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Things you never want to hear her say

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Benzilla, Nov 27, 2009.

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  1. ghettoastronaut

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    "Where do you think we're going with this?"

    On a personal note, ladies, this question is extra annoying when you aren't willing to give any input on it yourself.
     
    #21 ghettoastronaut, Nov 27, 2009
  2. SaintBastard

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    "That will be $200."

    "What are those sores?"

    "I think you tore something."

    "My drink tastes funny."

    "I fucked Tucker Max."
     
    #22 SaintBastard, Nov 27, 2009
  3. Kratos

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    "How many women have you slept with?"

    Regardless of the answer, it will always be bad in her eyes.
     
    #23 Kratos, Nov 27, 2009
  4. Danger Boy

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    "I want you to pee on me."

    "It's a strap-on!"

    "I love you."

    "Rape me."
     
    #24 Danger Boy, Nov 27, 2009
  5. carpenter

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    "Is it in yet?"

    "Do I look fat?"
     
    #25 carpenter, Nov 27, 2009
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    "Stop doing that, I'm trying to sleep"
     
    #26 c_norris, Nov 27, 2009
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    Right. It's always the guy's fault. If you built the Empire State building in the Grand Canyon, it would still look fucking small.
     
    #27 Crown Royal, Nov 27, 2009
  8. kindalas

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    "Me and my girlfriends have decided that you need to..."

    "In the Bible it says..."

    "It isn't cheating cauz we used a dome. Right?" *

    "Last night on 90210..." **

    *Stolen from the old board but I still used it when describing whorelogic
    ** Well any show of that caliber
     
    #28 kindalas, Nov 27, 2009
  9. NMW

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    "I'm late" followed by "It's yours"
     
    #29 NMW, Nov 27, 2009
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    "You should probably get yourself tested."

    "Cosmo said you would like it."
     
    #30 Racer-X, Nov 27, 2009
  11. c_norris

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    "Let's go to Homegoods!"
     
    #31 c_norris, Nov 27, 2009
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    I thought I just had to fart.
     
    #32 MisterMiracle, Nov 27, 2009
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    (taken from a real life experience-she was on top)

    "...ooohh...I had Mexican for lunch....oh no"

    Others:

    "Don't worry, my husband is still in jail"
    "I think my dad heard us last night"
     
    #33 gtg2k, Nov 28, 2009
  14. breakylegg

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    As the two of you watch a porn:

    "Now THAT'S a penis!"
     
    #34 breakylegg, Nov 28, 2009
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    "What would you do if [insert fucked up asinine hypothetical situation to which there is no correct answer]?
     
    #35 MooseKnuckle, Nov 28, 2009
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    "Meat is murder."
     
    #36 cllrbone11, Nov 28, 2009
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    "No it's okay you can go ahead and hang out with your friends" = Expect a shit storm when you come home.

    "I love you"

    "Insert name boyfriend took her to see Twilight"*

    *This actually happened last week.
     
    #37 TPapp, Nov 28, 2009
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    "I used to be a man"

    "I'm spotting" (really bad when said mid-coitus)
     
    #38 Static, Nov 28, 2009
  19. scotchcrotch

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    trust me, my clit is just abnormally large.
     
    #39 scotchcrotch, Nov 29, 2009
  20. Diogenes The Cynic

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    Much worse is "I'm late. It might be yours"
     
    #40 Diogenes The Cynic, Nov 29, 2009
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