George Lucas and Harrison Ford Did you like IHTSBIH? It wasn´t too bad Whats your theme song?: Fatboy Slim - Right Here Right Now Favorite Book: Lord of the Rings. Any of them Favorite candy: Geisha Worst Movie I've seen: The Core Philosopher? Immanuel Kant If you could have been present during some point in History, what would you choose to observe? I´d love to see a living Argentinosaurus What would your dream job be, if you had to work? Soccer player What's the first thing you would spend your money on if someone handed you $1,000,000 (US currency you Canadians)? My own house. Favorite TV show of all time? The Wire/Battlestar Galactica Momma's boy/girl or Daddy's boy/girl? Daddy´s boy Who do you most resemble? Any stereotypical nerd in any TV show. Favorite Cartoon Character: Modo, Biker Mice from Mars If both parents were dying and you could only save one, which one would it be? Dad Favorite fighter (any discipline)? Fedor Emelianenko If you were paid five million to get a sex change, would you? It has to be permanent. No way New questions: Favourite pizza topping? Chilli con Carne Bareback blowjob or sex with a condom? Bareback BJ
Age of first kiss: 11 Age of first orgasm: 14 or 15. Probably 14. Age when first blowjob given: 19 Age when first blowjob received: n/a Age when virginity lost: 18 First kind of drink you ever had: Creme de Menthe. Don't ask. Age when first drunk: 18 or 19 Age when smoked first cigarette: Never Age when smoked first weed: Never Age of first broken bone : Never Age of first cavity: No idea. Probably 7 or 8. Age of first use of any drug aside from weed, and which one: never First song you ever downloaded: Jesus, who can remember that? First CD I ever bought was Skid Row's Slave to the Grind. Are you here to fuck Chater? I keep dreaming about it... Farthest distance traveled for recreation? I've completely circumnavigated the globe twice. Which of the four seasons do you most anticipate?: Autumn, by a country mile. First movie you shed a tear watching: Steel Magnolias. Do you own a gun? No way. Current relationship status? Single Mac or PC? PC Have you ever been arrested? Nope. Dumbest thing you've ever done? Kicked a guy in the balls for no reason when I was 12. I still feel horrible about it. Most attractive (famous) member of the opposite sex: Gale Harold What do you think you are on the Kinsey Scale? Heterosexual. Whatever number corresponds to that. Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings? Lord of the Rings Biggest guilty pleasure? Shopping Favorite band of all-time? GNR or Alice in Chains (GNR with Matt Sorum, AIC with original lineup) The sun or the moon? Sun Rich with money or rich with experience? Money Non-standard recurring dreams? Nope Favorite city in the world that you've been to: Prague, Czech Republic Ideal vacation spot? Macchu Picu to Patagonia, for now. Achievement you've taken the most pride in (not necessarily greatest)? Travelling the whole world by myself. Number of deaths? 4 Fav. Sport: NASCAR Favorite "Road Trip" Destination: San Diego Favorite Poison: Blah. Have you ever had your heart broken? No. What/who is responsible for inspiring you to pursue your current life goal/career? My dad and grandfather. Fav. Porn Star: Derrick Pierce. Hell ya. What is your biggest regret in life? Not taking a civil engineering diploma BEFORE I took my degree. Most despised sports team: The Busch brothers. What you drink when you wake up: Water How old are you? 30 Favorite movie?The Princess Bride Have you ever been knocked out? No, but I've almost fainted twice. How many times have you moved (excluding college moves or same town/local moves)? 8. Either cross-country or internationally. Top or Bottom? Bottom. How many jobs have you held? 6 Ever given or received anal? Never. Wait...do toys count? If you won the Lottery and never had to work again, what would you do? Move back to Ontario, buy a large chunk of land and work with the community to turn it into a dog park/agricultural school for the local college. Get knocked up. Finish my master's and take a PhD. Yes, I've thought about this before. Favorite smell? Drakkar Noir on a man; oil, garlic and onions cooking for food. Have you ever seen anyone die/dying? No, thank goodness. Moment of your life you most wish you could relive? 2 years of stress-free unemployment. Do you have a secret crush on another TIB member? Secret? Nah. Marry/kill/fuck? On TiB, or in general? If we're talkin TiB, then no/probably not/yes. Do you feel you are successful?A bit. You could argue either way. Shoe size: 8-1/2, women's. If you had the money to move anywhere in the world, where would it be?: Southern Ontario. Have you ever paid/been paid for sex? No. Biggest age difference with a sexual partner? 8 years. Favorite Internet Meme: BTW Favorite TiB avatar (that isn't yours): The one that says, "Hello...my name is Inigo Montoya." Dogs, cats, or strange animals? Dogs all the way. Do you have any kids? Not yet. Ass or Titties? Tits, I guess. Fastest you ever been in a vechicle? I don't remember the speed, but my dad's 2003 anniversary edition Z06. What do you drive? F-150. Can't imagine ever owning a car. Closest book to you at the moment? Pranayama: The Yoga of Breath. What is your drink of choice (be specific)? Water. Fresh water. How often do you check Facebook? Once or twice a day, in the evenings.. What's something that you've never done, but really want to do? Have a baby. What's a rumor that was spread about you in high school? Cant think of any. Given the opportunity to donate millions of dollars at no cost to you, what do you donate to? Animal shelters and literacy programs. For spring break trip, beach/southern atmosphere or ski lodge/winter atmosphere? All inclusive. Rock, paper, scissors? Rock - nothing beats rock. If you could bring anybody back from the dead to have as a guest Who would it be? My cousin Jess. You can have dinner with three famous people of the same sex, who?: Madonna, Queen Noor, Pink. Did you like IHTSBIH? I didn't think it was that bad, but I went into it expecting the worst movie of all time. Whats your theme song?: Witchy Woman. Although my hair isn't raven. Favorite Book: The Dark Tower IV: Wizard and Glass (fiction); The Invisible Cure (non-fiction) Favorite candy:Smarties Worst Movie I've seen: I can't sit through bad movies. Philosopher? No one in particular. If you could have been present during some point in History, what would you choose to observe? The creation of the universe. What would your dream job be, if you had to work?Teaching at a university. What's the first thing you would spend your money on if someone handed you $1,000,000 (US currency you Canadians)? My debt. Favorite TV show of all time? Queer as Folk/ Battlestar Galactica/ Arrested Developement Momma's boy/girl or Daddy's boy/girl? Both. Who do you most resemble? My father. Favorite Cartoon Character: Cheetarah. If both parents were dying and you could only save one, which one would it be? I refuse to answer this on the grounds of bad karma. Favorite fighter (any discipline)? Uh...the guy who won that fight during that time in the 80s or 90s. If you were paid five million to get a sex change, would you? It has to be permanent. No way. Favourite pizza topping? Green peppers, mushrooms and crisp bacon. Bareback blowjob or sex with a condom? Either or is fine. Jesus, I thought that would never end. Middle Name? Are you named after anyone? Carmen, after my dad's cousin. Favourite colour? Deep, dark blue.
