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The Wild and Wonderful Drunks of TiB! WDT 3/11/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Mar 11, 2011.

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  1. Frank

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    Jesus titty fucking christ, my gf has been on the phone with her friend since before I got home and is still talking to her. I've been home for over an hour. How is this possible?
     
  2. abneretta

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    Just last week I talked to a friend I used to work with for my entire drive home, a little over an hour and a half. We're girls we talk...but in my defense I worked with her 3 or 4 years ago and rarely see her anymore.

    On another note, I haven't drank since the second week of January and it fucking sucks. What I wouldn't give for a beer right now.
     
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    Why not?
     
  4. abneretta

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    It's generally frowned upon to drink when you're with child. Family knows, it's about time to make it official to you idiots as well. I'm due the first of October.
     
  5. Nettdata

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    Congrats!

    Uhmmm.... congrats?
     
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    Yes, congrats are welcomed. Without getting into a long story, I'm in a stable relationship and though this wasn't exactly planned it's a good thing.
     
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    Well shit, looks like guys night fell through. I was looking forward to some beers with just the guys. Guess I'll just go out for drinks with The Girlfriend and her friends, which isn't too bad because they are going to a bar in the city called Edna's, and they make some kick ass Lunchboxes.

    Also, congrats to Abneretta, I guess that explains your sudden drop off in participation in the weekly drunk threads.
     
  8. Nom Chompsky

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    This is how you fucking tell me this shit? I can't believe it.

    Well what are we going to do?
     
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    Wait, you told your family before us? I'm hurt!
     
  10. abneretta

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    You wouldn't answer my calls. You gave me no choice!

    Well, I've already abstained from drinking for 2 months, what's 7 more?
     
  11. Nom Chompsky

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    Ugh, did you even try my beeper?
     
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    I hope UConn doesn't fuck this up

    EDIT: abneretta, can you name your child Milly?
     
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    God no.
     
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    It seems that inception may have occurred during or at the least come about partially as a result of the infamous Abernetta Bottle Of Crown incident. So well done WDT!!!

    I've already informed her that as a result, we get first right of refusal for the name.
     
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    My vote goes for Hezekiah. Regardless of gender. It's a strong name, especially in a God-fearing state like Missouri.
     
  16. Nom Chompsky

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    I vote for Abernetta Jr. if it's a girl, and Tucker if it's a transsexual.
     
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    That's just nonsense. The kid will be born with way bigger hands than Tucker's. Probably taller too.

    Same lisp.
     
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    EDIT: Pfft. Beat me to it. Cockfags.
     
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    Sloppy game so far, UConn has to figure out the zone.

    Also, it looks like Japan is having trouble with 3 nuclear reactors now. Jesus.
     
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    And here I was thinking you're a team player.
     
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