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There's a market for that?!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by WickedBitch, Jun 14, 2010.

  1. WickedBitch

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    I found a story recently about a woman in the UK selling her breastmilk on the internet. In Googling breastmilk banks, I came across this site:

    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.onlythebreast.com/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.onlythebreast.com/</a>

    What's that I see under the "Moms selling milk" heading? "Willing to sell to men?!" Huh. That really kind of skeeves me out. I mean, I know everything is a fetish to someone but this just surprised me. I would like to donate to one of the banks but I could really use the cash I could potentially make by selling it on the black market but the thought of sending it to some hairy old perv disturbs me.

    Focus: Odd fetishes you know of. I am fond of pointing people to fart porn, not because I personally enjoy fart porn but because it cracks me the fuck up.

    I shouldn't need to tell you that this is very, very NSFW:

    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.redtube.com/10147" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.redtube.com/10147</a>

    Alt. Focus: Make fun of the milk-selling site. Some of the ads are great!

    Sub-Focus: Compromising your principles to make a buck. Should I do it? When have you sold your soul and did you regret it?
     
  2. Fernanthonies

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    Even better than the Brazillian fart porn you linked, is CakeFarts.

    Not that I find this arousing or anything, but I do find it hilarious.
     
  3. JoshP

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    This immediately came to mind, “I only drink the finest Cambodian breast milks.”
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  4. dubyu tee eff

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    Thinks he has a chance with Christina Hendricks...

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    This is related but might derail the topic a bit, so I'll leave it up to the admins to decide if it's worth keeping.

    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.aolnews.com/world/article/saudi-clerics-advocate-adult-breast-feeding/19504280" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.aolnews.com/world/article/sa ... g/19504280</a>

    Saudi clerics advocate adult breast feeding. The reason is that since men and women who aren't related or married cannot be seen together, and some obscure Islamic law says that if you drink the breast milk of a woman, you become her relative, this will enable people of the opposite sex who aren't related or married to hang out together and get around the country's draconian system of law.
     
  5. Benny

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    Lots of Professional Athletes drink Breast Milk. Marshall Faulk of the St. Louis Rams Drank a Big glass of it on MTV's Cribs once. They say it has great regenerative properties. I think it's kinda gross, but, hey, they're the ones laughing when they cash those huge checks.............
     
  6. Stealth

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    These athletes are also idiots.

    I have heard of athletes (eg. Australian Olympic swim team ) consuming Bovine colostrum (from cow's milk).

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colostrum
     
  7. lust4life

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    I dunno. Seems downright wholesome when compared tothis.
     
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    #8 Nitwit, Jun 17, 2010
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