Age of first kiss: 17 Age of first orgasm: 13... ish Age when first blowjob given: Age when first blowjob received: 19 Age when virginity lost: 19 First kind of drink you ever had: Actually drinking, beer. Age when first drunk: 17 Age when smoked first cigarette: Never smoked a full one, but otherwise 20 Age when smoked first weed: 18 Age of first broken bone : /b] Age of first cavity: I forget, but let's say 9 Age of first use of any drug aside from weed, and which one: First song you ever downloaded: No idea, but it was probably terrible Are you here to fuck Chater? Nein! Farthest distance traveled for recreation? To Germany, about 5,000 km? ish. Which of the four seasons do you most anticipate?: I can't figure it out anymore First movie you shed a tear watching: No idea, but I did once cry watching the Pokemon tv shows Do you own a gun? No, but I've shot plenty and wish I did Current relationship status?in a rather long term relationship now Mac or PC?I was a mac, but then it fucked up on me and now I'm a PC Have you ever been arrested? Nope. Dumbest thing you've ever done? Oh god. Too many things to think of. Most attractive (famous) member of the opposite sex: The secret love child of Scarlett Johansson and Katy Perry What do you think you are on the Kinsey Scale? Despite the fact that true zeros or ones are extremely rare, I am of course absolutely and assuredly totally heterosexual Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings? Harry Potter, because LOTR reminds me of a youth wasted in fascination of it Biggest guilty pleasure? I watch MTV reality shows Favorite band of all-time? I can't give you an honest answer, but Matthew Good occupies a special place in my musical library The sun or the moon? sun Rich with money or rich with experience? I'd rather a modest income and rich with experience than the other way round Non-standard recurring dreams? Nope Favorite city in the world that you've been to: I enjoyed Munich the most, but I wasted Berlin's potential Ideal vacation spot? Somewhere outdoorsy, good weather, and booze Achievement you've taken the most pride in (not necessarily greatest)? Drank four litres of beer in one day. I dislike my academic accomplishments because, as a general rule, one should aspire to better things Number of deaths? I don't understand. I've had my four grand-parents die and that's about it. Fav. Sport: Don't watch much sports. Favorite "Road Trip" Destination: Never been on one. Montreal would count well enough Favorite Poison: Right now, vodka tonics. Have you ever had your heart broken? No. What/who is responsible for inspiring you to pursue your current life goal/career?A pharmacist named Beth. Fav. Porn Star: The secret love child of Evelyn Lin and Sasha Grey. With big tits. What is your biggest regret in life? Always being so tightly wound. Most despised sports team: Probably my own university's. What you drink when you wake up: Orange juice or milk. How old are you? 21 Favorite movie?The Talented Mr. Ripley, or Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind Have you ever been knocked out? No. How many times have you moved (excluding college moves or same town/local moves)? A hard question; I moved out to college, switched colleges, and then live somewhere different each summer for four months. Top or Bottom? Bottom. How many jobs have you held? Essentially, one. Ever given or received anal? Yep. If you won the Lottery and never had to work again, what would you do? Be a full time ski bum and tourist. Perhaps some philanthropy. Favorite smell? Nothing comes to mind. Have you ever seen anyone die/dying? I've seen people close to dying, but not the actual act of dying. Moment of your life you most wish you could relive? Freshman year of undergrad. I'd be less awkward and have more fun. Do you have a secret crush on another TIB member? No. Marry/kill/fuck? More than one, on all counts. Do you feel you are successful?I'm successful enough for a 21 year old, but I'm far too young for there to be a real answer to that Shoe size: 12 If you had the money to move anywhere in the world, where would it be?: I haven't been enough places, but Germany would be nice Have you ever paid/been paid for sex?Not directly. Biggest age difference with a sexual partner? 6 months Favorite Internet Meme: Jesus Christ it's a lion get in the boat Favorite TiB avatar (that isn't yours): Ones with tits and ass Dogs, cats, or strange animals?I've only had rabbits as pets. Do you have any kids? Not that I know of. Ass or Titties? Both. But between one or the other, ass is the rate limiting factor. Fastest you ever been in a vechicle? Probably 160 km/h ish. What do you drive? I don't. Closest book to you at the moment? La peste by Camus. In the original French. What is your drink of choice (be specific)?Right now, the vodka and tonic for it's air conditioning like effects How often do you check Facebook? Several times a day. what else am I going to do with my time/ What's something that you've never done, but really want to do? Probably something sexually related. What's a rumor that was spread about you in high school?Not sure there were much rumours about me. Given the opportunity to donate millions of dollars at no cost to you, what do you donate to? The MFRC, perhaps. For spring break trip, beach/southern atmosphere or ski lodge/winter atmosphere? Ski lodge. Rock, paper, scissors? Scissors. If you could bring anybody back from the dead to have as a guest Who would it be? Bertrand Russel or Richard Feynman, maybe You can have dinner with three famous people of the same sex, who?: Christopher Hitchens, John Stewart, Philalawyer Did you like IHTSBIH? I liked it well enough. I've seen far worse movies than that. Whats your theme song?: Don't have one. Favorite Book: The God Delusion had, by far, the most profound effect on me. Favorite candy:I don't go for sweets. Like, at all. Worst Movie I've seen: Salt. holy fuck was that terrible. Philosopher? It's hard to call Richard Dawkins or Christopher Hitchens philosophers, but they'll do If you could have been present during some point in History, what would you choose to observe?The future. What would your dream job be, if you had to work?Be a Ben Goldacre-like science writer. What's the first thing you would spend your money on if someone handed you $1,000,000 (US currency you Canadians)? Awesome things. Maybe I'd get that Gibson ES-335 and a tube amp to match. Favorite TV show of all time? Trailer Park Boys Momma's boy/girl or Daddy's boy/girl? I take after my dad, if that's what you mean. Unfortunately. Who do you most resemble? My mother Favorite Cartoon Character: Dr. Zoidberg If both parents were dying and you could only save one, which one would it be? My mom. Favorite fighter (any discipline)? I don't watch fighting sports. If you were paid five million to get a sex change, would you? It has to be permanent. Would I be one of those messed up hulking shoulder trannies, or would I become a normal looking woman? That wouldn't be so terrible. Favourite pizza topping? Prosciutto, caramelized onions, bocconcini. Bareback blowjob or sex with a condom? Blowjob. Middle Name? Are you named after anyone? A distant uncle of my mother's, and coincidentally, one of her brothers who my dad apologizes for being naped after. Favourite colour? Orange. Ever cheated on a significant other? No.
Age of first kiss: 13 Age of first orgasm: 16ish Age when first blowjob given: n/a Age when first blowjob received: 16ish Age when virginity lost: 16 First kind of drink you ever had: Boone's Farm Apple Wine Age when first drunk: 13 Age when smoked first cigarette: 13 Age when smoked first weed: 13 Age of first broken bone : Never Age of first cavity: 7 or 8 Age of first use of any drug aside from weed, and which one: 13, Quaaludes First song you ever downloaded: Pearl Jam - Even Flow Are you here to fuck Chater? No, his STD's scare me Farthest distance traveled for recreation? Washington, DC to Sydney, Australia Which of the four seasons do you most anticipate?: Spring First movie you shed a tear watching: Green Beret's with John Wayne Do you own a gun? Many Current relationship status? Just ended a 10 year engagement Mac or PC? PC Have you ever been arrested? Many times - all underage, and one minor adult charge Dumbest thing you've ever done? Told my mom f.u. in front of my dad while a teenager. I was on drugs and forgot my dad spent 25 years training in hand-to-hand. Bad move on my part. Most attractive (famous) member of the opposite sex: Jessica Beal What do you think you are on the Kinsey Scale? 0 Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings? Hate all that shit Biggest guilty pleasure? Cigars and good wine Favorite band of all-time? The Kinks The sun or the moon? Sun Rich with money or rich with experience? Money that only comes from experience Non-standard recurring dreams? Falling through the sky Favorite city in the world that you've been to: Havana, Cuba Ideal vacation spot? A charter boat in the Sir Francis Drake Channel Achievement you've taken the most pride in (not necessarily greatest)? Having my parents believe that I am the best son in the world Number of deaths? Many Fav. Sport: Pro Football Favorite "Road Trip" Destination: South Beach Favorite Poison: Cabernet Have you ever had your heart broken? Once - hard! What/who is responsible for inspiring you to pursue your current life goal/career? My parents Fav. Porn Star: They have names? What is your biggest regret in life? Working as much as I used to and missing time with friends and girlfriends Most despised sports team: New England Pats What you drink when you wake up: Water, a ton of it all day How old are you? 49 Favorite movie? The Departed Have you ever been knocked out? Three times, but never in a fight How many times have you moved (excluding college moves or same town/local moves)? 26 different states or countries - army brat and business moves Top or Bottom? Upside-down if I can get it. How many jobs have you held? I've worked since I was 16…every school break and all the time after college. So, many but I never thought of them as "jobs". Ever given or received anal? Yes If you won the Lottery and never had to work again, what would you do? I'd still work; I love it. I'd give a bunch of it away to family, friends, my two favorite charities, and bank the rest. Favorite smell? A wet German Shepherd. You have to own one to know what this means. Have you ever seen anyone die/dying? I honestly do not remember. I know I have, I guess it is blocked out. Moment of your life you most wish you could relive? My parents renewing their wedding vows at their 50th anniversary. Do you have a secret crush on another TIB member? Yeah, about three. I'm a greedy bastard, I guess Marry/kill/fuck? I wouldn't wish me "for better or worse" on anyone/I'm finished with TiB wars/Three just turned into six Do you feel you are successful? I feel I am very lucky and have companies with awesome people who make me seem successful Shoe size: 9 If you had the money to move anywhere in the world, where would it be?: Atlanta…this is my second time, by choice, to live here Have you ever paid/been paid for sex? Yes Biggest age difference with a sexual partner? 20 years Favorite Internet Meme: None Favorite TiB avatar (that isn't yours): jennitalia/kittie's old one Dogs, cats, or strange animals? Dogs and cats Do you have any kids? No Ass or Titties? Ass Fastest you ever been in a vechicle? 150 mph with the top down, palms were sweating like a mo-fo What do you drive? Porsche Closest book to you at the moment? Game Change What is your drink of choice (be specific)? Red Wine How often do you check Facebook? Not once, ever What's something that you've never done, but really want to do? Climb one of the Seven Summits What's a rumor that was spread about you in high school? That I was the biggest drug dealer in Conroe, TX Given the opportunity to donate millions of dollars at no cost to you, what do you donate to? Fallen Patriot Fund For spring break trip, beach/southern atmosphere or ski lodge/winter atmosphere? Beach Rock, paper, scissors? Rock If you could bring anybody back from the dead to Have as a guest Who would it be? George Patton You can have dinner with three famous people of the same sex, who?: Bill Clinton, Marcus Luttrell, Warren Buffet Did you like IHTSBIH? An abortion Whats your theme song?: Blue Eyes Crying in the Rain - Willie Nelson Favorite Book: Dry by Augusten Burroughs Favorite candy: red hots Worst Movie I've seen: Mall Cop Philosopher? I think this is based on mood and introspection of a given day If you could have been present during some point in History, what would you choose to observe? The time of Christ just to see what's bullshit or not. What would your dream job be, if you had to work? I have it What's the first thing you would spend your money on if someone handed you $1,000,000 (US currency you Canadians)? Pay off my sister's kids mortgage's. Favorite TV show of all time? Tie - Boston Legal/The Office Momma's boy/girl or Daddy's boy/girl? Momma's Who do you most resemble? Anne Frank Favorite Cartoon Character: Speed Racer If both parents were dying and you could only save one, which one would it be? Mom, she's 5 years younger and my dad couldn't live without her and he probably wouldn't really want to anyway. Favorite fighter (any discipline)? Forrest Griffin If you were paid five million to get a sex change, would you? It has to be permanent. Even though I'm hung like a girl-scout so the operation would be simple, there's zero chance Favourite pizza topping? Just cheese. I haven't consumed meat in over 20 years…which will horrify most on TiB Bareback blowjob or sex with a condom? Bareback BJ New Questions: If you do one thing to be a better person tomorrow, what would you choose to do? Donate more time Did you get into the college that you wanted or should have? If not, where do you wish you studied harder to attend? I'm happy with where I attended.
