TiBographics

Age of first kiss: 7
Age of first orgasm: 14
Age when first blowjob given: huh?
Age when first blowjob received: 16
Age when virginity lost: 15
First kind of drink you ever had: Labatt Genuine Draft
Age when first drunk: 15
Age when smoked first cigarette: 21
Age when smoked first weed: 21
Age of first broken bone: 27
Age of first cavity: 23 or 24
Age of first use of any drug aside from weed, and which one: 22, Shrooms
First song you ever downloaded: fucked if I know
Are you here to fuck Chater? Do I look THAT gay to you?
Farthest distance traveled for recreation? Over the Atlantic
Which of the four seasons do you most anticipate?: Summer
First movie you shed a tear watching: Last Temptation of Christ
Do you own a gun? No
Current relationship status? Hithced
Mac or PC? PC
Have you ever been arrested? YEs
Dumbest thing you've ever done? Getting Arrested
Most attractive (famous) member of the opposite sex: Early 1970's Era Ann Wilson
What do you think you are on the Kinsey Scale? Whatever's really really awesome
Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings? LOTR
Biggest guilty pleasure? Ecstasy
Favorite band of all-time? Elvis PResley/Nine INch Nails
The sun or the moon? Sun
Rich with money or rich with experience? Rich with both
Non-standard recurring dreams? I NEVER remember dreams
Favorite city in the world that you've been to: Amsterdam. And It's fucking STAYING that way, I have no doubt.
Fav. Sport: Hockey
Favourite "Road Trip" Destination: Niagara Falls
Favourite Poison: Jack Daniels
Have You ever had your heart broken?- By the Buffalo Sabres
Fav. POrn Star- Jezebelle Bond

 

Age of first kiss: None
Age of first orgasm: 14
Age when first blowjob given: n/a
Age when first blowjob received: none
Age when virginity lost: none
First kind of drink you ever had: Jack Daniels 80 proof
Age when first drunk: 18
Age when smoked first cigarette: 18
Age when smoked first weed: 18
Age of first broken bone: 12
Age of first cavity: none
Age of first use of any drug aside from weed, and which one: 19, Hawaiian woodrose
First song you ever downloaded: Rage Against the Machine discography
Are you here to fuck Chater? But of course
Farthest distance traveled for recreation? India
Which of the four seasons do you most anticipate?: Spring
First movie you shed a tear watching: Gandhi? not sure
Do you own a gun? No
Current relationship status? Single
Mac or PC? Mac
Have you ever been arrested? No
Dumbest thing you've ever done? I can't think of one, to be honest. I try not to do too many dumb things.
Most attractive (famous) member of the opposite sex: Elizabeth Taylor, 1958
What do you think you are on the Kinsey Scale? 1
Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings? LOTR
Biggest guilty pleasure? Peeing in the shower
Favorite band of all-time? The Rat Pack / The Beatles
The sun or the moon? The moon
Rich with money or rich with experience? Rich with experience
Non-standard recurring dreams? Repeated false awakenings, like 9-10 in one dream.
Favorite city in the world that you've been to: I like DC a lot, though I haven't been to enough to say.
Fav. Sport: Football
Favourite "Road Trip" Destination: Niagara Falls
Favourite Poison: Strychnine sounds pretty badass
Have You ever had your heart broken? I'm a Red Sox fan
Fav. POrn Star- I don't watch enough porn to have one

New one - what is your biggest regret in life?

 

Age of first kiss: 16
Age of first orgasm: 14
Age when first blowjob given: Never
Age when first blowjob received: 19
Age when virginity lost: 19
First kind of drink you ever had: Courvorsier.
Age when first drunk: 18
Age when smoked first cigarette: Never
Age when smoked first weed: 19
Age of first broken bone: Never
Age of first cavity: Never
Age of first use of any drug aside from weed, and which one: Never
First song you ever downloaded: The Real Slim Shady
Are you here to fuck Chater? For sure.
Farthest distance traveled for recreation? Google maps says 999 miles. Toronto to Chicago, stopping in Buffalo
Which of the four seasons do you most anticipate?: Spring
First movie you shed a tear watching: Fern Gully.
Do you own a gun? Yes
Current relationship status? In a relationship
Mac or PC? Both.
Have you ever been arrested? No
Dumbest thing you've ever done? That girl who claimed to only be banging one other guy.
Most attractive (famous) member of the opposite sex: Zoey Deschanel
What do you think you are on the Kinsey Scale? 1
Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings? Harry Potter
Biggest guilty pleasure? Listening to 90s pop songs.
Favorite band of all-time? Radiohead or Dir en grey
The sun or the moon? The moon
Rich with money or rich with experience? Rich with money.
Non-standard recurring dreams? Any dream I have is non-standard. I remember maybe one or two dreams a year
Favorite city in the world that you've been to: Chicago and Vancouver are both great, though I love Toronto way too much
Fav. Sport: Hockey
Favourite "Road Trip" Destination: Ottawa
Favourite Poison: Cyanide.
Have You ever had your heart broken? Yes.
Fav. POrn Star- Tia Tanaka
what is your biggest regret in life? Waiting twenty years to grow a pair


New question: Most despised sports team: Boston Bruins

 

