So... My buddy casually mentions to me the other day that I need to watch this documentary called "The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia". I'd never heard of it, so I watched it the other night with The Wife. Jesus friggin' Christ. I'm not naive, and I know these people really do exist in the world, but... Jesus. What's worse is that I had a nightmare the night that I watched it where I was married to the old mean bitch (I think it was Maime?), and that she was pregnant with my kid. I bolted upright in my bed like they do in the movies with a cold sweat. I don't know why, but that thought disturbed me so much that I could hardly sleep the rest of the night. But I got over it, and finally felt better last night, when I farted under the sheets so bad that The Wife almost puked. That was fun, and thankfully got my spirits back up where they should be. Wait, what was the point of this post again? Oh well, I don't know. Drinks? Sure.