Age of first kiss: 12 Age of first orgasm: 13 Age when first blowjob given: n/a Age when first blowjob received: 17 Age when virginity lost: 17 First kind of drink you ever had: Bundaberg Rum Age when first drunk: 16 Age when smoked first cigarette: 16 Age when smoked first weed: 16 Age of first broken bone : Never Age of first cavity: 10 Age of first use of any drug aside from weed, and which one: n/a First song you ever downloaded: Limp Bizkit - Faith (fuck you) Are you here to fuck Chater? Who? Farthest distance traveled for recreation? Brisbane, Australia to San Francisco, CA via Vegas, Dallas, New Orleans, Memphis, Orlando, the Carolinas, New York City, Boston, Chicago and a shitload of places in between. Which of the four seasons do you most anticipate?: Garlic salt First movie you shed a tear watching: The Green Mile Do you own a gun? Are you accusing me of shooting too fast? Current relationship status? Single Mac or PC? PC Have you ever been arrested? Nope Dumbest thing you've ever done? Let two female strangers drive me into the state forest outside Santa Barbara at 10pm on a Wednesday night "to go to a hot spring" without telling anyone else where I was going. Most attractive (famous) member of the opposite sex: Eva Mendes What do you think you are on the Kinsey Scale? 0 Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings? Harry Potter by default, as I haven't read LotR. But Clerks 2 makes me never want to watch LotR. Biggest guilty pleasure? McDonald's barbecue bacon cheeseburgers Favorite band of all-time? Creedence Clearwater Revival The sun or the moon? The sun. Who the fuck wrote this question? Rich with money or rich with experience? Experience. Non-standard recurring dreams? Being in emotional arguments. I'm weird. Favorite city in the world that you've been to: San Francisco, CA Ideal vacation spot? Southern California in the summertime Achievement you've taken the most pride in (not necessarily greatest)? Finishing and having printed a 79,000-word, two-volume one-off full-colour journal of my 2008 road trip around the USA. Number of deaths? What the fuck? Favorite Sport: professional basketball Favorite "Road Trip" Destination: New Orleans Favorite Poison: Dark ales Have you ever had your heart broken? Yeah, three months ago What/who is responsible for inspiring you to pursue your current life goal/career? My father and a combination of random coincidences that landed me the job I'm in now. Favorite Porn Star: Taylor Rain, no question. What is your biggest regret in life? Not putting more effort in at university Most despised sports team: Los Angeles Lakers What you drink when you wake up: Coffee, before the gym How old are you? 24 Favorite movie? The Shawshank Redemption Have you ever been knocked out? No How many times have you moved (excluding college moves or same town/local moves)? None...yet Top or Bottom? Top How many jobs have you held? Four long-term over the last 10 years, plus a handful of random "second jobs". Ever given or received anal? Yes If you won the Lottery and never had to work again, what would you do? I'd still work, but I'd hire another couple of guys so my team's workload was lessened. And I'd see the world, one country at a time. Favorite smell? Onions caramelising in balsamic vinegar Have you ever seen anyone die/dying? No Moment of your life you most wish you could relive? The excitement I felt as I landed in LA for the first time, my first ever overseas tripaas an adult Do you have a secret crush on another TIB member? Once upon a time on a member or two from the old board, but I'm still technically lurking here. Marry/kill/fuck? Marriage is a long way off my horizons/Give me a few months to decide/Ditto. Do you feel you are successful? I am successful in some aspects of my life, and I'm constantly working to have more success in others. Shoe size: 10.5 If you had the money to move anywhere in the world, where would it be?: San Francisco, CA Have you ever paid/been paid for sex? In a roundabout way, I've been paid for sex Biggest age difference with a sexual partner? 15 years Favorite Internet Meme: THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAA Favorite TiB avatar (that isn't yours): I switch avatars off so TiB looks somewhat work-related. Dogs, cats, or strange animals? Keep 'em. Do you have any kids? No Ass or Titties? Ass Fastest you ever been in a vechicle? Would not have a clue. 120mph? What do you drive? A busted-ass 97 Maxima Closest book to you at the moment? Emergency by Neill Strauss What is your drink of choice (be specific)? Glenfiddich 12yo, neat, or White Rabbit Dark Ale or a thousand other ales How often do you check Facebook? Whenever I get an email notification about something What's something that you've never done, but really want to do? Own a car that's less than half my age What's a rumor that was spread about you in high school? You'd have to ask my classmates, I never heard one. Although once there was a rumor that briefly went around a strip club in my city that I took a stripper home and fucked her. Sadly, false. Given the opportunity to donate millions of dollars at no cost to you, what do you donate to? For spring break trip, beach/southern atmosphere or ski lodge/winter atmosphere? Beach Rock, paper, scissors? Rock If you could bring anybody back from the dead to Have as a guest Who would it be? Jimi Hendrix You can have dinner with three famous people of the same sex, who?: Alan Alda circa 1980 as Hawkeye Pierce, Conan O'Brien (hate fuck), Matador from The Pick-up Artist Did you like IHTSBIH? Not for a second Whats your theme song?: Xzibit - Multiply Favorite Book: Stephen King's The Stand Favorite candy: Chokito Worst Movie I've seen: Mulholland Drive Philosopher? Can't say I've ever thought about it. Confucius seems to know his shit. If you could have been present during some point in History, what would you choose to observe? The late 70s/early 80s, for the glory days of the NBA. What would your dream job be, if you had to work? Doing what I do now, but for a news agency in the US What's the first thing you would spend your money on if someone handed you $1,000,000 (US currency you Canadians)? Pay up a couple of years' worth of rent in advance Favorite TV show of all time? Tie - The Wire/M*A*S*H Momma's boy/girl or Daddy's boy/girl? Momma's Who do you most resemble? A less hulking Dominic Purcell Favorite Cartoon Character: Poochie If both parents were dying and you could only save one, which one would it be? Dad. I can't really explain it though. Favorite fighter (any discipline)? Danny Green If you were paid five million to get a sex change, would you? Nope Favourite pizza topping? Pepperoni, mushrooms...fuck it, any pizza is good. Bareback blowjob or sex with a condom? Depends on who's giving the blowjob. If you do one thing to be a better person tomorrow, what would you choose to do? Not procrastinate Did you get into the college that you wanted or should have? If not, where do you wish you studied harder to attend? I'm happy with the school I went to, but not with the effort I put in once I got there. And then mine: Your most guilty bad habit? Being too fucking lazy to wash my gym clothes more than once every week or two. Air-drying seems to take most of the funk out... What are you irrationally afraid of? Dropping a baby if I hold one. I flinch and cringe even when I imagine dropping a baby that I'm imaginarily holding. Fuck I've got some problems.
Do you own a gun?: No Current relationship status?: Nearly five years, soon to be engaged Mac or PC?: PC Have you ever been arrested?: Twice [1] ]Dumbest thing you've ever done?: Not follow doctor's orders [2] Most attractive (famous) member of the opposite sex: Helena Bonham Carter What do you think you are on the Kinsey Scale?:1 Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings?: Lord of the Rings Biggest guilty pleasure?: Girly drinks Favorite band of all-time?: Propagandhi ]The sun or the moon?: Moon Rich with money or rich with experience?: Experience Non-standard recurring dreams?: Work dreams [3] Favorite city in the world that you've been to: Montreal Ideal vacation spot?: Scotland Achievement you've taken the most pride in (not necessarily greatest)?: Getting clean [4] Number of deaths?: Don't understand Fav. Sport: Golf Favorite "Road Trip" Destination: Edmonton Favorite Poison: Guinness Have you ever had your heart broken?: Yes What/who is responsible for inspiring you to pursue your current life goal/career? [5] Fav. Porn Star: Little Caprice What is your biggest regret in life?: Selfishness [6] Most despised sports team: N/A What you drink when you wake up: Water How old are you?: 25 Favorite movie?: Fight Club Have you ever been knocked out?: Many times How many times have you moved from city to city?: Twice Top or Bottom? Bottom [7] How many jobs have you held?: 22 [8] Ever given or received anal?: Once [9] If you won the Lottery and didn't have to work, what would you do?: Open a restaurant Favorite smell?: New book Have you ever seen anyone die/dying?: Yes [10] Moment of your life you most wish you could relive?: My first show doing vocals Do you have a secret crush on another TIB member?: No Marry/kill/fuck?: I'm not 16 anymore. What a worthless question Do you feel you are successful?: More so than most Shoe size: 12 If you had the money to move anywhere in the world, where would it be?: Scotland Have you ever paid/been paid for sex?: Yes, I've paid twice Biggest age difference with a sexual partner?: 23-25 years, not entirely sure Favorite Internet Meme: I FUCKIN' LOVE COLORING! Favorite TiB avatar (that isn't yours): Chater's first one Dogs, cats, or strange animals?: Cats Do you have any kids?: I certainly hope not Ass or Boobs?: Boobs Fastest you ever been in a vechicle?: Don't know [11] What do you drive?: 1998 Dodge Neon Closest book to you at the moment?: The Year of Living Biblically by A.J. Jacobs What is your drink of choice (be specific)?: Guinness How often do you check Facebook?: Never What's something that you've never done, but really want to do?: Compete on Iron Chef What's a rumor that was spread about you in high school?: That I had the clap What would you donate a million dollars to, in your name only?: Local charities [12] For spring break trip, beach/southern atmosphere or ski lodge/winter atmosphere?: Winter Rock, paper, scissors? Paper Pick someone dead you'd like to hang with: Winston Churchill You can have dinner with three famous people of the same sex, who?: Three Stooges [13] Did you like IHTSBIH?: Which one? Whats your theme song?: Perfect People by Pennywise Favorite Book: Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card Favorite candy: Snickers Worst Movie I've seen: The Notebook [14] Philosopher?: Don't know What point of history would you choose to observe?: Dark ages, pretty well any part of it What would your dream job be, if you had to work?: Chef First thing you'd buy with a million dollars?: A home, custom built Favorite TV show of all time?: The Simpsons Momma's boy/girl or Daddy's boy/girl?: I'm neither Who do you most resemble?: Myself Favorite Cartoon Character: Grandpa Simpson If both parents were dying and you could save one, which one would it be?: Mom [15] Favorite fighter (any discipline)? Tyler Durden For five million would you get a sex change? It has to be permanent.: Yes [16] Favourite pizza topping?: Jalapenos Bareback blowjob or sex with a condom?: Sex with a condom If you do one thing to be a better person tomorrow, what would you choose to do? N/A Did you get into the college that you wanted or should have? If not, where do you wish you studied harder to attend?: Cordon