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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by dubyu tee eff, Jul 6, 2010.

  1. dubyu tee eff

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    Thinks he has a chance with Christina Hendricks...

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    Inspired by this:


    What are you favorite incredible cheesy movie puns/lines? Youtube preferred for the full effect.
     
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  2. Decatur Dave

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    Outside of Arnold flicks, Bond is my man.



    From my favorite of the franchise, Goldfinger. Skip to :43 for the line.
     
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  3. Kubla Kahn

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    This insult video has been making the rounds lately. Some great lines:

     
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    How about the whole movie Shoot 'em Up?

    Sadly, no one has put up a mash-up of all the cheesy goodness within the movie.

    Off the top of my head, my favorite line goes something like this:

    (after emptying a clip and missing every bullet during a shoot out in a whorehouse)
    "Talk about blowing your load"
     
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    C'mon man, that's not even the greatest quote in that movie. This is...

     
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    The Kentucky Fried Movie is non-stop cheesy, and still hilarious.
     
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    Uh....



    Seems to be on point.
     
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    The fact that didn't end with something from the Mighty Ducks totally unvalidates it's relevance.

    DUCKS FLY TOGETHER!
     
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  10. Decatur Dave

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    I won't lie... I have this as a ringtone.

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    1:14, she's being serious.

     
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    I'm just amazed I got it in first.
     
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    Single best line of all time from a movie I've never seen in its entirety, "The Way of the Gun"-

    "Shut that cunt's mouth or I'll come over there and fuckstart her head"


    I don't care how the movie ends, it ends with that line in my book.
     
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    Bow down before Hot Rod.

     
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    Ah. Thats where this came from:
     
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    all that Arnold, and not a single bit of this?

    Having breakfast with Lou Ferrigno and his Parents before competition:
    "I called my motha yesterday already and said I won... she said congraaatulations Arrrrnold"

    1st minute or so:


    bwahaha good times
     
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    3:12 to 3:39
    5:09 to 6:12
    6:54 to 7:12

    There's so many awesome lines from Grindhouse, but I couldn't find them. A very overlooked movie.

     
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