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THREE DAY WEEKEND WOOO! Labor Day Drunk Thread 9/2/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Sep 2, 2011.

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  1. bewildered

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    Deeply satisfied pooper

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    I just had THE BEST LAB IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD.

    We went over to the sandhill ravine on campus. It's wooded and basically weeps water constantly, so there is water moving through kind of like a spring and stream.

    We went around catching bronze frogs, dusky salamanders, and one box turtle.

    I had mud up to my knees. Ahhhhhh yeah!
     
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  2. audreymonroe

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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    Ew seriously?

    I haven't found one of these girls hot, but the one in the post before me (edit: with a gym picture in it) in particular is gross.

    Artsy!

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  3. shimmered

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    Yum.
     
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    Finished my ER rotation. God I'll be sad to leave it. People warned me about the nurses before I went in but I found them much nicer and friendlier and younger and more switched on than any other group of nurses I've worked with. The fact that people tend to say hi and ask what your name is (and also what the hell you're doing) makes it a much better environment than everywhere else. And the crazy shit that's really just normal. I love it. It's like being on the inside pissing out, rather than the outside pissing in. I might not like the sight of man-junk just hanging out for all the world to see, but where else do you get to sit next to a guy who's just swallowed a few hundred milligrams of methadone while another lady gets wheeled in next to him who's taken a few hundred milligrams of oxycontin? Two peas in a resuscitative pod.

    Now for beer. I'm supposed to head to the Ex with the astronette later today but with the rain I'm not sure it's on. Deep fried butter will have to wait for tomorrow (and I'm getting VIP seats to the air show, motherfuckers).
     
    #64 ghettoastronaut, Sep 2, 2011
  5. bewildered

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    Wait til a toddler comes in with meningitis and starts having seizures. Then the real fun begins!
     
    #65 bewildered, Sep 2, 2011
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    It's a real thing; one of my friends at work is nicknamed "Evinrude" for a reason...

    You should make an appointment with your eye doctor; your prescription is obviously ineffective.
     
    #66 sartirious, Sep 2, 2011
  7. ghettoastronaut

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    Pfft. The only shit I see about that is "hey we have a 24kg person, what's the dose of ceftriaxone?".

    I don't touch people.

    For what it's worth, I'm on audrey's side here. Those women are just a little too hirsute.
     
    #67 ghettoastronaut, Sep 2, 2011
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    Holding back tonight as I will be drinking a ridiculous amount of Vodka tomorrow. I want to get so drunk I actually start speaking Polish and find my way around Warsaw easier.

    Also, I'm in the "those-women-are-bigger-than-me-and-could-kick-my-ass-so-they're-not-hot" category.
     
    #68 guernica, Sep 2, 2011
  9. hotwheelz

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    Those poor kids shimmered works with, they must be getting into early puberty.
     
    #69 hotwheelz, Sep 2, 2011
  10. dubyu tee eff

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    Thinks he has a chance with Christina Hendricks...

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    I just thought of this (I can't have been the first) but Chater, you should call your balls "Chater tots."
     
    #70 dubyu tee eff, Sep 2, 2011
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    I can say with certainty that I have never, in passing or otherwise, thought of Chater's balls, or names for said balls.

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    Oh internet, I've missed you.
     
    #71 Angel_1756, Sep 2, 2011
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    I have literally spent no time thinking of Chater's balls
     
    #72 guernica, Sep 2, 2011
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    You think these women are too hairy?



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    #73 Kubla Kahn, Sep 2, 2011
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    Until now?
     
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    I get in the strangest situations, I swear.
     
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    Barbecuing tonight for dinner. Then in case the rest of you heathens missed the news...TOMORROW IS TAILGATING SEASON!!!!!!!!!

    nope not excited at all for it. not even a little bit.
     
    #76 McSmallstuff, Sep 2, 2011
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    I just started working on a bottle of wine. This has been the longest week, and I just spent 2 hours in traffic to boot. Fuck this afternoon.
     
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    Stopped keeping track of my score after the front 9. That kind of round this afternoon.

    Passed out at like 8 yesterday so I didn't get to see Wisconsin piss-pound unlv last night.

    After reading this thread I realized I haven't hooola hooped in like 15 years. The last time I remember was winning the hoola hoop contest at my dads company picnic. My hips don't lie.

    Strohs Light is the only beer in the fridge.

    At least this weekend can only get better right?
     
    #79 twopy, Sep 2, 2011
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    I've had parents complain about my sports bras. Fuck em. I didn't pop out kids and turn into a lard ass.


     
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