Bleu [17] Your most guilty bad habit?: Thinking about other women while I fuck What are you irrationally afraid of?: Spiders [1] Once for assault, once for B&E [2] My left knee is fubared because I didn't stay off it for 12 months like I was told to. [3] I'm stuck at work and for whatever reason (lights are out, orders I don't recognize come off the printer, my coolers are locked, etc.) I can't keep things from crashing. [4] Quit blow, weed, and curbed my drinking when I met the current girlfriend. Helped me realize what kind of potential I had and what I really wanted in life. [5] In the beginning I felt there was something noble about being a chef. As I progressed, it became the idea of being able to change a person's day with something as simple as a meal. I also take pride in being able to work a job that few can truly handle physically and mentally. [6] Caused a close friend to take her own life. [7] Few things in life compare to watching a chick ride you to orgasm. [8] This takes into account the jobs I only worked for a single day or less than two weeks. I'm pretty straightforward with employers and don't bullshit when it comes to a job I'm not happy with. I give the option of working a full two weeks, even if I've only been there a day, and it's their choice if they want it or not. [9] Too grainy, painfully tight, and the condom had what appeared to be a piece of corn stuck to the end of it when I finished. Not cool. [10] I watched a friend's dying breaths after a pill overdose. [11] I was too busy screaming obscenities and clinging to the dashboard for dear life. [12] I don't donate to anything or anyone that I haven't seen in person, or worked for. I'd drop the cash into food banks, and other similar social services because I've seen, and chilled with, some of the poor fucks in this city. Some of them are good folks who just got the shaft, but even the shady ones deserve a hot meal and a winter jacket. [13] Seriously, that would be the most rip-roaringly hilarious dinner ever eaten...or throw around for that matter. [14] Fuck that movie. I watched that movie with a girlfriend, hoping I would get laid, and she didn't put out because I didn't "get it", whatever the fuck that means. I mean, what's there to get? Some goofy fuck goes on a crusade to get his braindead wife to remember the lame ass shit he did for her when they were young. Fuck me, he should be thankful she forgot so he can at least die with some damn dignity. [15] My old man wouldn't be able to make it without my mom. [16] And I'd buy a million dollar dildo to "celebrate" my new vagina. [17] I could get in, but I'm broke and can't afford it
Age of first kiss: 10 Age of first orgasm: 10, didn't know what it was though Age when first blowjob given: N/A Age when first blowjob received: 19 Age when virginity lost: 19 First kind of drink you ever had: Wine Age when first drunk: 12 Age when smoked first cigarette: 18 Age when smoked first weed: 18 Age of first broken bone: Never Age of first cavity: Right now, I think. Fucking wisdom teeth. Age of first use of any drug aside from weed, and which one: N/A First song you ever downloaded: Something by Enimen, I think Are you here to fuck Chater?: No homo Farthest distance traveled for recreation?: Okinawa, Japan to Madrid, Spain Which of the four seasons do you most anticipate?: Summer First movie you shed a tear watching: The Lion King[/quote] Do you own a gun?: One day... Current relationship status?: 3 years in October, girlfriend. Mac or PC?: PC Have you ever been arrested?: Negative ]Dumbest thing you've ever done?: ROTC-- should have enlisted. Most attractive (famous) member of the opposite sex: Jennifer Love Hewitt What do you think you are on the Kinsey Scale?:0 Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings?: Lord of the Rings Biggest guilty pleasure?: Rice pudding Favorite band of all-time?: Kansas, or maybe Queen? ]The sun or the moon?: Moon Rich with money or rich with experience?: Experience Non-standard recurring dreams?: Zombies... they're quite awesome, actually Favorite city in the world that you've been to: Madrid Ideal vacation spot?: Okinawa, Japan Achievement you've taken the most pride in (not necessarily greatest)?: Joining the Army Number of deaths?: 1 Fav. Sport: Discus Favorite "Road Trip" Destination: San Diego Favorite Poison: Rum and Coke Have you ever had your heart broken?: No yet What/who is responsible for inspiring you to pursue your current life goal/career? My Dad--- joining the Army Fav. Porn Star: Faye Reagan or Cheyenne Silver What is your biggest regret in life?: Don't know... Most despised sports team: Don't care What you drink when you wake up: Chocolate Milk How old are you?: 22 Favorite movie?: Saving Private Ryan Have you ever been knocked out?: Nope How many times have you moved from city to city?: Three times Top or Bottom? Top How many jobs have you held?: 5 Ever given or received anal?: Tossed the GF's salad a few times If you won the Lottery and didn't have to work, what would you do?: Drop ROTC and enlist, then once my enlistment was up I'd by a sea-plane and retire to an island in Southeast Easia. Favorite smell?: The deodorant my girlfriend wears, turns me on. Have you ever seen anyone die/dying?: Happily no. Moment of your life you most wish you could relive?: Freshman year of college Do you have a secret crush on another TIB member?: Allord Marry/kill/fuck?: ?? Do you feel you are successful?: Eh, not really Shoe size: 10 If you had the money to move anywhere in the world, where would it be?: See above Have you ever paid/been paid for sex?: Nope Biggest age difference with a sexual partner?: 2 years Favorite Internet Meme: I like turtles Favorite TiB avatar (that isn't yours): SheGirls Dogs, cats, or strange animals?: Dogs, used to be cats, but I am now allergic Do you have any kids?: Nope Ass or Boobs?: Ass Fastest you ever been in a vechicle?: 110 What do you drive?: MUNI Closest book to you at the moment?: I'm sitting right next to an entire bookshelf. What is your drink of choice (be specific)?: Rum and Coke How often do you check Facebook?: Once or twice a day What's something that you've never done, but really want to do?: Fuck my girlfriend in the ass What's a rumor that was spread about you in high school?: I sucked in high school, I don't even think people paid any attention to me. What would you donate a million dollars to, in your name only?: Local schools [12] For spring break trip, beach/southern atmosphere or ski lodge/winter atmosphere?: Summer Rock, paper, scissors? Scissors Pick someone dead you'd like to hang with: John Wayne You can have dinner with three famous people of the same sex, who?: Jennifer Love Hewitt, Angelina Jolie, and Faye Reagan [13] Did you like IHTSBIH?: Neither, flipped through the book and basically saw his blog photocopied, and then heard the movie was shit so never bothered seeing it. Whats your theme song?: Jukebox Hero Favorite Book: Roots Favorite candy: Bacon Chocolate Bars Worst Movie I've seen: AI: Artificial Intelligence Philosopher?: Don't know What point of history would you choose to observe?: Vietnam What would your dream job be, if you had to work?: A cop or a teacher First thing you'd buy with a million dollars?: Houses, multiple. Live in one and rent out the others. Favorite TV show of all time?: Breaking Bad Momma's boy/girl or Daddy's boy/girl?: Momma's boy Who do you most resemble?: My Dad Favorite Cartoon Character: Jerry of Tom and Jerry fame If both parents were dying and you could save one, which one would it be?: Mom Favorite fighter (any discipline)? Bruce Lee-- basically created the idea of MMA For five million would you get a sex change? It has to be permanent.: Depends, would I be a hot chick, or would I look the same as I do now, but with a cunt? Favourite pizza topping?: Pineapple and Bacon or Pineapple and Pepporoni or Pineapple and Anchovies Bareback blowjob or sex with a condom?: Sex with a condom If you do one thing to be a better person tomorrow, what would you choose to do? Excercise more. Did you get into the college that you wanted or should have? If not, where do you wish you studied harder to attend?: I wish I put off going to college until after I served in the Army-- I wouldn't have to be dealing with the economy/budget cuts my school is going through. Your most guilty bad habit?: Eating out What are you irrationally afraid of?: Spiders/the dark Mine: Burn to death or be Daniel Pearled? (I think I'm going to hell for that one): Daniel Pearled Would you (a)give up sex for a year to fulfill your ultimate sexual fantasy, or (b)would you rather have guaranteed plain vanilla sex every day for a year, but know you will never be able to fulfill your ultimate sexual fantasy?: A
Age of first kiss: 6 Age of first orgasm: 11 Age when first blowjob given: Nope Age when first blowjob received: 14 Age when virginity lost: 16 First kind of drink you ever had: Some random kind of beer. Age when first drunk: 13 Age when smoked first cigarette: 12 Age when smoked first weed: 12 Age of first broken bone: 16 Age of first cavity: 8 Age of first use of any drug aside from weed, and which one: ecstasy, 16 First song you ever downloaded: No clue. Fucking stupid question. Are you here to fuck Chater? No. Fucking stupid question. Farthest distance traveled for recreation? 4,500 miles roughly Which of the four seasons do you most anticipate?: Winter now, at least it's not so fucking hot. First movie you shed a tear watching: As an adult(ish): Saving Private Ryan Do you own a gun? No. Current relationship status? single Mac or PC? PC Have you ever been arrested? Yes Dumbest thing you've ever done? Probably something I don't remember. Most attractive (famous) member of the opposite sex: Don't know. Big fan of Mila Kunis lately... What do you think you are on the Kinsey Scale? 1 Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings? Lord of the Rings Biggest guilty pleasure? Farting in Elevators Favorite band of all-time? Led Zeppelin (agree with previous poster) or maybe Ween The sun or the moon? Moon Rich with money or rich with experience? Experience (fuuucckkk) Non-standard recurring dreams? Fuck off Favorite city in the world that you've been to: Fuck off Ideal vacation spot? A cabin in the mountains. Achievement you've taken the most pride in (not necessarily greatest?): Lick my taint. Number of deaths? 7 Fav. Sport: Football Favourite "Road Trip" Destination: Hana,Maui Favourite Poison: Beer or Glenlivet(in lieu of more expensive scotch) Have you ever had your heart broken? Yes. What/who is responsible for inspiring you to pursue your current life goal/career? Insanity, arrogance. Fav. Porn Star- Fuck off. What is your biggest regret in life? Filling this out. Most despised sports team: Pittsburgh Stealers What you drink when you wake up: Coffee How old are you? 23 Favorite movie? Hard Question Have you ever been knocked out? Yes. How many times have you moved (excluding college moves or same town/local moves)? 5 Top or Bottom? Me strangling you to death. How many jobs have you held? 5 Ever given or received anal? Want some? If you won the Lottory and never had to work again, what would you do? Be drunk for about 5 weeks. Then keep on writing most likely. Favorite smell? Plumeria Have you ever seen anyone die/dying? no Moment of your life you most wish you could relive? Blowing a load on a whore-ex-girlfriend-from-high-school's face. Do you have a secret crush on another TIB member? I'd give it to Pimptress so good she'd stitch my name in her underwear. Marry/kill/fuck? Pimptress/Shegirl/jennitalia Do you feel you are successful? Ha, fuck no Shoe size: 10 If you had the money to move anywhere in the world, where would it be?: Angiers, France Have you ever paid/been paid for sex? A girl paid me a dollar to show her my dick on the bus in 4th grade. Does that count? Biggest age difference with a sexual partner? 