Over the weekend 50,000 college students returned to class in my city, stinking up the bar district with non-stop fights, maggot-drunk behaviour and phoney machismo committed in Affliction t-shirts. I hate this time of year. I'm too old and too married to give a shit about slutty college girls that can be plied with one Long Island ice tea (that would be ALL of them) and the skinny jeans-sporting fucktards that love them. Lightweight show-offs who can't handle their booze are the top of my list for bar patrons and always have been. Believe me when I say this: they get worse every year here. St. Patricks's day this year in this city is as hard as evidence gets. Bar owners are so sick of them in this city they starting banning students and turning their minimum ages to 21 (only barbarians would raise the drinking age that high), which of course gets everyone up in arms. I say, good for them. Despite the fact I love going out and drinking with my friends and have worked in "The Industry" for a decade, there is such of arsenal of dickweeds out there guaranteed to ruin your nightthe bad now outweighs the good. And nowadays, they multiply like unattended pet rabbits. Focus: What "types" do you hate and try to avoid at all costs while out on the town? What's your method of dealing with these assholes?