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There once was a boy named Ed

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by PewPewPow, Mar 26, 2011.

  1. PewPewPow

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    Who had a really fat head.
     
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    In his head, Ed said "How many words rhyme with Ed?" His head said "This thread will soon be dead"
     
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    He then recalled the night he drunkenly had sex with a sped
     
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    that took a shit in his bed.
     
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    So he decided to take a ride on his moped.
     
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    Ed isn't sure what that means, but he does know that his favorite movie has characters named Bill and Ted.
     

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    Fake-quitting message boards was his knack
     
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    just like he crawled back to the coke and the crack
     
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    Its beneficial to have a nice rack
     

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    In weekend spirit, we could cut the guy some slack?
     
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    As opposed to 'sack, when you red KIMaster he will red you back, and back, and back...

    Edit: Fuck. Missed the change. Well done.
     
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    That guy Griss is something I associate with those MS Paint comics, which is also something I will truly miss.
     
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    Well I must be clear and state,
    This thread isn't favored by fate,
    The concept is shit
    The posters are thick
    And so the conclusion we all naturally hate
     
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    Limericks now? That's great!
    Maybe they'll turn this thread first rate.
    But then what do I know?
    I'm drinking fo' sho'.
    Now time to look at Hooker's boobies!
    Theyyyyyyyy'rrrrreeeeee GREAT!
     
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    I have some bad news about Ed...
    He's been found, and pronounced dead.
    Seems he shot himself in the head
    after reading the crap in this thread.
     
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    The chicken my fridge has begun to head south
     
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    Looking next to dead Ed,
    The coroner said,
    "Why is there poop in this cup?"
     
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    Poop in a cup?
    I think I will sup!

    Here come the reaction videos.
     
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    There once was an admin named Chater
    Everyone around him was a hater
    He made up a thread
    about a boy, name of Ed
    This thread concept, it did crater

    There once was a guy named Nett Daddy
    He drank more than Mick drunks named Paddy
    He drove really fast
    He lived in the past
    Actually, it was kind of saddy.

    Nett Daddy, this thread he will lock
    When done he is, jerking in sock
    FRY MAN HE IS LAME
    is what he will blame
    Then back to suck Ellison's cock

    Nett won this one bet against Hades
    Now he's always good with the ladies
    He isn't a rube
    His handle, her boob
    Works better than driving Mercedes

    One time, there was this guy
    His name was B L 1 Y
    He whored up his law blog
    With posts by Doctor Rob
    Many hits, only one though from Fry.

    Shegirl, despite chances, has sworn
    Won't do any amateur porn
    SHOW US YOUR TITS
    THEY'D GET SO MANY HITS
    Always rebuffed with much scorn
     
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    There once was a mod named Fry,
    who sucked cock.