12 years Favorite Internet Meme: Fuck you. Favorite TiB avatar (that isn't yours): Fuck you, Mine. Dogs, cats, or strange animals? Dogs Do you have any kids? No Ass or Titties? Titties! Closest book to you at the moment? The Prophet Outcast: Trotsky:1929-1940 by Isaac Deutscher Fastest you ever been in a vechicle?: Don't know [11] What do you drive?: 2000 Toyota Corrolla What is your drink of choice (be specific)?: Newcastle is my goto How often do you check Facebook?: Once every couple days What's something that you've never done, but really want to do?: Threesome What's a rumor that was spread about you in high school?: That I made out with another guy. What would you donate a million dollars to, in your name only?: Research in the philosophy of education. For spring break trip, beach/southern atmosphere or ski lodge/winter atmosphere?: Winter Rock, paper, scissors? Fucking Rock Pick someone dead you'd like to hang with: Ferdinand-Louise Celine You can have dinner with three famous people of the same sex, who?: Fuck off Did you like IHTSBIH?: Not so much Whats your theme song?: Midnight on the Run by Boombox Favorite Book: The Brothers Karamozov Favorite candy: Twix Worst Movie I've seen: Any of the Scary Movies Philosopher?: Heidegger or Nietzsche What point of history would you choose to observe?: 1920's America What would your dream job be, if you had to work?: Writer First thing you'd buy with a million dollars?: Hooker Favorite TV show of all time?: Seinfeld Momma's boy/girl or Daddy's boy/girl?: Daddy's Boy Who do you most resemble?: Father Favorite Cartoon Character: Cartman If both parents were dying and you could save one, which one would it be?: Dad Favorite fighter (any discipline)? Gahhhh For five million would you get a sex change? It has to be permanent.: no Favourite pizza topping?: Cover it in hot saauce Bareback blowjob or sex with a condom?: Sex with a condom If you do one thing to be a better person tomorrow, what would you choose to do? Kill Glenn Beck Did you get into the college that you wanted or should have? If not, where do you wish you studied harder to attend?: Yes Your most guilty bad habit?: Terribly worded question. What are you irrationally afraid of?: Losing control Burn to death or be Daniel Pearled? (I think I'm going to hell for that one): Daniel Pearled Would you (a)give up sex for a year to fulfill your ultimate sexual fantasy, or (b)would you rather have guaranteed plain vanilla sex every day for a year, but know you will never be able to fulfill your ultimate sexual fantasy?: A New Question: What compelled you to fill out this survey(If you say, I was bored, fuck off): Read the question "Nearest book to you" and saw the commie book there, thought that was kind of funny.
Interesting thread idea... Age of first kiss: Dunno, probably 13/14 Age of first orgasm: 14 Age when first blowjob given: n/a Age when first blowjob received: 17 Age when virginity lost: 17 First kind of drink you ever had: Some fruity, chick malt liquor Age when first drunk: 16 Age when smoked first cigarette: 17 Age when smoked first weed: 17 Age of first broken bone: 17 Age of first cavity: Dunno Age of first use of any drug aside from weed, and which one: Other than Weed and Hash? 20 First song you ever downloaded: Don't remember Are you here to fuck Chater? No. Farthest distance traveled for recreation? Spain, Thailand next year, Prague after that. Which of the four seasons do you most anticipate?: Spring First movie you shed a tear watching: Don't remember. Do you own a gun? No, don't believe in their use. Current relationship status? Depends on my mood. Mac or PC? PC Have you ever been arrested? No. Dumbest thing you've ever done? Aside from embarrassing puberty-teenage actions that are deeply repressed, I'd say doing Ketamine with a bunch of strangers, while absolutely drunk (with Vodka-Redbulls no less) was terribly stupid. Most attractive (famous) member of the opposite sex: I see perfection in Angelina Jolie. What do you think you are on the Kinsey Scale? 1, I guess. Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings? Harry Potter by default. Biggest guilty pleasure? Internet porn. Favorite band of all-time? Rolling Stones The sun or the moon? Fuck this stupid question. The Sun. Rich with money or rich with experience? Experience. Non-standard recurring dreams? None yet. Favorite city in the world that you've been to: Montreal, as it's perfectly suited for me. Alt: Barcelona. Ideal vacation spot? Greek Islands in the summer. Achievement you've taken the most pride in (not necessarily greatest)? My various written works that have been published and/or will be soon. Number of deaths? Zero, and as such I'm a terrible person to expect empathy from. Favorite Sport: Playing - Soccer. Watching - Soccer. Following - Hockey. Favorite "Road Trip" Destination: Dunno. Favorite Poison: Salty food. Have you ever had your heart broken? Yeah, but I don't regret a thing. What/who is responsible for inspiring you to pursue your current life goal/career? Various awesome teachers, awesome friends and awesome miscellaneous inspirations. I'm very, very blessed with some fortunate aspects in my life. Favorite Porn Star: Varies, at the moment it's probably Angel Dark. What is your biggest regret in life? Not playing enough high-level sports growing up. Not putting in the effort to fulfill my scholarship requirements for some top-tier engineering schools (but I don't mind, I'd rather be a writer anyway). Most despised sports team: Italian national soccer team, Toronto Maple Leafs, Brazilian national soccer team. What you drink when you wake up: Apple Juice How old are you? Old enough to know better. Favorite movie? The Departed, Dazed and Confused Have you ever been knocked out? Not in an applicable way. How many times have you moved (excluding college moves or same town/local moves)? Five times, lifetime. Top or Bottom? Top. How many jobs have you held? Less than 5, the current one is an awesome "part-time while I do school" gig though. Ever given or received anal? No. If you won the Lottery and never had to work again, what would you do? Repay my father for raising me, set up my "creative career", travel - in that order. Favorite smell? Gas/Oil in a garage. Have you ever seen anyone die/dying? No. I work in a hospital though, so yes. Moment of your life you most wish you could relive? My life's been overall amazing so far, so it's hard to pinpoint specific "happy" moments. First love Do you have a secret crush on another TIB member? Hahahahahahaha- No. Marry/kill/fuck? The TiB member? No/No/Maybe. Do you feel you are successful? I'm blessed, but not successful yet. My definition of successful is pretty exclusive. Shoe size: 10.5-11.5 If you had the money to move anywhere in the world, where would it be?: No where. Alt: Barcelona. Have you ever paid/been paid for sex? No, never. Biggest age difference with a sexual partner? Less than a month. Every single girl I've had sex with was born in the same month as me. Peculiar. Favorite Internet Meme: I've spent an embarrassing amount of time laughing at lolcats but I guess subtle-trolling is the ultimate meme. Favorite TiB avatar (that isn't yours): The one I made for Chater is so pimp. Dogs, cats, or strange animals? Sure, why not. Do you have any kids? No, Ass or Titties? This question is SHIT. I'd rather a nice face and a fit body. Fastest you ever been in a vechicle? 170 km/h What do you drive? Nothing at the moment. Closest book to you at the moment? A Confederacy of Dunces. My favorite novel ever. What is your drink of choice (be specific)? Canadian Club + 7Up How often do you check Facebook? It's my homepage, so often. What's something that you've never done, but really want to do? Perform music live. What's a rumor that was spread about you in high school? Dunno? Nothing remotely interesting or entertaining though. Given the opportunity to donate millions of dollars at no cost to you, what do you donate to? Municipal school system, but the spending must be accountable. For spring break trip, beach/southern atmosphere or ski lodge/winter atmosphere? South. Rock, paper, scissors? Scissors. If you could bring anybody back from the dead to Have as a guest Who would it be? Jesus. Was he an insane douche who claimed he was the son of god, or is he actually god? You can have dinner with three famous people of the same sex, who?: Brad Pitt, Michael Ballack(Soccer), Guy Carbonneau(NHL). Did you like IHTSBIH? Yes, then no, then yes, then no, then I settled on "meh". Whats your theme song?: Just Nineteen - Eagles of Death Metal Favorite Book: A Confederacy of Dunces Favorite candy: Nestle Crunch is the bee's knees. Kit Kat too. Worst Movie I've seen: I've seen too many movies. Most recently: Eyes Wide Shut. Philosopher? The three Greeks. If you could have been present during some point in History, what would you choose to observe? When the fuckoff asteroid killed off the dinosaurs. And/or the height of the Roman Empire, with the 4 good emperors. What would your dream job be, if you had to work? Head writer for a popular TV sitcom. Showrunner of a popular TV sitcom. What's the first thing you would spend your money on if someone handed you $1,000,000 (US currency you Canadians)? Already answered with the lottery question. Favorite TV show of all time? Tie - The Sopranos Momma's boy/girl or Daddy's boy/girl? Daddy's. Who do you most resemble? I honestly don't know Favorite Cartoon Character: Dr. Orpheus - Venture Bros. If both parents were dying and you could only save one, which one would it be? Father. Favorite fighter (any discipline)? Don't give a shit about fighters. If you were paid five million to get a sex change, would you? No. Favourite pizza topping? Good sauce is vital. Bareback blowjob or sex with a condom? If it's porn-star quality, the BJ. Otherwise, condom. If you do one thing to be a better person tomorrow, what would you choose to do? I have a weird tendency to never worry about anything, it sounds cool but when your academic career goes down the drain because you just didn't worry about anything - it burns. Did you get into the college that you wanted or should have? If not, where do you wish you studied harder to attend? No. I had a scholarship for USC that I blew away. And one to Penn State. And one to basically any good engineering program in the US and Canada. At this point however I'm in a good enough school with my best, and lifelong friends and I have time to pursue my real passion. Your most guilty bad habit? Masturbating? What are you irrationally afraid of? Dropping a baby is a good one. Being terrified of roller coasters as they tick-tick-tick up slowly drives me crazy. Burn to death or be Daniel Pearled? (I think I'm going to hell for that one): Daniel Pearled, I guess. Would you (a)give up sex for a year to fulfill your ultimate sexual fantasy, or (b)would you rather have guaranteed plain vanilla sex every day for a year, but know you will never be able to fulfill your ultimate sexual fantasy?: B What compelled you to fill out this survey(If you say, I was bored, fuck off): People shared themselves, and since I'll be reading through this thread, it's only fair that I do too. Do you have any genuine friends of the opposite sex? No, I'm attracted to most of my female friends and it affects my behavior around them accordingly. What motivates people, sex or power? I think it's sex at the end of the day.