Age of first kiss: 13
Age of first orgasm: 12
Age when first blowjob given: Never
Age when first blowjob received: 13
Age when virginity lost: 14
First kind of drink you ever had: Jack Daniels
Age when first drunk: 14
Age when smoked first cigarette: 14
Age when smoked first weed: 22
Age of first broken bone: 11
Age of first cavity: 12
Age of first use of any drug aside from weed, and which one: 22, coke
First song you ever downloaded: Fuel-Metallica
Are you here to fuck Chater? I'm playing hard to get...
Farthest distance traveled for recreation? Drove Cincinnati to Beverly Hills.
Which of the four seasons do you most anticipate?: Fall
First movie you shed a tear watching: Old Yeller
Do you own a gun? not yet
Current relationship status? Soap Opera
Mac or PC? Both.
Have you ever been arrested? No
Dumbest thing you've ever done? Stayed with slut GF during first year of college
Most attractive (famous) member of the opposite sex: Lzzy Hale
What do you think you are on the Kinsey Scale? I'm not going to google it.
Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings? Harry Potter
Biggest guilty pleasure? Slightly rearranging other guys bedrooms
Favorite band of all-time? Metallica
The sun or the moon? The sun
Rich with money or rich with experience? Rich with money.
Non-standard recurring dreams? I barely remember any dreams
Favorite city in the world that you've been to: Chicago
Fav. Sport: Baseball
Favourite "Road Trip" Destination: Gatlinburg, TN
Favourite Poison: A (soon to be found out) insane and attractive woman
Have You ever had your heart broken? Yes.
Fav. POrn Star- Cody Lane or Fae Reagan
what is your biggest regret in life? Fucking up College
Most despised sports team: Notre Dame and Ohio State

New Question:
What you drink when you wake up: 5 cups of coffee

 

Age of first kiss: 15
Age of first orgasm: 15
Age when first blowjob given: Never
Age when first blowjob received: 15
Age when virginity lost: 15
First kind of drink you ever had: Straight Windsor
Age when first drunk: 14
Age when smoked first cigarette: 14
Age when smoked first weed: 15
Age of first broken bone: Never.
Age of first cavity: 7?
Age of first use of any drug aside from weed, and which one: 18, meth (yuck).
First song you ever downloaded: Don't remember.
Are you here to fuck Chater? Depends on how much he pays me.
Farthest distance traveled for recreation? Rode Motorcycle from Fargo to Phoenix.
Which of the four seasons do you most anticipate?: Summer.
First movie you shed a tear watching: Where the red fern grows.
Do you own a gun? Yes.
Current relationship status? Somewhat serious relationship.
Mac or PC? PC.
Have you ever been arrested? Yes.
Dumbest thing you've ever done? My first two girlfriends.
Most attractive (famous) member of the opposite sex: Megan Fox if she keeps her mouth shut.
What do you think you are on the Kinsey Scale? 0
Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings? Lord of the Rings.
Biggest guilty pleasure? Bluegrass music.
Favorite band of all-time? Soundgarden
The sun or the moon? The sun
Rich with money or rich with experience? Rich with money.
Non-standard recurring dreams? Nope.
Favorite city in the world that you've been to: Baghdad
Fav. Sport: MotoGP
Favourite "Road Trip" Destination: The Lumberyard-Des Moines, IA
Favourite Poison: Don Julio Tequila
Have You ever had your heart broken? Yes.
Fav. POrn Star- Amia Miley
what is your biggest regret in life? Not traveling more in my early 20's.
Most despised sports team: All of them.
What you drink when you wake up: Java Monster Energy

New Question:
How old are you? 29.

 

Age of first kiss: 15
Age of first orgasm: 12
Age when first blowjob given: Never
Age when first blowjob received: 17
Age when virginity lost: 17
First kind of drink you ever had: Beer (Fourex).
Age when first drunk: Never.
Age when smoked first cigarette: Never.
Age when smoked first weed: Never.
Age of first broken bone: Never.
Age of first cavity: 6(?)
Age of first use of any drug aside from weed, and which one: Never.
First song you ever downloaded: Killing Joke - Seeing Red.
Are you here to fuck Chater? What, like proper fucked?
Farthest distance traveled for recreation? Australia to Chicago.
Which of the four seasons do you most anticipate?: Autumn (Fall, for you northern heathens).
First movie you shed a tear watching: Watership Down.
Do you own a gun? Yes, several.
Current relationship status? Single fuckup.
Mac or PC? PC.
Have you ever been arrested? No.
Dumbest thing you've ever done? Wakeup every morning. Immediately followed by failing to wear a condom for a certain particular moment.
Most attractive (famous) member of the opposite sex: I have a sick obsession for Katy Perry at the moment, somewhat abated by realising Russell Brand has been there.
What do you think you are on the Kinsey Scale? 1
Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings? Lord of the Rings.
Biggest guilty pleasure? Slacking off.
Favorite band of all-time? Tool.
The sun or the moon? Moon.
Rich with money or rich with experience? Rich with money.
Non-standard recurring dreams? At the moment it's one at the beginning of the night just as I fall asleep that something invisible has crawled up on the bed and is trying to smother me.
Favorite city in the world that you've been to: Vegas.
Fav. Sport: UFC.
Favourite "Road Trip" Destination: Scotts Head, NSW.
Favourite Poison: Women.
Have You ever had your heart broken? Yes.
Fav. Porn Star- Jewel D'Nyle.
what is your biggest regret in life? Not trusting my gut instinct about an ex that burned up several years of my life in a lie.
Most despised sports team: Pakistani cricket team.
What you drink when you wake up: Water.
How old are you? 35.

New questions:

Favorite movie? Bladerunner.
Have you ever been knocked out? Yes, when I rammed my skull through a windshied at age 13.

