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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by PewPewPow, Mar 26, 2011.
Who had a really fat head.
In his head, Ed said "How many words rhyme with Ed?" His head said "This thread will soon be dead"
He then recalled the night he drunkenly had sex with a sped
that took a shit in his bed.
So he decided to take a ride on his moped.
Ed isn't sure what that means, but he does know that his favorite movie has characters named Bill and Ted.
Fake-quitting message boards was his knack
just like he crawled back to the coke and the crack
Its beneficial to have a nice rack
In weekend spirit, we could cut the guy some slack?
As opposed to 'sack, when you red KIMaster he will red you back, and back, and back...
Edit: Fuck. Missed the change. Well done.
That guy Griss is something I associate with those MS Paint comics, which is also something I will truly miss.
Well I must be clear and state,
This thread isn't favored by fate,
The concept is shit
The posters are thick
And so the conclusion we all naturally hate
Limericks now? That's great!
Maybe they'll turn this thread first rate.
But then what do I know?
I'm drinking fo' sho'.
Now time to look at Hooker's boobies!
I have some bad news about Ed...
He's been found, and pronounced dead.
Seems he shot himself in the head
after reading the crap in this thread.
The chicken my fridge has begun to head south
Looking next to dead Ed,
The coroner said,
"Why is there poop in this cup?"
Poop in a cup?
I think I will sup!
Here come the reaction videos.
There once was an admin named Chater
Everyone around him was a hater
He made up a thread
about a boy, name of Ed
This thread concept, it did crater
There once was a guy named Nett Daddy
He drank more than Mick drunks named Paddy
He drove really fast
He lived in the past
Actually, it was kind of saddy.
Nett Daddy, this thread he will lock
When done he is, jerking in sock
FRY MAN HE IS LAME
is what he will blame
Then back to suck Ellison's cock
Nett won this one bet against Hades
Now he's always good with the ladies
He isn't a rube
His handle, her boob
Works better than driving Mercedes
One time, there was this guy
His name was B L 1 Y
He whored up his law blog
With posts by Doctor Rob
Many hits, only one though from Fry.
Shegirl, despite chances, has sworn
Won't do any amateur porn
SHOW US YOUR TITS
THEY'D GET SO MANY HITS
Always rebuffed with much scorn
There once was a mod named Fry,
who sucked cock.