Age of first kiss: way too young to remember. The girls liked me more than I liked them, a dynamic I’ve awesomely managed to reverse Age of first orgasm: too young to recall Age when first blowjob given: N/A Age when first blowjob received: 17 Age when virginity lost: 17 First kind of drink you ever had: vodka Age when first drunk: 20 Age when smoked first cigarette: N/A Age when smoked first weed: 20 Age of first broken bone : born with a broken shoulder Age of first cavity: 32 Age of first use of any drug aside from weed, and which one: 20; acid First song you ever downloaded: N/A Are you here to fuck Chater? No, too close to cheater Farthest distance traveled for recreation? Seattle to VegasWhich of the four seasons do you most anticipate? fall First movie you shed a tear watching: Brian’s Song Do you own a gun? no Current relationship status? Single Mac or PC? PC Have you ever been arrested? Nope, but taken downtown for assault Dumbest thing you've ever done? Drinking (though it took me out of my shell) Most attractive (famous) member of the opposite sex: not a starfucker What do you think you are on the Kinsey Scale? 0 Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings? N/A Biggest guilty pleasure? Reality TV Favorite band of all-time? Beattles The sun or the moon? The moon. Who the fuck wrote this question? Rich with money or rich with experience? Experience. Non-standard recurring dreams? Dreams wherein I watch or read something without me in it. Favorite city in the world that you've been to: Seattle Ideal vacation spot? Western US coast Achievement you've taken the most pride in (not necessarily greatest)? Moved to new city alone without any contacts Number of deaths? 3 Favorite Sport: N/Al Favorite "Road Trip" Destination: anywhere Favorite Poison: beer Have you ever had your heart broken? Once What/who is responsible for inspiring you to pursue your current life goal/career? Me Favorite Porn Star: YOUPORN doesn’t list names What is your biggest regret in life? Not being able to wrap my head around the situation in my youth. Most despised sports team: N/A What you drink when you wake up: water How old are you? 36 Favorite movie? JAWS Have you ever been knocked out? Been bear-hugged into infinity How many times have you moved (excluding college moves or same town/local moves)? 3 Top or Bottom? Top How many jobs have you held? 20+ Ever given or received anal? Yes, given (straight). If you won the Lottery and never had to work again, what would you do? Be smartest to wait a year before making changes, but that would require large cajones. Favorite smell? Fresh-baked bread or the ocean Have you ever seen anyone die/dying? yes Moment of your life you most wish you could relive? Anytime I encountered the ocean after a long time. Do you have a secret crush on another TIB member? No Marry/kill/fuck? Not a starfucker; this seems entwined with celebrity Do you feel you are successful? At times Shoe size: 10.5 or 10 depending, given my brickfeet If you had the money to move anywhere in the world, where would it be? Have to do more traveling to answer that, but in the meantime I’d hole up near Big Sur whenever not traveling Have you ever paid/been paid for sex? no Biggest age difference with a sexual partner? 6 years Favorite Internet Meme: N/A Favorite TiB avatar (that isn't yours): N/A Dogs, cats, or strange animals? cats Do you have any kids? No Ass or Titties? Neither but have to like one Fastest you ever been in a vechicle? 140mph What do you drive? A superdependable older volvo Closest book to you at the moment? Wonder Boys by Michael Chabon What is your drink of choice (be specific)? beer How often do you check Facebook? 5x a day What's something that you've never done, but really want to do? Surf or write a book What's a rumor that was spread about you in high school? N/A Given the opportunity to donate millions of dollars at no cost to you, what do you donate to? Something with animals For spring break trip, beach/southern atmosphere or ski lodge/winter atmosphere? Beach Rock, paper, scissors? Sneaky paper If you could bring anybody back from the dead to Have as a guest Who would it be? JFC You can have dinner with three famous people of the same sex, who?: James Joyce, Wm Burroughs & Melville Did you like IHTSBIH? Never meant to see it Whats your theme song?: already gone Favorite Book: Ulysses Favorite candy: Reese’s Worst Movie I've seen: wayyyy too many here Philosopher? N/A If you could have been present during some point in History, what would you choose to observe? none What would your dream job be, if you had to work? Surfer or writer What's the first thing you would spend your money on if someone handed you $1,000,000 (US currency you Canadians)? Take care of mom Favorite TV show of all time? Kolchak: Night Stalker Momma's boy/girl or Daddy's boy/girl? Momma's Who do you most resemble? Jeff Bridges/Matthew Modine Favorite Cartoon Character: N/A If both parents were dying and you could only save one, which one would it be? mom Favorite fighter (any discipline)? Early 20s Tyson If you were paid five million to get a sex change, would you? Nope Favourite pizza topping? Tomato, mushrooms, extra sauce or garlic depending Bareback blowjob or sex with a condom? BBBJ If you do one thing to be a better person tomorrow, what would you choose to do? Be sure of my trajectory over the next few years’ time Did you get into the college that you wanted or should have? If not, where do you wish you studied harder to attend? N/A And then mine: Your most guilty bad habit? drinking What are you irrationally afraid of? Heights And mine: You’ve been living in the same apt a year; would you rather know or not know said neighbor has been watching/filming you bathe for quite some time? If you don’t believe in god, at what age did you know this?
Age of first kiss: 71 Age of first orgasm: 13 Age when first blowjob given: N/A Age when first blowjob received: 46 Age when virginity lost: 15 First kind of drink you ever had: Coors Beer Age when first drunk: 17 1/2 Age when smoked first cigarette: 14 Age when smoked first weed: N/A Age of first broken bone: 8 months Age of first cavity: 35 Age of first use of any drug aside from weed, and which one: N/A First song you ever downloaded: Don't remember Are you here to fuck Chater? No Farthest distance traveled for recreation? How far away is the Moon? Which of the four seasons do you most anticipate?: The One in New York First movie you shed a tear watching: Holy Grail Do you own a gun? Yes Current relationship status? AC Mac or PC? PC Have you ever been arrested? Yes Dumbest thing you've ever done? Answered these questions Most attractive (famous) member of the opposite sex: Scarlett Johansson What do you think you are on the Kinsey Scale? 0 Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings? LotR Biggest guilty pleasure? TiB Favorite band of all-time? Rush The sun or the moon? Sun Rich with money or rich with experience? Equal parts both Non-standard recurring dreams? N/A Favorite city in the world that you've been to: Fez Ideal vacation spot? Geosynchronous orbit Achievement you've taken the most pride in (not necessarily greatest)? Too long to explain Number of deaths? +10 Fav. Sport: Curling Favorite "Road Trip" Destination: Tampa Bay Area Favorite Poison: Temic Have you ever had your heart broken? Yes What/who is responsible for inspiring you to pursue your current life goal/career? Me Fav. Porn Star: IDK What is your biggest regret in life? Answering these questions Most despised sports team: Washington Generals What you drink when you wake up: Napalm How old are you? 73 Favorite movie? Hudson Hawk Have you ever been knocked out? Once by LL Cool J How many times have you moved (excluding college moves or same town/local moves)? 2,934 Top or Bottom? Yes How many jobs have you held? All of them Ever given or received anal? No If you won the Lottery and never had to work again, what would you do? Play the Lottery Favorite smell? Grilling dryer lint Have you ever seen anyone die/dying? Yes Moment of your life you most wish you could relive? 5 Minutes ago Do you have a secret crush on another TIB member? yes Marry/kill/fuck? Not that you can prove Do you feel you are successful? Yes Shoe size: 10.7 If you had the money to move anywhere in the world, where would it be?: Buckingham Palace Have you ever paid/been paid for sex? No Biggest age difference with a sexual partner? 42 Years Favorite Internet Meme: Imma let you finish, but . . . Favorite TiB avatar (that isn't yours): Ton80 Dogs, cats, or strange animals? Dogs Do you have any kids? Not sure Ass or Titties? Titties Fastest you ever been in a vechicle? 135 mph What do you drive? Truck Closest book to you at the moment? Rule Book What is your drink of choice (be specific)? Water How often do you check Facebook? N/A What's something that you've never done, but really want to do? Rob a bank What's a rumor that was spread about you in high school? No idea Given the opportunity to donate millions of dollars at no cost to you, what do you donate to? My account For spring break trip, beach/southern atmosphere or ski lodge/winter atmosphere? Ski Lodge Rock, paper scissors? wtf If you could bring anybody back from the dead to Have as a guest Who would it be??? tl;dr You can have dinner with three famous people of the same sex, who?:Larry Holmes, Stepen Hawking and that dude that said "Amber Lamps" Did you like IHTSBIH?No, but I liked IFOTSFS Whats your theme song?:Dunh, duhn, dah, dah grknnh Favorite Book:Eleven Favorite candy:Cotton Worst Movie I've seen:English Patient Philosopher?Dr. Frylock If you could have been present during some point in History, what would you choose to observe?5 Minutes ago What would your dream job be, if you had to work?Running TiB What's the first thing you would spend your money on if someone handed you $1,000,000?Running Shoes Favorite TV show of all time?The Queen's Messenger Momma's boy/girl or Daddy's boy/girl?Raised by wolves Who do you most resemble?A picture of me Favorite Cartoon Character:Strong Bad If both parents were dying and you could only save one, which one would it be?Mine Favorite fighter (any discipline)?Dave Grohl If you were paid five million to get a sex change, would you?Fuck no Favourite pizza topping?meat Bareback blowjob or sex with a condom?How much? Middle Name? Are you named after anyone? Danger Favourite colour? clear If you do one thing to be a better person tomorrow, what would you choose to do?Delete this thread Did you get into the college that you wanted or should have? If not, where do you wish you studied harder to attend?N/A Your most guilty bad habit?The letter R What are you irrationally afraid of?Surveys You’ve been living in the same apt a year; would you rather know or not know said neighbor has been watching/filming you bathe for quite some time?How many fucking questions do you get? Who's editing this shit? Some questions got left out. If you don’t believe in god, at what age did you know this?Screw this What is your first and last name? What is your social security number?