 

Age of first kiss: 18
Age of first orgasm: 17
Age when first blowjob given: Never
Age when first blowjob received: 18
Age when virginity lost: 18
First kind of drink you ever had: Vodka in genger ale
Age when first drunk: 2, first time on purpose was 18
Age when smoked first cigarette: 18
Age when smoked first weed: 18
Age of first broken bone: 6
Age of first cavity: 12
Age of first use of any drug aside from weed, and which one: 20, shrooms.
First song you ever downloaded: Don't remember.
Are you here to fuck Chater? No, I don't hook up with Canadians
Farthest distance traveled for recreation? New Jersey to Australia
Which of the four seasons do you most anticipate?: Fall.
First movie you shed a tear watching: Old Yeller.
Do you own a gun? No.
Current relationship status? Very serious relationship.
Mac or PC? PC.
Have you ever been arrested? Yes
Dumbest thing you've ever done? Purposely got stung by a jellyfish.
Most attractive (famous) member of the opposite sex: Ashley Judd.
What do you think you are on the Kinsey Scale? What?
Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings? Lord of the Rings.
Biggest guilty pleasure? Jersey Shore.
Favorite band of all-time? Tool
The sun or the moon? c'mon, really?
Rich with money or rich with experience? Rich with money.
Non-standard recurring dreams? Spiders?
Favorite city in the world that you've been to: Memphis
Fav. Sport: MMA
Favourite "Road Trip" Destination: Cambridge Ohio for Ragnarock
Favourite Poison: Good Scotch
Have You ever had your heart broken? Yes.
Fav. POrn Star- Not sure
what is your biggest regret in life? Doing just enough to get by in school.
Most despised sports team: Yankees.
What you drink when you wake up: Water and whole milk
How old are you? Just turned 27
Favorite movie? Commando.
Have you ever been knocked out? No.

New Question:
How many times have you moved (excluding college moves or same town/local moves)? 7

 

Age of first kiss: 16
Age of first orgasm: 13
Age when first blowjob given: Sixte.. Aww you almost had me!
Age when first blowjob received: 16
Age when virginity lost: 16
First kind of drink you ever had: Beer
Age when first drunk: 19
Age when smoked first cigarette: 19
Age when smoked first weed: 18
Age of first broken bone: 16. It was a big year.
Age of first cavity: 9
Age of first use of any drug aside from weed, and which one: 26, cocaine.
First song you ever downloaded: Metallica's Devil's Dance Live in 1996.
Are you here to fuck Chater? Only if he puts up a date application.
Farthest distance traveled for recreation? Florida to Ohio. Corn.
Which of the four seasons do you most anticipate?: Winter I have the opposite of S.A.D.
First movie you shed a tear watching: Land Before Time.
Do you own a gun? Pea shooter count?
Current relationship status? Irrevocably broken. Err, single.
Mac or PC? PC
Have you ever been arrested? Niet.
Dumbest thing you've ever done? Drive drunk across the entire state of Florida at 3am, almost running over a gator.
Most attractive (famous) member of the opposite sex: Sharon Stone Basic Instinct era.
What do you think you are on the Kinsey Scale? 2. Not squeamish.
Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings? Emma Watson and Orlando Bloom are both hot as fuck chicks. Can't decide.
Biggest guilty pleasure? Snuff films
Favorite band of all-time? A-Ha
The sun or the moon? Moon. Double entendre implied.
Rich with money or rich with experience? Money. I can buy Thai hooker experience.
Non-standard recurring dreams? I'm covered in waffle batter on a sinking paddle boat while John Goodman tosses my salad. See Kinsey Scale.
Favorite city in the world that you've been to: New Orleans.
Fav. Sport: Competitive Eating.
Favourite "Road Trip" Destination: Savannah, Ga.
Favourite Poison: Arsenic has no odor to most, it's perfect. Oh you mean booze... err Hendricks. Yes.
Have You ever had your heart broken? Twice.
Fav. POrn Star- Miley Cyrus. Give her time. Nurture it.
what is your biggest regret in life? Not discovering the rimjob sooner.
Most despised sports team: All of them.
What you drink when you wake up: A rejuvenation tonic of virgin's blood and Diet Slice.
How old are you? 29
Favorite movie? Manos, The Hands of Fate
Have you ever been knocked out? No
How many times have you moved (excluding college moves or same town/local moves)? 1

New Question:
Top or Bottom? Top. One day... in between. Hey-oh!

 

Age of first kiss: 16
Age of first orgasm: 14
Age when first blowjob given: never
Age when first blowjob received: 18
Age when virginity lost: 18
First kind of drink you ever had: beer
Age when first drunk: 16
Age when smoked first cigarette: 17
Age when smoked first weed: 17
Age of first broken bone: 5
Age of first cavity: 14-ish
Age of first use of any drug aside from weed, and which one: n/a
First song you ever downloaded: Don't remember.
Are you here to fuck Chater? No
Farthest distance traveled for recreation? Galapagos Islands
Which of the four seasons do you most anticipate?: Fall
First movie you shed a tear watching: Fox and the Hound
Do you own a gun? No
Current relationship status? Engaged
Mac or PC? PC
Have you ever been arrested? No
Dumbest thing you've ever done? Set the field on fire accross from my neighborhood (accidentally)
Most attractive (famous) member of the opposite sex: Julie Bowen (I know this is random...I've just always had a thing for her)
What do you think you are on the Kinsey Scale? 0
Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings? Lord of the Rings
Biggest guilty pleasure? Jersey Shore
Favorite band of all-time? Joe Cocker
The sun or the moon? The sun
Rich with money or rich with experience? Rich with money
Non-standard recurring dreams? No
Favorite city in the world that you've been to: Ancient: Machu Picchu. Modern: Barcelona.
Fav. Sport: College Football
Favourite "Road Trip" Destination: NW Michigan (on the Lake)
Favourite Poison: Vodka
Have You ever had your heart broken? No
Fav. Porn Star- Agnostic. I'm an equal opportunity porn lover.
what is your biggest regret in life? Not leaving the country until I turned 24.
Most despised sports team: USC
What you drink when you wake up: Coffee
How old are you? 32
Favorite movie? Goonies
Have you ever been knocked out? Yes
How many times have you moved (excluding college moves or same town/local moves)? 6
Top or Bottom? Top

New Question: How many jobs have you held? Answer: 7

 

