Girl sends out plea for help over the internet, bad grammar and all... Props to PinkCandy for unearthing this gem. http://chicago.craigslist.org/sox/wan/1631340406.html FOCUS: Not 100% sure really, this is just too awesome to pass up. Mods can adjust as needed.
This posting has been deleted by its author. (The title on the listings page will be removed in just a few minutes.) I am glad there are people better at the internet then me, thanks for fixing the link. As I sit here unemployed and one year older at least I can take solace in the fact my spell check works.
Holy shit this terrifies me. I've been waiting for the call out of the blue from some chick I hooked up with at a trade show or bar back in 2005 to track me down and tell me about some kid she had from me. I wish there was a statute of limitations on children. They're not worth nearly as much on the black market once they start talking and can recognize their parents. In this situation the guy knew and ran which is a douche move but to be fair he told her to "make an abortion"
Exactly. I'll be damned if I let some woman have the final say over what happens with the fruit of my loins, or for that matter, singlehandedly undertake to decide that I need to start paying child support. Bitches ain't shit but hos and tricks.
This is why God invented condoms. It takes two to tango, so if you are willing to do the dance, you got to be willing to face the consequences.
This thread will NOT devolve into shit-flinging over abortion. If you want to have an intelligent, reasonable discourse on the topic, then fine. But everyone knows that it's one of those subjects you're just NOT going to change someone's mind on, especially on an internet forum. Personally, I'd suggest steering clear of the subject. But if you're going to just throw shit at a volatile subject and be stupid about it, you will take some time off. Tread carefully.
I think she should have had somebody with an actual brain type out her advertisement, I mean my GOD it's impossible to be this stupid, isn't it? "Make an Abortion"? Yes, he don't. L8ta, Sk8ta!!!! This is a real find in human stupidity on both sides. He, for being a useless blackhearted turd, and her for bestowing on the population one of the most idiotic-sounding ramblings this side of a Jeff Bridges Oscar speech (I am glad Dude won, though). Seriously though, I really hope he stops doesn't meeting her.
You're all discussing the wrong topic. This girl had a year long gestation period. That's got to be some kind of record. Put her on Ripley's Believe or Not.
Dude got an introductory rate, first three months free. Now the bitch will start with the up selling.
Seriously though, what can't you do on craigslist these days? -Find an apartment -Get a job, or a gig if you don't have the time for a real job -Meet a mate -Fuck around on your mate with a casual encounter -Read about people more fucked up then you to make yourself feel better Where else can you do half of that in one place?
Child services should take that little girl away before she inherits her mother's grammar and mathematical skills.
It is amazing the gold I can find on this site, obviously the responder is not who the original post was dedicated to but its a pretty clever response. http://houston.craigslist.org/mis/1623310442.html
I just looked. There are no craigslist hookers in Las Cruces, NM. That's not to say there aren't sluts on Las Cruces craigslist, just none actually offering sexual services in exchange for money. I guess you have to find your hookers to kill the old fashion way.
Everyone here is talking about her terrible grammar and mathematical skills, but to me this simply screams ESL. Anyone else get this feeling?
This is the best Craigslist roommate ad ever. I'll post it in spoiler tags but you're better off with the link, this picture is pretty big: Spoiler
Maybe I'm reading into it too much, but those individual parts right there to me are saying new American, not just dumb American. Living in Houston, I'd say maybe there's a chance she's from south of the border. Then again, like I earlier said, maybe I'm just over-analyzing this and.
Maybe the mods could post a poll or something... -This girl's fresh off the boat. -This girl's fuckin' retarded. -I'm just here to fuck retards. Judging by the pictures, I'm gonna go with "option #2."