Age of first kiss: 17. Seriously. Age of first orgasm: 17. No idea why I was so late to that particular party, though I've been endeavoring to make it up since. Age when first blowjob given: N/A Age when first blowjob received: 19 Age when virginity lost: 19 First kind of drink you ever had: cognac and ginger ale Age when first drunk: 17 Age when smoked first cigarette: 15 Age when smoked first weed: 16 Age of first broken bone : 11. Coincidentally, the last year that my middle school did a human pyramid building competition as a fundraiser. Age of first cavity: None yet. Age of first use of any drug aside from weed, and which one: 20, Shrooms First song you ever downloaded: I have no idea. Are you here to fuck Chater? Nope Farthest distance traveled for recreation? DC to Maui, or SF to Tokyo. Which of the four seasons do you most anticipate? Spring First movie you shed a tear watching: I think it was Mr. Holland's Opus. Do you own a gun? No Current relationship status? Married Mac or PC? PC Have you ever been arrested? Nope. Dumbest thing you've ever done? Decided to stay in a relationship that was clearly failing in college. Most attractive (famous) member of the opposite sex: Evangeline Lilly What do you think you are on the Kinsey Scale? 0 Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings? LOTR Biggest guilty pleasure? Chinese delivery Favorite band of all-time? Dave Matthews Band The sun or the moon? What? Rich with money or rich with experience? Straight Cash Homey Non-standard recurring dreams? Just the standard one about having a test for a class I never went to. Favorite city in the world that you've been to: Either Washington DC or Copenhagen. Ideal vacation spot? Hawaii Achievement you've taken the most pride in (not necessarily greatest)? Ran my first marathon. Number of deaths? 2 Favorite Sport: To watch, football. To play, golf. Favorite "Road Trip" Destination: Vegas Favorite Poison: Scotch Have you ever had your heart broken? Yup What/who is responsible for inspiring you to pursue your current life goal/career? Grandmother Favorite Porn Star: Raven Riley, but I usually go for amateur stuff What is your biggest regret in life? Not gaining confidence in myself till my 20s. Most despised sports team: Yankees What you drink when you wake up: water or coffee How old are you? 30 Favorite movie? Usual Suspects Have you ever been knocked out? Don't know...I did get a concussion when I was about 8 by sledding headfirst into a tree in a tobogan. How many times have you moved (excluding college moves or same town/local moves)? 4 Top or Bottom? Bottom How many jobs have you held? Both part time and full time, 7, but only two since college Ever given or received anal? Yes, given. If you won the Lottery and never had to work again, what would you do? Go back to school. Favorite smell? roasting garlic Have you ever seen anyone die/dying? No Moment of your life you most wish you could relive? Summer between Junior and Senior years of college Do you have a secret crush on another TIB member? Not really. Marry/kill/fuck? No idea. Do you feel you are successful? Shoe size: 8.5 If you had the money to move anywhere in the world, where would it be? Napa Valley Have you ever paid/been paid for sex? No Biggest age difference with a sexual partner? She was 7 years older. That was fun. Favorite Internet Meme: No idea Favorite TiB avatar (that isn't yours): I can't think of who's it is...dark haired girl with long hair who's really hot. Dogs, cats, or strange animals? I like dogs and cats, but have had a dog for the last 5 years. Do you have any kids? Not yet Ass or Titties? TITTIES!!!! Fastest you ever been in a vechicle? 110-ish What do you drive? Public transportation, but I just bought a Mazda CX7 Closest book to you at the moment? Guided Tour of an Aircraft Carrier by Tom Clancy (Just TRY and outnerd me...I dare you.) What is your drink of choice (be specific)? A very dry Hangar 1 Martini, up with a twist. (I know I said Scotch before, depends on my mood) How often do you check Facebook? 2x a day What's something that you've never done, but really want to do? What's a rumor that was spread about you in high school? I honestly can't remember any. Given the opportunity to donate millions of dollars at no cost to you, what do you donate to? Children's National Medical Center For spring break trip, beach/southern atmosphere or ski lodge/winter atmosphere? Skiing Rock, paper, scissors? Sigsauer If you could bring anybody back from the dead to Have as a guest Who would it be? Harry Truman You can have dinner with three famous people of the same sex, who?: Jon Stewart, Tom Colicchio, my grandfather Did you like IHTSBIH? Haven't seen it Whats your theme song?: Two Step Favorite Book: To Kill a Mockingbird Favorite candy: Reese's Dark Worst Movie I've seen: Wow, tough choice. Deep Impact was pretty bad. Philosopher? Me. If you could have been present during some point in History, what would you choose to observe? Decision to drop the A-bombs on Japan. What would your dream job be, if you had to work? What's the first thing you would spend your money on if someone handed you $1,000,000 (US currency you Canadians)? Pay off debt. Then a BMW M5. Favorite TV show of all time? The West Wing Momma's boy/girl or Daddy's boy/girl? Dad Who do you most resemble? No one famous or attractive. Favorite Cartoon Character: Pinky from Pinky and the Brain If both parents were dying and you could only save one, which one would it be? Dad Favorite fighter (any discipline)? BJ Penn If you were paid five million to get a sex change, would you? Favourite pizza topping? Chicken, broccoli, garlic, spinach, and tomatoes Bareback blowjob or sex with a condom? BBBJ If you do one thing to be a better person tomorrow, what would you choose to do? Take better care of my body Did you get into the college that you wanted or should have? If not, where do you wish you studied harder to attend? While I wouldn't change anything about my college experience, I would have loved to have gone to Dartmouth. Your most guilty bad habit? Smoking What are you irrationally afraid of? Getting beaten to death You’ve been living in the same apt a year; would you rather know or not know said neighbor has been watching/filming you bathe for quite some time? Nope If you don’t believe in god, at what age did you know this? Still don't know the answer to this one. And mine: Favorite sound? Ferrari at full acceleration, at about 7500 RPMs. Favorite food: Dry aged ribeye
Age of first kiss: 13 Age of first orgasm: 12 or 13? Age when first blowjob given: 14 Age when first blowjob received: n/a Age when virginity lost: 16 First kind of drink you ever had: champagne Age when first drunk: 13 Age when smoked first cigarette: 15 Age when smoked first weed: 14 Age of first broken bone : 4 Age of first cavity: has yet to happen Age of first use of any drug aside from weed, and which one: 14, salvia First song you ever downloaded: Crazy - KC and JoJo Are you here to fuck Chater? No thanks Farthest distance traveled for recreation? Michigan to Italy Which of the four seasons do you most anticipate? Spring First movie you shed a tear watching: Bambi? Fern Gully? Lion King? I don't really know Do you own a gun? No Current relationship status? Long distance Mac or PC? Mac Have you ever been arrested? Nope Dumbest thing you've ever done? I don't know about ever, but my face got in an altercation with some monkey bars a few weeks ago. That was pretty retarded. Most attractive (famous) member of the opposite sex: Colin Firth in the BBC Pride and Prejudice mini-series What do you think you are on the Kinsey Scale? 1.5 Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings? Harry Potter Biggest guilty pleasure? Cigarettes Favorite band of all-time? Tom Waits The sun or the moon? Both. I'll sleep when I'm dead. Rich with money or rich with experience? experience Non-standard recurring dreams? I dream about oversleeping allllll the time Favorite city in the world that you've been to: New Orleans or Copenhagen Ideal vacation spot? Boat in the Mediterranean. Turkey? Greece? Wherever. Achievement you've taken the most pride in (not necessarily greatest)? Got into every college I applied to Number of deaths? 6 Favorite Sport: To watch, kickball. To play, drunk sledding. Favorite "Road Trip" Destination: Road trips are never about the destination Favorite Poison: Good red wine Have you ever had your heart broken? Maybe not quite broken, but certainly bruised What/who is responsible for inspiring you to pursue your current life goal/career? I'm treading water right now Favorite Porn Star: Variety is the spice of life What is your biggest regret in life? Not getting to know various family members better before they died. Most despised sports team: n/a What you drink when you wake up: water or coffee How old are you? 21 Favorite movie? Clue Have you ever been knocked out? nope How many times have you moved (excluding college moves or same town/local moves)? 3 Top or Bottom? Top How many jobs have you held? 6 Ever given or received anal? Never If you won the Lottery and never had to work again, what would you do? Travel Favorite smell? Clean laundry Have you ever seen anyone die/dying? Yes Moment of your life you most wish you could relive? Last month. It was awesome. Do you have a secret crush on another TIB member? Not really. Marry/kill/fuck? no one/no one/no one Do you feel you are successful? Not terribly Shoe size: 7.5 If you had the money to move anywhere in the world, where would it be? New Orleans, maybe Have you ever paid/been paid for sex? No Biggest age difference with a sexual partner? 9 years, I was 18, he was 27 Favorite Internet Meme: don't have one Favorite TiB avatar (that isn't yours): HotWheelz Dogs, cats, or strange animals? I always thought I was a cat person until I lived with two dogs. Now I'm conflicted. Do you have any kids? Hell no. I'm still a kid. Ass or Titties? Both, but I think I like my ass better than my titties. Fastest you ever been in a vechicle? 