Age of first kiss: 14
Age of first orgasm: Self-inflcited (11), by someone else (14)
Age when first blowjob given: N/A
Age when first blowjob received: 14
Age when virginity lost: 15
First kind of drink you ever had: Screwdriver
Age when first drunk: 13
Age when smoked first cigarette: 16
Age when smoked first weed: 16
Age of first broken bone: 13
Age of first cavity: 7
Age of first use of any drug aside from weed, and which one: 18, shrooms.
First song you ever downloaded: No idea
Are you here to fuck Chater? Is he pre or post op?
Farthest distance traveled for recreation? JFK to Rome
Which of the four seasons do you most anticipate?: Winter
First movie you shed a tear watching: The Fox and the Hound (that fucking bear scared the shit out of me and I cried)
Do you own a gun? Yes, multiple
Current relationship status? 2.5 years and going strong
Mac or PC? PC.
Have you ever been arrested? Nope
Dumbest thing you've ever done? Fucked off in freshman year of college, resulting in a large hole to dig out of.
Most attractive (famous) member of the opposite sex: Ashley Judd (hate to copy Frank, but I just watched A Time to Kill and he's absolutely right)
What do you think you are on the Kinsey Scale? Had to look it up, but zero.
Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings? Lord of the Rings.
Biggest guilty pleasure? Cheesecake
Favorite band of all-time? Stevie Ray Vaughan (not a band, but whatever)
The sun or the moon? The sun
Rich with money or rich with experience? Rich with money. You can pay people with experience to teach you.
Non-standard recurring dreams? The room shrinks away and appears as if it's a picture that's spread out on the surface of a small ball. Then it comes back to normal. This cycle will happen multiple times.
Favorite city in the world that you've been to: Florence
Fav. Sport: Football
Favourite "Road Trip" Destination: My favorite road trip was from CT to FL for Langerado.
Favourite Poison: Cyanide. It's got bite.
Have You ever had your heart broken? Yes.
Fav. POrn Star? I don't know their names.
What is your biggest regret in life? Keeping a semi-long distance relationship through 2 years of college.
Most despised sports team: Cowboys
What you drink when you wake up: Nothing, until coffee in the car on the way into work
How old are you? 25
Favorite movie? Forrest Gump
Have you ever been knocked out? No.
How many times have you moved (excluding college moves or same town/local moves)? 3
Top or bottom? Bottom, love those big titties in my face
How many jobs have I held? 6

New Question:
Ever given or received anal? Nope. Never been so bored with the kitten that I had to go for the litter box.

 

Age of first kiss: 15
Age of first orgasm: 13
Age when first blowjob given: Never
Age when first blowjob received: 28
Age when virginity lost: 28
First kind of drink you ever had: Apple Pucker
Age when first drunk: 19
Age when smoked first cigarette: 20
Age when smoked first weed: Never
Age of first broken bone: 28
Age of first cavity: 20
Age of first use of any drug aside from weed, and which one: None
First song you ever downloaded: Too many too remember
Are you here to fuck Chater? Nope
Farthest distance traveled for recreation? Fargo, ND to Pensicola, FL or San Francisco, CA
Which of the four seasons do you most anticipate?: Fall
First movie you shed a tear watching: Old Yeller
Do you own a gun? Yes
Current relationship status? Serious Relationsip
Mac or PC? PC
Have you ever been arrested? No
Dumbest thing you've ever done? Punched a wall and broke my wrist
Most attractive (famous) member of the opposite sex: Currently it's Ashely Greene
What do you think you are on the Kinsey Scale? Had to look this up. I'd say 1.
Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings? Lord of the Rings
Biggest guilty pleasure? Chick Flicks
Favorite band of all-time? Foo Fighters
The sun or the moon? Sun
Rich with money or rich with experience? Rich with experience
Non-standard recurring dreams? Something to do with Zombies
Favorite city in the world that you've been to: New Orleans
Fav. Sport: Football (american)
Favourite "Road Trip" Destination: Kansas City
Favourite Poison: Booze
Have You ever had your heart broken? Not yet
Fav. POrn Star: Don't have one
what is your biggest regret in life? Not going out more in College and high school
Most despised sports team: The Dallas Cowboys
What you drink when you wake up: Water to take my medication
How old are you? 29
Favorite movie? Mallrats
Have you ever been knocked out? No
How many times have you moved (excluding college moves or same town/local moves)? 2
Top or Bottom? Bottom
How many jobs have I held? 5
Ever given or received anal? No

New Question:
If you won the Lottory and never had to work again, what would you do: Work on Motorcycles

 

Age of first kiss: 9
Age of first orgasm: 11
Age when first blowjob given: Never
Age when first blowjob received: 19
Age when virginity lost: 19
First kind of drink you ever had: beer
Age when first drunk: 12
Age when smoked first cigarette: 14
Age when smoked first weed: Never
Age of first broken bone: Never
Age of first cavity: 8
Age of first use of any drug aside from weed, and which one: coke - Never
First song you ever downloaded: Cruel to Be Kind by Nick Lowe
Are you here to fuck Chater? No
Farthest distance traveled for recreation? 2000 miles to Florida
Which of the four seasons do you most anticipate?: Fall
First movie you shed a tear watching: First one I remember was "Big". Don't judge me.
Do you own a gun?: No
Current relationship status?: Married
Mac or PC? PC
Have you ever been arrested? Yes
Dumbest thing you've ever done? Driving drunk
Most attractive (famous) member of the opposite sex: Halle Berry
What do you think you are on the Kinsey Scale? 1
Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings? Lord of the Rings
Biggest guilty pleasure? On-line Bingo
Favorite band of all-time? I like so many that I don't have one - maybe Bruce Hornsby
The sun or the moon? Sun
Rich with money or rich with experience? Experience
Non-standard recurring dreams? Apocolyptic dreams, involving tsunamis, tornados or nuclear war.
Favorite city in the world that you've been to: New York
Ideal vacation spot? Maine
Achievement you've taken the most pride in (not necessarily greatest)? Being a good dad
Number of deaths? 7.
Fav. Sport: Baseball
Favourite "Road Trip" Destination: My favorite road trip was to Toronto
Favourite Poison: Carbon Monoxide
Have You ever had your heart broken? Yes.
Fav. POrn Star? Blondie
What is your biggest regret in life? Treating a really sweet girl poorly
Most despised sports team: Cowboys
What you drink when you wake up: Nothing, until coffee
How old are you? 43
Favorite movie? To many to choose
Have you ever been knocked out? No.
How many times have you moved (excluding college moves or same town/local moves)? 10
Top or bottom? Top
How many jobs have I held? 7
Ever given or received anal? Given once
f you won the Lottery and never had to work again, what would you do: Read/golf/fish/travel

