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These Celebrity Boots Are Made For Knocking

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Angel_1756, Dec 29, 2014.

  1. Angel_1756

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    According to Vivid Entertainment, the celebrity couple that most people would like to see make a sex tape is George Clooney and Amal Alamuddin. Other runners up included Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Martin, Miley Cyrus and Patrick Schwarzenegger, Sofia Vergara and Joe Manganiello, Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds, Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield, Olivia Wilde and Jason Sudeikis, Amber Heard and Johnny Depp, Behati Prinsloo and Adam Levine, and Charlize Theron and Sean Penn.

    Focus: Y'all are perverts. Who'd you like to see knocking boots?
     
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    Shegirl and the Sack.

    Sounds like a bad '80s sitcom.
     
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    Olivia Wilde and Sudeikis? Who wants to see Jason Sudeikis having sex?
     
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    It has absolutely nothing with wanting to see him having sex.
     
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    I have no real desire to see any celebrity couples banging, but if I had to pick from those listed this would be it. She is a freak on a normal, average go-to-the grocery store type of day, I can only imagine what an over the top freak she would be in bed.

    I vote her most likely to perform the first line of Angel's signature.
     
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    and that's just what they'll do

    I only clicked this thread because I misread it. I thought it said "something something celebrity boobs something."

    Do "people" really want to see Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield? Or do "they" just want to see Emma Stone?

    Focus: Dani Shay & Ali Stroker; Jillian Michaels & Heidi Rhoades; Natalie Portman & Mila Kunis; Nina Dobrev & Eva Longoria

    Wasn't that part of Fox's early years, Sunday night programming in 1987, right after the New Adventures of Beans Baxter?
     
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    Allison Brie and Gillian Jacobs

    I know I posted it in the drunk thread.

    And I know it is photoshopped.

    But whatever.


     

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    Allison Brie and Gillian Jacobs

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    Edit: damn you, kindalas.
     
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    Pre mastectomy Angelina Jolie fucking Brad Pitt would be pretty good. Before her super super stardom she seemed like a complete freak in the sack type. I think she has better handlers now as she doesn't come off as actually looney. Jennifer Lawrence and who ever she's dating and Kristen Wiig and who ever she's dating.
     
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    Just because I like to watch the world burn every now and then...

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    I hate you all as much as I hate 2014. So there.
     
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    Clint Howard and Taylor Swift

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    According to Lainey and a couple of other rumors, Clooney has...'singular tastes' of the Christian Grey style. Word is he likes it rough and dirty. I wonder how that lawyer he married handles that.
     
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    Supposedly, due to all the similar "reputable" rumors, are that he prefers to bat from the other side of the box, so she might not have to worry about handling that.
     
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    I've not so much heard about that, but it wouldn't be surprising.

    I'll say - that woman is SKINNY. She makes Angelina Jolie look like a fatty.
     
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    Hugh Jackman and Wolfman Jack.
     
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    Sean Connery shodomishing Benicio Del Toro. We've already been privy to his fantashies.

    "One of theirs shlapsh you on the ballsh, you fuck one of theirsh in the ash. That's the Chicago Way."

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    I know a friend of my mom's who was fucking him back in the late 80s.

    Even have a picture of him holding my baby brother from when my mom visited LA.

    She has made no negative comments about him or his sexing.

    Other then to mention that she had just as much to do with their relationship crashing and burning as he did.
     
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    Jon Hamm and whatever his gf's name is. She's hot too.
     
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    I have no idea why I read this and was not surprised. I'd be concerned if he didn't have some extra freak.

    Jessica Alba & Jessica Biel

    Britney Spears & Christina Aguilera