130 maybe? I was shrieking at the driver to slow down. What do you drive? 2000 Toyota Echo (Go Kart) Closest book to you at the moment? Our Dumb World (The Onion Atlas) What is your drink of choice (be specific)? Mojitos. The delicious kind. How often do you check Facebook? When I'm bored and in front of a computer What's something that you've never done, but really want to do? Travel around South America What's a rumor that was spread about you in high school? I think all the rumors about me in high school were true... Given the opportunity to donate millions of dollars at no cost to you, what do you donate to? Breast Cancer Research Foundation For spring break trip, beach/southern atmosphere or ski lodge/winter atmosphere? Beach Rock, paper, scissors? Scissors If you could bring anybody back from the dead to Have as a guest Who would it be? Jesus You can have dinner with three famous people of the same sex, who?: Zooey Deschanel (because I have a giant crush on her), Oprah (because she would bring me an awesome present), and Queen Elizabeth (because she's the Queen of England, duh) Did you like IHTSBIH? Tucker lied, it wasn't that amazing. Whats your theme song?: Why Do You Let Me Stay Here? - She and Him Favorite Book: Laughter in the Dark - Nabokov Favorite candy: Dark Chocolate Worst Movie I've seen: Pink Flamingos Philosopher? I'm pretty down with Kant I guess If you could have been present during some point in History, what would you choose to observe? Can I just run around Manhattan for a few years in the 1920s? What would your dream job be, if you had to work? If I knew I might have something more concrete to work towards. What's the first thing you would spend your money on if someone handed you $1,000,000 (US currency you Canadians)? Plane ticket to visit my man Favorite TV show of all time? Freaks and Geeks Momma's boy/girl or Daddy's boy/girl? Momma's Girl Who do you most resemble? I used to get Louise Brooks and Audrey Tautou a lot Favorite Cartoon Character: Daria If both parents were dying and you could only save one, which one would it be? This is the worst question ever Favorite fighter (any discipline)? I don't have one If you were paid five million to get a sex change, would you? Hell no Favourite pizza topping? barbecue chicken pizza with caramelized onions and bacon Bareback blowjob or sex with a condom? Sex w/ condom If you do one thing to be a better person tomorrow, what would you choose to do? Just try to be more positive Did you get into the college that you wanted or should have? If not, where do you wish you studied harder to attend? I got in where I wanted to go, I just didn't get enough money to actually go there. Your most guilty bad habit? Smoking What are you irrationally afraid of? death in general You’ve been living in the same apt a year; would you rather know or not know said neighbor has been watching/filming you bathe for quite some time? I don't wanna know If you don’t believe in god, at what age did you know this? I don't know if I ever did believe in God Favorite sound? Rudyard Kipling's Just So Stories as read by my Uncle Bob Favorite food: Really good baked mac n cheese. You know, the kind with fancy cheese and onions and bacon and bread crumbs on top. And a new one: What's the best concert you've ever been to? Gogol Bordello
Age of first kiss: 12 Age of first orgasm: 14. Age when first blowjob given: N/A Age when first blowjob received: 19 Age when virginity lost: N/A First kind of drink you ever had: Coors Light Age when first drunk: 17 Age when smoked first cigarette: N/A Age when smoked first weed: 18 Age of first broken bone : Never Age of first cavity: None yet. Age of first use of any drug aside from weed, and which one: N/A First song you ever downloaded: Reel Big Fish - Sell Out Are you here to fuck Chater? Maybe? Farthest distance traveled for recreation? Chicago to London. Which of the four seasons do you most anticipate? Spring First movie you shed a tear watching: Don't remember Do you own a gun? No Current relationship status? Fuck buddies with my right hand Mac or PC? PC Have you ever been arrested? Nope. Dumbest thing you've ever done? Go to a school for math and science when I'm terrible at both. Most attractive (famous) member of the opposite sex: Stacey Keibler What do you think you are on the Kinsey Scale? 1.5? The one between "average straight person", and "straight, but kinda faggy sometimes" Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings? LOTR Biggest guilty pleasure? Anime Favorite band of all-time? The Clash The sun or the moon? Moon Rich with money or rich with experience? C.R.E.A.M Non-standard recurring dreams? Things involving giant robots and Tang. Favorite city in the world that you've been to: London. Ideal vacation spot? Bahamas Achievement you've taken the most pride in (not necessarily greatest)? Graduated from high school for geniuses while almost failing all of my classes. Number of deaths? 4 Favorite Sport: To watch, MMA. To play, fencing. Favorite "Road Trip" Destination: Vegas Favorite Poison: Scotch Have you ever had your heart broken? Yup What/who is responsible for inspiring you to pursue your current life goal/career? Mother Favorite Porn Star: Alexis Texas, Sunny somethingorother, Anna Ohura What is your biggest regret in life? Being a self-loathing mess, even as I had a solid social safety net. Most despised sports team: Yankees What you drink when you wake up: water How old are you? 20 Favorite movie? Proper Answer: Pulp Fiction. Nerd Answer: End of Evangelion Have you ever been knocked out? Once, by my friend/nemesis. How many times have you moved (excluding college moves or same town/local moves)? 1 Top or Bottom? Top How many jobs have you held? Zero Ever given or received anal? Nope. If you won the Lottery and never had to work again, what would you do? Stay in school, invest, save, then become an international jetsetter. Favorite smell? Chocolate Chip Cookies Have you ever seen anyone die/dying? My mother Moment of your life you most wish you could relive? Summer between Junior and Senior year of high school Do you have a secret crush on another TIB member? Nope. Marry/kill/fuck? Who are the choices?. Do you feel you are successful? Fuck no Shoe size: 11 If you had the money to move anywhere in the world, where would it be? Tokyo Have you ever paid/been paid for sex? No Biggest age difference with a sexual partner? 1 year. Favorite Internet Meme: Pedobear Favorite TiB avatar (that isn't yours): Never thought about it, but let's go with HotWheelz. Dogs, cats, or strange animals? Allergic. Sister has a puppy that is fucking insane though. Do you have any kids? Not yet Ass or Titties? TITTIES!!!! Fastest you ever been in a vehicle? 90 What do you drive? Public transportation Closest book to you at the moment? Tie: Please Kill Me, The Remains of the Day, Perdido Street Station What is your drink of choice (be specific)? No preference. How often do you check Facebook? 4-10 times a month What's something that you've never done, but really want to do? Fuck. What's a rumor that was spread about you in high school? None, I was the right combination of well liked and invisible. Given the opportunity to donate millions of dollars at no cost to you, what do you donate to? Children's National Medical Center For spring break trip, beach/southern atmosphere or ski lodge/winter atmosphere? Beach Rock, paper, scissors? Nuke If you could bring anybody back from the dead to Have as a guest Who would it be? Oscar Wilde You can have dinner with three famous people of the same sex, who?: Quentin Tarrantino, Frederico Fellini, Hideaki Anno Did you like IHTSBIH? Haven't seen it Whats your theme song?: Online - Gnarls Barkley Favorite Book: Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs Favorite candy: Chocolate with caramel Worst Movie I've seen: The Spirit. Philosopher? Does Campbell count? If not, Kierkgaard. If you could have been present during some point in History, what would you choose to observe? Decision to drop the A-bombs on Japan. What would your dream job be, if you had to work? Graphic Designer What's the first thing you would spend your money on if someone handed you $1,000,000 (US currency you Canadians)? Pay for college. Then, a turntable system Favorite TV show of all time? Proper Answer: Futurama. Nerd(ier) Answer: Tie between FLCL or Eva again. Momma's boy/girl or Daddy's boy/girl? Mom Who do you most resemble? A shorter, dumpier Bob Sapp with sideburns. Favorite Cartoon Character: Bender or Jan Valentine from Hellsing If both parents were dying and you could only save one, which one would it be? Dad, mom's already dead Favorite fighter (any discipline)? Do staged disciplines count? If so, Bryan Danielson. If not, no idea. If you were paid five million to get a sex change, would you? Sure, what the fuck. My dignity and sexual identity are worth $5 mil Favourite pizza topping? Mushrooms, sausage, Italian Beef Bareback blowjob or sex with a condom? BBBJ If you do one thing to be a better person tomorrow, what would you choose to do? Take better care of my body Did you get into the college that you wanted or should have? If not, where do you wish you studied harder to attend? I'm in the college I wanted to be in, but something easier with my old friends would be nice. Maybe go to U of I instead of CMU. Your most guilty bad habit? Does fapping count? What are you irrationally afraid of? Never being able to make meaningful connections with people You’ve been living in the same apt a year; would you rather know or not know said neighbor has been watching/filming you bathe for quite some time? Not know If you don’t believe in god, at what age did you know this? I believe in a higher power of some sort. Favorite sound? Standard Punk Drum Fill #3. Favorite food: Grilled eel over rice And two to the pot: First CD you ever bought: Nevermind - Nirvana You are granted one superpower. What is it?: The ability to transmute something into something else.