New: Favorite smell? Lemons
Have you ever seen anyone die/dying? Yes
_________________
"I'll have the milk steak, boiled over hard, and a side of your finest jelly beans...raw"

 

Age of first kiss: 14
Age of first orgasm: 13 , 14?
Age when first blowjob given: never
Age when first blowjob received: 18
Age when virginity lost: 17
First kind of drink you ever had: PBR, I think. I was 3
Age when first drunk: 15
Age when smoked first cigarette: never
Age when smoked first weed: 22
Age of first broken bone: 20
Age of first cavity: 19
Age of first use of any drug aside from weed, and which one: never
First song you ever downloaded: never
Are you here to fuck Chater? only if it would impress shegirl
Farthest distance traveled for recreation? 180 miles
Which of the four seasons do you most anticipate?: fall
First movie you shed a tear watching: never cried during a movie
Do you own a gun? no
Current relationship status? single
Mac or PC? PC
Have you ever been arrested? Nope
Dumbest thing you've ever done? bought a Fiero
Most attractive (famous) member of the opposite sex: Shannon Whirry probably isn't famous enough to count, so Jennifer Connely
What do you think you are on the Kinsey Scale? 1
Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings? Lord of the Rings
Biggest guilty pleasure? masturbation
Favorite band of all-time?Metallica
The sun or the moon? the moon
Rich with money or rich with experience? either, I'm not picky
Non-standard recurring dreams? nope
Favorite city in the world that you've been to: New York
Ideal vacation spot?I'm a homebody
Achievement you've taken the most pride in (not necessarily greatest)? being a good friend
Number of deaths? 2
Fav. Sport: Football
Favourite "Road Trip" Destination: Virginia, MN
Favourite Poison: Lienenkugel's Honeywiess
Have You ever had your heart broken? nope
What/who is responsible for inspiring you to pursue your current life goal/career? myself
Fav. Porn Star- probably Tara Patrick
what is your biggest regret in life? Didn't go EOD when enlisting
Most despised sports team: the Packers
What you drink when you wake up: water
How old are you? 31
Favorite movie? Kill Bill
Have you ever been knocked out? nope
How many times have you moved (excluding college moves or same town/local moves)? 8
Top or Bottom? switch
How many jobs have you held? 8
Ever given or received anal? nope
If you won the Lottory and never had to work again, what would you do? dedicate more of my time to self-improvement
Favorite smell? rosemary
Have you ever seen anyone die/dying? nope
How old are you? 31
Moment of your life you most wish you could relive? making out with my childhood love
Do you have a secret crush on another TIB member? yes

 

Age of first kiss: 18
Age of first orgasm: 13
Age when first blowjob given: 18
Age when first blowjob received: N/A
Age when virginity lost: 19
First kind of drink you ever had: Molson Canadian
Age when first drunk: 16
Age when smoked first cigarette: 19
Age when smoked first weed: 19
Age of first broken bone: Despite being a super klutz, I've never broken a bone
Age of first cavity: Early childhood? I loved my candy
Age of first use of any drug aside from weed, and which one: Never
First song you ever downloaded: Yeah - Usher
Are you here to fuck Chater? I think we all remember that picture.
Farthest distance traveled for recreation? 4127.40822132 kilometres
Which of the four seasons do you most anticipate?: Summer
First movie you shed a tear watching: The Lion King. In the theatre. I was three. "WHAT IS HE GONNA DO WITHOUT HIS DADDY?!?!"
Do you own a gun? Nah.
Current relationship status? Fresh on the market.
Mac or PC? Mac
Have you ever been arrested? No way
Dumbest thing you've ever done? Crashed my car into a pole
Most attractive (famous) member of the opposite sex: Adam Brody
What do you think you are on the Kinsey Scale? 1
Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings? Harry Potter
Biggest guilty pleasure? Shitty radio music
Favorite band of all-time?Metallica
The sun or the moon? Sun
Rich with money or rich with experience? Monies
Non-standard recurring dreams? Making out with random people
Favorite city in the world that you've been to: Montreal or Vancouver
Ideal vacation spot? Greece
Achievement you've taken the most pride in (not necessarily greatest)? Winning math contests
Number of deaths? 2
Fav. Sport: Hockey
Favourite "Road Trip" Destination: Calgary
Favourite Poison: Bacardi Gold Rum
Have you ever had your heart broken? Yeah
What/who is responsible for inspiring you to pursue your current life goal/career? My Papa
Fav. Porn Star- Sarah Vandella or Rachel Starr
what is your biggest regret in life? Not going back to school this year
Most despised sports team: Montreal Canadiens
What you drink when you wake up: Badger milk
How old are you? 19
Favorite movie? Stepbrother
Have you ever been knocked out? Nope
How many times have you moved (excluding college moves or same town/local moves)? 7
Top or Bottom? It's fun to switch it up
How many jobs have you held? 3
Ever given or received anal? Never
If you won the Lottory and never had to work again, what would you do? Go to school, buy myself a Range Rover and Christian Louboutins
Favorite smell? Vanilla
Have you ever seen anyone die/dying? No
How old are you? 19
Moment of your life you most wish you could relive? The last visit I had with my Papa
Do you have a secret crush on another TIB member? I don't hide my love for Chater
Marry/kill/fuck? I'm not sure who you're asking about. TiB members? Sam N and/or Blue Dog/?/Chater, dur.
Do you feel you are successful? Not really

