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THREE DAY WEEKEND WOOO! Labor Day Drunk Thread 9/2/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Sep 2, 2011.

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  1. Blue Dog

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    ... Or, if you're awesome like me and have this coming up your ass, you get a gross-n-rainy four day weekend instead! Woooooooo sitting-inside-paaarty WOOOOOOO!

    It makes me even more happy to see this little chickenshit storm cell taking its sweet time and then curving to the east. I mean, I didn't have a vacation in Florida next weekend that I'd reserved 6 months ago or anything. I'm not even going to call you a storm, because you're not even mature enough to handle such a title! So just do whatever you want, Rain, I don't give a shit! I can still get friggin' hammered inside my condo, I don't need your sunny beaches! So you can just piss all over everything Rain, it doesn't change the fact that you are a little faggot-rain. I bet you take it up the butt from other storms, don't you? Thats why you don't even have an eye or anything- you have it shut so that you can pretend it is all a bad dream, and that hooker Irene isn't really making you its bitch with a lil' strap-on waterspout.

    Suck my balls, Rain!

    At least some form of football starts this weekend, and I'm sure that some of you live in areas that may indeed have nice weather for your Labor Day shindigs...

    ... Yall can suck my balls too, Good-Weather-Havers! I WANTED CRAB BOILS, GODDAMN IT!
     
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    Holy smokes, where was this thread about 9 hours ago? Drank WAY too much, got in a skype call with some friends. I think they have a recording of me reading a Craigslist ad.

    Also, why is it that I lose MORE weight when I drink like that?
     
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    Almost time to kill some birds, drink some beer and watch a lot of college football.
     
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    Guess who decided to drink 60 glasses of wine last night? Sometimes I'm so stupid I wonder how I get out of bed in the morning.
     
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    So the self-proclaimed manliest guy in my group of friends called me a faggot last night for having to go home early because of work today. Man, I would love to tell his girlfriend that he's secretly been getting his cock sucked by the gay guy in our group routinely. How do I know this info? The gay guy admitted it to me and my girlfriend at a bar about 6 months ago. I didn't believe it at first, but it would be such below-the-belt and awesome ammunition at the same time...
     
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    You could still keep track of the number by the end of the night. One up on me...
     
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    Well here you are...
     
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    Going to Vegas for the first time this weekend. I may not survive.
     
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    I am not working this weekend.
    I am kid free this weekend.
    I have Monday afternoon off.
    Let it begin.

    also:
    I am unreasonably sore from this:
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    Sitting in a classroom, waiting for this fucking professor to show up. He's a half hour late and this exam is the only thing standing between me and a four day weekend (five if you count the rest of today) that will be filled with SEC footbaww and binge drinking.

    Ughhhhhhh.
     
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    Suh-weet! So we should expect more ass posts tonight?
     
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    It is not an impossibility.
     
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    I have no idea.
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    Beer shits.
     
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    This is one of the best weekends where you get to enjoy both the fun of summer and fall. Saturday will be golf in the morning followed by college football for the rest of the day. Sunday and Monday will be spent playing on the boat at the lake. I've got 5 cases of beer iced down in two fishing coolers and don't plan on having anything left at the end of the weekend. Tuesday will not be fun.
     
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    I'm almost in the same area as BD, so we are getting pounded with rain. Looks like no beach or boat this weekend, only Casino and drinking.
     
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    What exactly am I looking at here? Beyond the obvious hot chick with nice ass that we all know in workout gear, what else is going on in this photo?

    Edit: via rep - Hula Hoop. Makes the picture at least 3x as hot.
     
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    I'm psyched for this weekend.

    My cousin, who is basically like a brother, is coming up with his wife to spend the weekend with us. We've got a tee time for 8:45 tomorrow morning, which means when we meet the ladies for lunch we're already going to be drunk and will be on our second cigar. Other than that, we're just going to hang out and shoot the shit, probably go out tomorrow and Sunday night. I haven't seen him since Christmas, so it should be fun making up for lost time.

    We're also going to be starting my first real batch of beer. For my birthday last month, my girlfriend bought me a legit 5 gallon setup and I bought a Fat Tire clone kit for my first brew. We'll probably start the process on Sunday since the weather seems a little iffy.

    Now I just need to decide if I should buy a bottle of whiskey or a bottle of tequila for the weekend (though, when I'm standing there in the store with two bottles in my hand--a true ketchup/catsup moment--I'll probably go home with both).
     
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    I have the four day weekend, but it's mainly because my boss is going on vacation, and whenever he leaves the office for more than a day, I don't go to work. I actually had to negotiate myself out of a six day weekend, because I do actually have bills to pay. Instead, I have the four day weekend, I come in for one day, and take the next day off.

    First thought that popped into my mind:

    "I'm gonna get SO MUCH school work done." This is why I am a legitimate dork.
     
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