I'm thinking of going as Liu Xiaobo. I'll probably just dress up in a prison jump suit and have a cardboard cutout with a picture of the nobel peace prize pasted on it hanging around my heck. Only problem is I'm currently living in Shanghai. God, I hope big brother China isn't reading this post right now.
Here's my final decision. I'm always late to the party, but this time I have a great excuse. This idea popped into my head and others when they realize "Hey Tope, you can do his voice really well, besides the lisp, it's so vivid it is creepy." NSFW Walker, check. Robe, check. Bald cap, check.
Gob Bluth. Loose fitting unbuttoned (with visible chest hair) white dress shit, black slacks, deck of cards, plastic knife in teeth, colorful scraves tied together, fake $100 dollar bill, 100 pennies, Final Countdown on the iPhone. All I'm missing is a segway.
I will be going as this. It will be impossible not to get laid....I hope. Plus, I'll be on a college campus, so three nights of Halloween.
I will be a slutty zombie for one party, zombie slutty dorothy at another, and zombie me for the last. Basically, I just want to be slutty and look dead. My friends are dressing up as Tetris blocks. As tempting as it is, I'd rather be slutty. Blocks provide way too much coverage.
Ive always thought of crafting a huge tin foil wrapped penis and go as "Long Dong Silver." Having a squirt gun that dispensed booze from the tip. Bonus points only going to those who recognize the obscure reference to the Clarence Thomas/Anita Hill hearings.
Decided on LEGO Pirate. So Far so good with building everything. Just finishing the velcro to hold it all together but here it is stacked up.
I owe the idea to the board, so I give you my halloween costume 2009. Big cardboard box, with the picture hand-drawn on and painted in actual franzia wine. Costume has a slot for an actualy franzia box down by the crotch, so girls were getting on their knees and slapping the box all night. Not to mention I had plenty of drink myself. It'd been done before, but it sure is fun. This year: cardboard bracers, helmet and boots, grey undersuit, and a whole bunch of glowsticks oriented in a specific pattern to become...
...isn't that what pretty much EVERY GIRL does for pirate costumes on Halloween? How about go out as a Pittsburgh Pirate? You can still carry a sword and wear an eye patch, and stay in character by relentlessly striking out (or maybe choke in the post season).
Homemade pants. I'll re-watch the movie in the next few days so I'll be better able to spout of Ace Ventura-esque remarks.
Every college Halloween party I've ever been to has had at least 3 of these geniuses there, acting like they're the first one to come up with the idea. I distinctly remember wanting to head-butt each one of them unconscious.
My best friend and I will be going as Porn Directors... Other than the pinky ring and moustache I can't think of any other telling giveaways. Any help?
Carry around consent forms. This should give you a help as to what should be on the forms: <a class="postlink" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7yMlxtfdPM&ob=av3e" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7yMlxtfdPM&ob=av3e</a> [embedding disabled] You could also get a video camera and provide the obnoxious narration low budget films have, basically point the camera at girls at then inform people watching later that this girl is really hot.
I'm dressing as House. I kinda look like him, and we have pretty much the same taste in clothes. I've got the cane, stethoscope, pen lights, and tomorrow am getting the hair cut. But, I need something that looks like pills for vicodin and don't want to use tic tacs (too iconic and recognizable). Anyone know of some sort of mint that looks more drug-like?
Not really a mint, but Good n Plenty's could work. I guess you can pick out all the pink ones if you only want white pills.
If anyone is still hurting for a good idea, I just remembered one I did when I was younger, won an award for most original costume at the part I was at too. The Invisible Man. Trench Coat Fedora Hat (or similar) Gloves Sunglass Ace Bandage to wrap around your head Basically you want to make sure that no part of your skin is showing. Would be a pain for drinking, but its a pretty cool idea. My Han Solo costume is pretty solid, but I am considering buying something like this: and wrapping a piece of paper around it like a sash with '2000' written on it, and when people ask what it is I will respond with "You mean you've never heard of the Millenium Falcon?" Most people probably won't get it, but I think its hilarious.