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Shoe size: 6 or I can also wear kids runners in a 4

 

Age of first kiss: 13 (both of us had braces...how awesome)
Age of first orgasm: 15
Age when first blowjob given: 15
Age when first blowjob received: N/A
Age when virginity lost: 15
First kind of drink you ever had: MGD, I believe my dad gave me a sip when I was 3)
Age when first drunk: 18
Age when smoked first cigarette: 13
Age when smoked first weed: 14
Age of first broken bone: Never
Age of first cavity: 13
Age of first use of any drug aside from weed, and which one: Mushrooms-21
First song you ever downloaded: Nirvana-Smells Like Teen Spirit
Are you here to fuck Chater? nope
Farthest distance traveled for recreation? 300 miles
Which of the four seasons do you most anticipate?: Autumn
First movie you shed a tear watching: That I can remember-Titanic
Do you own a gun? Nope
Current relationship status? Boyfriend
Mac or PC? PC
Have you ever been arrested? Yep-possession of a small amount.
Dumbest thing you've ever done? See above.
Most attractive (famous) member of the opposite sex: George Clooney
What do you think you are on the Kinsey Scale? 1
Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings? Neither
Biggest guilty pleasure? Picking my nose.
Favorite band of all-time? Nirvana
The sun or the moon? The moon
Rich with money or rich with experience? Right now since I'm dead broke, I'm gonna go with rich w/ money
Non-standard recurring dreams? Not that I can recall at the moment
Favorite city in the world that you've been to: Philadelphia
Ideal vacation spot? Somewhere isolated with great views...hopefully I'll get there one day
Achievement you've taken the most pride in (not necessarily greatest)? Being independent
Number of deaths? I honestly don't keep track of that.
Fav. Sport: Long Jump
Favorite "Road Trip" Destination: My friend's cabin
Favorite Poison: Captain
Have You ever had your heart broken? yes
What/who is responsible for inspiring you to pursue your current life goal/career? My mom
Fav. Porn Star: don't have one
what is your biggest regret in life? Not trying harder in college
Most despised sports team: The cowboys
What you drink when you wake up: Juice
How old are you? 25
Favorite movie? Eurotrip
Have you ever been knocked out? nope
How many times have you moved (excluding college moves or same town/local moves)? 3
Top or Bottom? Bottom
How many jobs have you held? 3
Ever given or received anal? Yep
If you won the Lottery and never had to work again, what would you do? Buy what I wanted.
Favorite smell? Autumn
Have you ever seen anyone die/dying? No
How old are you? 25
Moment of your life you most wish you could relive? Hanging out going on smoke-rides with my long-time crush
Do you have a secret crush on another TIB member? Nope
Marry/kill/fuck? I'm gonna go with TiB members and say...Blue Dog/Frebis/effinshenanigans
Do you feel you are successful? Not yet.
Shoe size: 8-8.5

New question: If you had the money to move anywhere in the world, where would it be?: The Almafi Coast, Italy.

 

Age of first kiss: 13
Age of first orgasm: 12
Age when first blowjob given: Never
Age when first blowjob received: 15
Age when virginity lost: 15
First kind of drink you ever had: Wine
Age when first drunk: 14
Age when smoked first cigarette: Never
Age when smoked first weed: 13
Age of first broken bone: Never
Age of first cavity: 5-6??
Age of first use of any drug aside from weed, and which one: Never
First song you ever downloaded: Nirvana - Smells like teen spirit
Are you here to fuck Chater? Nope
Farthest distance traveled for recreation? Montreal-Koh Tao to go snorkeling
Which of the four seasons do you most anticipate?: Summer
First movie you shed a tear watching: Didn't happen yet
Do you own a gun? No
Current relationship status? Married
Mac or PC? Mac
Have you ever been arrested? No
Dumbest thing you've ever done? Kept having sex with the ex
Most attractive (famous) member of the opposite sex: Tina Fey
What do you think you are on the Kinsey Scale? 1
Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings? Harry Potter (fuck Lord of the rings, Peter Jackson ruined it)
Biggest guilty pleasure? Naruto (japanese manga)
Favorite band of all-time? Pink Floyd
The sun or the moon? Sun
Rich with money or rich with experience? Money
Non-standard recurring dreams? No, only non-standard not recurring dreams
Favorite city in the world that you've been to: Grenoble
Ideal vacation spot? Somewhere tropical where I can snorkel (Mexico, Thailand, etc.)
Achievement you've taken the most pride in (not necessarily greatest)? Getting a scholarship because of my grades
Number of deaths? 0
Fav. Sport: Weightlifting
Favourite "Road Trip" Destination: Don't know yet
Favourite Poison: Cheap red wine
Have you ever had your heart broken? Yes
What/who is responsible for inspiring you to pursue your current life goal/career? Myself
Fav. Porn Star- Gauge (best anal scenes you can get)
What is your biggest regret in life? Not fixing my emotionnal problems sooner
Most despised sports team: Montreal Alouettes
What you drink when you wake up: Water
How old are you? 23
Favorite movie? American beauty
Have you ever been knocked out? No
How many times have you moved (excluding college moves or same town/local moves)? 2
Top or Bottom? Top
How many jobs have you held? Betweem 10-20
Ever given or received anal? Given
If you won the Lottory and never had to work again, what would you do? Travel around the world to do sports (snorkeling, climbing, surfing, alpineering, etc.)
Favorite smell? Steak cooking
Have you ever seen anyone die/dying? No
How old are you? 23
Moment of your life you most wish you could relive? The times I had with my grandpa
Do you have a secret crush on another TIB member? No
Marry/kill/fuck? I'm not sure either, let's go with TiB. Pinkcup/Kimaster/Shegirl
Do you feel you are successful? Not enough
Shoe size: 12
If you had the money to move anywhere in the world, where would it be?: Somewhere near corrals

