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THREE DAY WEEKEND WOOO! Labor Day Drunk Thread 9/2/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Sep 2, 2011.

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  1. silway

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    I will probably work on Monday. I'm on a short term project for a firm and no work = no pay so it's not like a day off is PTO for me. And if I do 4 tens Mon-Thursday I can take next Friday off which is far more appealing to me.
     
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    By some stroke of luck our power got restored last night. CL&P had told us Saturday at the earliest, so it was a nice surprise to come home to. Aside from the obvious inconvenience of not having hot showers or internet porn, the outage was actually an enjoyable 5 days without electronic distraction. I read, drank, ate well and just enjoyed the peace and quiet.

    I'm hoping to get one last beach day in this weekend. Other than that, I have a case of Sierra Nevada waiting for me in the fridge and two huge rib eyes marinating.
     
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  3. Jimmy James

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    The girlfriend is going to meet some of my family at a bbq tomorrow. There's going to be copious amounts of alcohol. This couldn't possibly go poorly. Nope.
     
    #23 Jimmy James, Sep 2, 2011
  4. Nom Chompsky

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    Sadly, this is on the first page of images when you google my name.
     
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    Well you shouldn't be surprised with a name like Bathroom McBulimia. (ba-dap-tish)

    Weekend consists of me having a nice grill out with some friends tonight, getting drunk and trying to get laid, then working a college football concessions stand and then studying vocab words for the GRE until Tuesday.
     
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  6. Nom Chompsky

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    Cultivating clients is the worst.

    Eternal dilemma: Get a few good beers, a medium amount of decent ones, or a ton of bad ones? Oh, who am I kidding? I have no beer palette.

    It's the West Indian DAY parade, fwiw.
     
    #26 Nom Chompsky, Sep 2, 2011
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    I'm so excited. I moved into my new place yesterday, and I think it's generally going to be wonderful. I really get along with one roommate, I briefly met another last night and he seems cool, and the third I'm a bit wary of after Facebook judging but I was assured he's nice. Even if he's not, he's living downstairs so that'll be fine. I think living with guys is going to be a lot better, as long as I don't turn into the apartment's maid. Also, my room's going to be really cute and I love decorating and am so pumped to do it again. And my neighborhood is sweet.

    On Monday, the West Indian Dance Parade (or something like that there) is going right down my road. We're going to sit on our roof and watch all the booty shaking while drinking. Looking forward to that.

    Also, I have friends in the same city as me again! All of a sudden I have like FIVE WHOLE FRIENDS. That is so many more than zero friends! That was definitely the worst part about graduating early.
     
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    ^^ Is it me, or does that dude look a lot like Eli Manning in that little gif?
     
    #29 Diablo, Sep 2, 2011
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    That hula hoop kicked my ass. I was walking around hooping for like an hour. It. made. me. sore.
     
    #30 shimmered, Sep 2, 2011
  11. Elset

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    Internet, you have failed me. There is only one photo of a fat woman stuck in a hula hoop, and no gifs. Who the fuck is responsible for this scarcity in supply? Time to call the president of the internet... the guy who made 2 Girls 1 Cup. Someone get me Brazil.

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    #32 CharlesJohnson, Sep 2, 2011
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    Between my high school reunion, insurance on both cars coming up for renewal, the gf contributing nothing and rent (I pay six months up front for a discount) I am freaking broke right now. Of course my asshole friends want to meet up at the bar and of course I will go with the mentality that I'll have only one or two and of course I will not.

    By a much larger stroke of luck, I never lost power even though just about the whole town did. A few people I know aren't suppose to get it back until Tuesday.
     
    #33 Frank, Sep 2, 2011
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    Must. Fix. Drunk thread.

     

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    So my brother-in-law apparently was at the community hot tub the other day, and Björk hopped into the tub completely naked with him. Not sure if that was a good thing or not, but he seems to think so.

    Also: Minke Whale carpaccio, its whats for dinner:
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    #35 kuhjäger, Sep 2, 2011
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    Why, because it looks like somebody's try to jam an exploding cock in his mouth?
     
    #36 Rush-O-Matic, Sep 2, 2011
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    Looks like Marilyn Manson meets Dr. Frankenfurter.

    I will pay good money to anyone willing to do the week's worth of cottage laundry that is sitting in the middle of my living room.

    Also, tits.
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    #37 Angel_1756, Sep 2, 2011
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    Your not some sort of god damned hippy are you?
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    #38 Kubla Kahn, Sep 2, 2011
  19. Juice

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    Again with the cottage nonsense!?

    For whatever reason I have Achy Breaky Heart stuck in my head. Now you do too. Go fuck yourselves.

     
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  20. shegirl

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    You're bitching about the use of cottage yet have that stuck in your head? Careful, your gay is showing.
     
    #40 shegirl, Sep 2, 2011
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