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THE TITS THREAD

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by DrFrylock, Jul 22, 2011.

  1. Angel_1756

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    I empathize with mya and audreymonroe here. Guys, just imagine that you had a shelf attached to your chest. You could put a few useful things there - ID, some cash, maybe a cell phone - and it's a nice looking shelf, but it's a shelf. If I stand up straight and look down, I can't see my feet. This should be a problem for the pregnant and obese, not the boobified.

    Case in point: This is all I see when I look down. Try being taken seriously in a male-dominated industry when everything other than a parka makes you look like you should be up next for amateur toonie slides at The Brass Rail.


    They're fun to play with, but in this case, I really don't think that bigger is better.
     

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    I don't put much stock in my boobs, because they are not my winning feature, but I am generally happy with them when I think about it. I have 34Bs. They will look good in a dress but won't get in the way if I needed to fire some arrows or something. Of course, as with all small-boobed women, I always imagine what it would be like on the other side of the fence.

    That said, what is the general opinion on push-up/padded bras? I've had guys say they don't care once it comes off, and guys who say they feel cheated.
     
  4. dubyu tee eff

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    I don't see how they're different from guys wearing those shirts that make them look more muscular. Like the one George Michael wore in Arrested Development.
     
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    Mrs. Noland wears one of those on the rare occasion. She's a 36D, so it does sort of look ridiculous. It's still amazing eye candy and when she wears it she might as well wear a sign that says "Noland is getting laid later on tonight", so there is that.

    I can see how some guys would be disappointed if the nice, clothed D cups turned into B cups when it came off, but, D or B, they're still tits.
     
  6. Jimmy James

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    Speaking for the socially retarded, we're just happy to be with a topless woman we aren't throwing dollar bills at.
     
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    Push up bras enhance the pleasure of looking at boobs. Either way if it comes off and they are good looking anyway, no problem. If they are misshapen or floppy there is bound to be disappointment. Padded bras I think are kind of cheating. That video posted where a girl looks like a full C until she reveals some As. Even know they were perfectly fine small breast the bait and switch still sucks. If a guy put a cucumber down his pants to enhance his junk he'd be laughed out of the room.
     
  8. Rush-O-Matic

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    To all the TiBettes posting in this thread:
    I'm a little slow in understanding your arguments. Could you provide some more visual aids?
    Thanks.
     
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    Y'all niggas welcome.
     

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  10. BrianH

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    I like dem tit-tays.
     
  11. audreymonroe

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    Coincidentally, I just today discovered the solution for us big-boobied TiBettes: Shop in Latin America.

    In my first day roaming around Panama City, I came across this mall that actually had good stores with really cute clothes in them (not like the cheap, kind of trashy clothes I had been finding in Costa Rica). Like, clothes you'd find in Anthroplogie and Urban Outfitters and Free People, only for a third of the price. So I decided to take a peek and went into the dressing room with an armful of ten dresses. Usually, when shopping in the states, maybe 2 or 3 of these ten would fit me right while pretending to be my size. In Panama? Every single one looked fucking awesome on me and it was so exciting! I guess they actually make clothes with room for tits and ass here. (Even the mannequins are curvier.) Sweeeet.

    Sorry mens for interrupting to giggle about shopping. Return to your boob talk.
     
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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    Nothing about that picture was what I expected to see when I noticed the image box.
     
  14. Seeker

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    Push-ups make them look more awesome. Paddeds make you a liar. We don't like liars.
     
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    On the other hand, if I'm in a position to see what your breasts look like outside of their prison, I've already won for the night.
     
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    This.

    If the boobs are naked and I get to play with them, I win. I don't care if they were advertised bigger than they are.

    If the carton said cookies 'n' cream and I actually got chocolate chip, well, ice cream is still awesome. As long as it doesn't have nuts, I'm good to go.
     
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    Yea, but its not like a different flavor of ice cream. Its like getting a container of cookies n cream and when you opened the container, half of it was gone.

    Or better yet, a bag of chips. It looks nice and big and then when you open it, its filled with air and some chips are at the bottom.
     
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    As an avowed ass man, I find my tastes in tits are less refined. I struggle to think of a time when I've gotten a girl topless and been underwhelmed -- they're all just varying degrees of awesome. Having said that, and given that I've recently got a freelance job writing for the Titty Cancer Foundation, I feel like elaborating.

    First off, you girls that can orgasm from tit-play alone, and the ones who find guys don't pay enough attention to your tits -- holy shit! Don't think I've discovered two things so simultaneously amazing and depressing in one thread. I like to explore and squeeze as much of a girl's body as I can, but I'm sure I have a hand on at least one tit or ass cheek at almost all times. To me, foreplay is mostly just time spent drawing circles/figure eight's on her boobs with my tongue. Are you sure these less attentive guys weren't just gay or something?

    As for nipples, this is probably the first and only time I've disagreed with Philalawyer about anything, ever. I mean, I'd prefer some areola with a perky nip, but on the scale of what he calls 'Tiny, Pinpoint Nipples' to what I'll call 'Amorphous, Fried Egg Brown Spots', I'd go with Pinpoints all the way. Thankfully I haven't encountered the brown splats, but the idea of sucking a nipple and still seeing two inches of outer ring...kinda grosses me out. The pics I've seen on the internet of big nips/areola look like they're diseased or something, and I thought the tiny nips of this girl in a porn the other day were quite cute.

    For me, like others in this thread, boobs = win, no matter what. I've been with way more small-chested girls than big, and can honestly say they're all equally boner-inducing. Since I dislike fakes (not saying I'd turn them down or anything though), I'm of the opinion that boobs just happen, and there's nothing girls can do to improve them, so why judge? It's similar to guys and their penis size.

    Asses, on the other hand, are very much dependant on how/if a girl takes care of herself, and I could easily write 1,000 words on the nuances of different kinds, and the minimum requirements my theoretical future wife's ass would need (back dimples, ideally).

    Whereas, comparitively, the boob checklist would only have one Yes/No box: Does she have them?
     
  19. BrianH

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    This thread needs more perfect titties.

     

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    I'm a fan of 95% of tits, big small, inbetween. But I really like the puffies on a girl like Faye Reagan, cause when you get them hard, you know you've done well.

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