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Have you ever paid/been paid for sex? No
Biggest age difference with a sexual partner? 24 years (I was 19, she was 43)

 

Age of first kiss: 16
Age of first orgasm: 11
Age when first blowjob given: Never
Age when first blowjob received: 20
Age when virginity lost: 24
First kind of drink you ever had: Spiced rum and coke with shots of peppermint schnapps
Age when first drunk: 18
Age when smoked first cigarette: 17
Age when smoked first weed: 18
Age of first broken bone: 17
Age of first cavity: Not sure, grade school I think.
Age of first use of any drug aside from weed, and which one: 22-23, opiates.
First song you ever downloaded: Don't remember, but I think it was a Phish song
Are you here to fuck Chater? Nah.
Farthest distance traveled for recreation? Oklahoma City to Chicago.
Which of the four seasons do you most anticipate?: Fall
First movie you shed a tear watching: Field of Dreams
Do you own a gun? Yep, 4-10 shotgun.
Current relationship status? Girlfriend
Mac or PC? PC
Have you ever been arrested? Yep, DUI
Dumbest thing you've ever done? See Above
Most attractive (famous) member of the opposite sex: Scarlett Johansson
What do you think you are on the Kinsey Scale? 0
Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings? LotR
Biggest guilty pleasure? Electronica Music
Favorite band of all-time? Phish
The sun or the moon? Sun
Rich with money or rich with experience? Show me the money!
Non-standard recurring dreams? Ever since being arrested, driving drunk and being scared shitless I'll get caught again.
Favorite city in the world that you've been to: Chicago
Ideal vacation spot? A beer garden in Germany
Achievement you've taken the most pride in (not necessarily greatest)? Going to Graduate School for Game Programming.
Number of deaths? 2
Fav. Sport: Baseball
Favourite "Road Trip" Destination: Texas
Favourite Poison: Glenlivet French Oak Reserve
Have you ever had your heart broken? Nope.
What/who is responsible for inspiring you to pursue your current life goal/career? My high school Physics teacher.
Fav. Porn Star- Either Fae Reagan or Tori Black
What is your biggest regret in life? Not writing a thesis, thus not getting my masters.
Most despised sports team: University of Oklahoma
What you drink when you wake up: Water
How old are you? 27
Favorite movie? Rushmore
Have you ever been knocked out? No
How many times have you moved (excluding college moves or same town/local moves)? 7
Top or Bottom? Bottom
How many jobs have you held? 5
Ever given or received anal? Neither
If you won the Lottory and never had to work again, what would you do? Play golf and travel across the country to see live music.
Favorite smell? Spring rain showers.
Have you ever seen anyone die/dying? No
Moment of your life you most wish you could relive? Phish Concert
Do you have a secret crush on another TIB member? No
Marry/kill/fuck? Can this be answered without being creepy? No? Ok then...None/Alord (for all those damned pictures) /jennitalia
Do you feel you are successful? Not yet, but I'm getting there.
Shoe size: 10
If you had the money to move anywhere in the world, where would it be?: I kind of like it where I am.
Have you ever paid/been paid for sex? No
Biggest age difference with a sexual partner? That I know of, 2 years. (one girl was older than me, but I have no idea by how much)

New Questions:
Favorite Internet Meme: The Numa Numa guy
Favorite TiB avatar (that isn't yours): MooseKnuckle (because I always just assume thats what he really looks like).

 

Age of first kiss: 14... but took until 18 for the second
Age of first orgasm: 25
Age when first blowjob given: 19
Age when first blowjob received: n/a
Age when virginity lost: 20
First kind of drink you ever had: Wine
Age when first drunk: 9 (wine pairings in Italy... for real, 18)
Age when smoked first cigarette: 19 (and I quote my sorority sisters: "Fine. Here. DON'T INHALE.")
Age when smoked first weed: 19. Thank you stoner cousins.
Age of first broken bone: 16
Age of first cavity: 22
Age of first use of any drug aside from weed, and which one: n/a
First song you ever downloaded: No idea. Likely something 80's and poppy.
Are you here to fuck Chater? Nope.
Farthest distance traveled for recreation? Is Australia or Kenya farther from California?
Which of the four seasons do you most anticipate?: Winter
First movie you shed a tear watching: Good Will Hunting (shut up, I was 15)
Do you own a gun? No
Current relationship status? Married
Mac or PC? Mac
Have you ever been arrested? No
Dumbest thing you've ever done? Obsess over one boy for 6 years
Most attractive (famous) member of the opposite sex: Edward Norton
What do you think you are on the Kinsey Scale? 1ish 2ish? red fish blue fish
Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings? Harry Potter
Biggest guilty pleasure? stupid wedding messageboards full of idiots... but I can't look away
Favorite band of all-time? Beach Boys... I'm not super into music but they're the sound of my childhood
The sun or the moon? Sun
Rich with money or rich with experience? I'd rather just be me, and take whatever comes
Non-standard recurring dreams? I used to have one that I'd be sitting with my mom and sister and get shot in the forehead at point blank range (shooter never identified), and they would be freaking out and crying, and I couldn't feel anything and I'd be trying to calm them down.
Favorite city in the world that you've been to: London
Ideal vacation spot? Hawaii
Achievement you've taken the most pride in (not necessarily greatest)? Getting into both a top undergrad and a top MBA program without any nepotism (which I could have used, as my parents are both graduates of OTHER top undergrads and MBA programs)
Number of deaths? 3 (grandparents and great aunt, all when I was a teenager or older so we were definitely close)
Fav. Sport: To watch? Girly Olympics shit like gymnastics, ice skating, and diving. To play? Tennis.
Favourite "Road Trip" Destination: Isn't it about the journey? Have gone cross country once and would love to do it again. My husband and I are talking about it to get his old car to his mom.
Favourite Poison: Going through a serious bourbon phase right now.
Have you ever had your heart broken? Yes
What/who is responsible for inspiring you to pursue your current life goal/career? Myself, with an assist from my parents. They showed me that it's ok to take the path less traveled. (Yes, I'm using an MBA to take the path less traveled. Take your stereotype and shove it up your ass.)
Fav. Porn Star- Have seen very little porn, but there's a dude named Christian who is bald and H. O. T.
What is your biggest regret in life? Holding on tight to insecurities about my appearance
Most despised sports team: USC. It's a no brainer, with both Stanford and UCLA in the family.
What you drink when you wake up: Nonfat milk, love it and drink multiple glasses per day
How old are you? 28
Favorite movie? Cool Runnings. No, really. I love stupid feel good sports movies with juvenile humor. What can I say, I like to be happy!
Have you ever been knocked out? No
How many times have you moved (excluding college moves or same town/local moves)? 4
Top or Bottom? bottom
How many jobs have you held? That I was paid for? 3.
Ever given or received anal? neither
If you won the Lottery and never had to work again, what would you do? travel my way through the list of the world's best restaurants
Favorite smell? Christmas trees
Have you ever seen anyone die/dying? No
Moment of your life you most wish you could relive? My wedding. It was awesome, but I was way too tired to take it all in.
Do you have a secret crush on another TIB member? No
Marry/kill/fuck? On TiB? BlueDog (I am convinced he's the Cajun version of my husband)/fleafly (dude, SHUT THE FUCK UP about that girl, and also locate your balls while you're at it/Kuhjager (dude gets multiple chicks, he must be doing something right)
Do you feel you are successful? On my way
Shoe size: 8.5
If you had the money to move anywhere in the world, where would it be?: either Vienna, Austria or the middle of Montana.
Have you ever paid/been paid for sex? No
Biggest age difference with a sexual partner? 10 years (one night stand from hell, I only know the age because it was his 10th reunion and I was graduating)
Favorite Internet Meme: LOLdogs
Favorite TiB avatar (that isn't yours): that guy with the chocolate lab named Mayhem. WANT!

My question:
Dogs, cats, or strange animals? Dogs. Definitely dogs. Dogs rule.

 

Age of first kiss: 14
Age of first orgasm: 13
Age when first blowjob given: Never
Age when first blowjob received: 16
Age when virginity lost: 16
First kind of drink you ever had: Rum & Coke
Age when first drunk: 13
Age when smoked first cigarette: 16
Age when smoked first weed: 17
Age of first broken bone: Never
Age of first cavity: 6? Maybe?
Age of first use of any drug aside from weed, and which one: Never
First song you ever downloaded: No clue
Are you here to fuck Chater? I'm afraid not.
Farthest distance traveled for recreation? Minnesota to Alaska for fishing.
Which of the four seasons do you most anticipate?: Fall
First movie you shed a tear watching: Bambi? Hey, I was a kid...little guy's mom died. Piss off.
Do you own a gun? Several
Current relationship status? Single.
Mac or PC? PC
Have you ever been arrested? No
Dumbest thing you've ever done? Told my dad to go fuck himself. Once.
Most attractive (famous) member of the opposite sex: Elizabeth Mitchell
What do you think you are on the Kinsey Scale? 1? Maybe? I don't know. I can admit when a guy is good looking.
Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings? Yeesh. Star Wars. No? LotR, then.
Biggest guilty pleasure? I like a Lady Gaga song.
Favorite band of all-time? Iron Maiden
The sun or the moon? Moon
Rich with money or rich with experience? Experience.
Non-standard recurring dreams? Is being chased by something standard? If so, then I don't have any.
Favorite city in the world that you've been to: San Diego
Ideal vacation spot? Somewhere sunny, cheap, with lots of booze.
Achievement you've taken the most pride in (not necessarily greatest)? Learning how to overcome my own fears to help others.
Number of deaths? I was a Reserve Police Officer/EMT, so I lost count.
Fav. Sport: Hockey
Favourite "Road Trip" Destination: Glacier National Park.
Favourite Poison: Jameson
Have you ever had your heart broken? Sure.
What/who is responsible for inspiring you to pursue your current life goal/career? Only me.
Fav. Porn Star- I don't know. Bree Olson? Sure.
What is your biggest regret in life? A time I should have manned up and taken responsibility for my actions. I didn't. I lied. And when the truth eventually came out it deeply hurt someone who didn't deserve it. Never again.
Most despised sports team: Anaheim Ducks. Seriously?
What you drink when you wake up: Water
How old are you? 36
Favorite movie? Return of the Jedi. It's been my go-to since I was a kid.
Have you ever been knocked out? Yep. And it hurt when I woke up.
How many times have you moved (excluding college moves or same town/local moves)? 3
Top or Bottom? Top. I think?
How many jobs have you held? 9
Ever given or received anal? Given. Quite often once they realize I know what I'm doing and searing pain isn't inevitable. Seriously, some of you boys really make my life difficult.
If you won the Lottory and never had to work again, what would you do? Lots of travel.
Favorite smell? A crisp fall morning at the lake. It has its own smell.
Have you ever seen anyone die/dying? Yep.
How old are you? Still 36
Moment of your life you most wish you could relive? Just one more day with my grandpa when he was healthy.
Do you have a secret crush on another TIB member? No.
Marry/kill/fuck? I'm not sure either, let's go with TiB. TX./I'm no hater/Pink Candy
Do you feel you are successful? I don’t think I'll ever feel that way. There's always more to be done.
Shoe size: 10
If you had the money to move anywhere in the world, where would it be?: An Island I own.
Have you ever paid/been paid for sex? No
Biggest age difference with a sexual partner? 26 years (I was 26, she was 52. And awesome.)
Favorite Internet Meme: No idea.
Favorite TiB avatar (that isn't yours): Shegirl's. Devil boobies with a wink!
Dogs, cats, or strange animals? Dogs. No question.

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Do you have any kids? No.