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THE TITS THREAD

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by DrFrylock, Jul 22, 2011.

  1. Rush-O-Matic

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    Here's a fun game: spend a few minutes trying to rank these in order of awesomeness, justifying to yourself why one pair is better than another. You're welcome.

    Also, this thread deserves a mention in this thread. Thank you, ladies.

    Damn you, boobies! <shakes fist> I told a client that I would have something to them by Wednesday, and I'm getting all distracted today.
     
  2. GTE

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    Some people will say its all relative to the girls frame. "She's petite so of course she's small chested. She'd look ridiculous with large boobs" Horseshit. The last EXGF was 5'2", 113lbs with natural DD's and it was awesome.
    But for me it's really all about the areola. I'll take a small pair of boobs with some dime sized areolas over some D's with massive silver dollar areolas. Yuck.
     
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    The worst is when the arealoa has no defined outline and just sort of becomes the boob. Always throws me off.

    And fuck all that shit about being proportional. Disproportionately large tits are even better.
     
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    I'm a fan of my boobs. They're Ds but still perky and, I have to say, I think my nipples are perfect. I can wear dresses without a bra because of said perkiness, although if it's sort of a flimsier dress it's pretty distracting, even to me. Also, I think they're proportional to my hips/ass, so I got the curvy ladylike look, which I'm happy with. They also just feel so good to hold.

    When I'm feeling nitpicky and/or critical, there's something I don't always like about their shape from the side. (Yeah, I know that's so specific that it really shouldn't matter but, hey, I'm a girl this shit happens sometimes.) I really can't put my finger on what it is, though, so I try not to think about it.

    This isn't always the case, but my boobs are extremely sensitive and every now and then I can have an orgasm just from a guy playing with them right alone. And if it's in addition to being fingered or given head....woah. That's pretty much all I have to say about that. I have to agree with one of the other TiBettes from above - pretty much nothing turns me on more than if we're just sitting next to each other and he slips his hand down my shirt and starts playing with my nipple, except for maybe if he combined it with a neck kiss.

    Jesus, I think I need some alone time after this post.

    I really don't understand how a guy can just ignore boobs during sexy times though. This happens every now and then (because my butt attracts ass men) and it can give me more lady blue balls than if we didn't have sex altogether. I don't get it. It's like how it amazes me how a guy can look at my hair and not want to pull it, even just a little. How can you have boobs right in front of you and not play with them? These are the questions.

    EDIT: Oh, and I forgot to mention that I am anti-nipple piercing. I'm a fan of a handful of piercings, but nipples are not one of them. I think they obstruct a beautiful thing, rather than enhance it. Also, my boobs always start to hurt when I see one because all I can think of what it would be like to have a needle shoved through them, or if the piercing got tugged too hard. Ouch.
     
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    It is because you're sleeping with closeted homosexuals or black guys.
     
  7. Rush-O-Matic

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    Truth. This actually made me tear up a little bit. I am sad for these "men;" but, I am also sad for you that you had to experience this. I'm a giver though. So, post a picture of your boobs here, and I will play with them to make up for those idiots.
     
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    How can you do the same thing? If you're holding onto a pair as nice as you say, I'd go poor and starving from sitting around playing with them all day.
     
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    Pics, or it isn't so.
     
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    Sometimes I think we might be separated at birth.

    There is nothing worse a man can do than not giving my boobs the attention they deserve during sex. As long as your hands/mouth are on them, I will be happy. Tittyfucking is a fun novelty once in a while; not that it's particularly stimulating, it's just nice to know that I have the necessary equipment to pull it off.

    My only current boob complaint is that piercings take a long-ass time to heal again.
     
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    Ditto to most of this except that I tend to lean to the hate side. I would actually like to get a reduction but the thought of a surgery that is probably mostly for cosmetic purposes kind of turns me off.
    A couple things to add....
    I'll wholeheartedly agree with the concept that if I wear the same thing as most other girls, it makes me look like a porn star, just ready to burst free at any second! It's kind of frustrating when that isn't the image that you want to portray (thankfully I wear scrubs to work so it isn't an issue there), but I guess it would be great if I ever wanted to start a career in porn!
    Fortunately I can run with a really good sports bra, but it took some getting used to. No sports bra good enough to not have a little bit of a bounce.
    Buying bras is expensive. I am smallish through the ribcage, but largish through the boobage area so I wear a really odd size. I can't just pick up a bra at Victoria's Secret like normal people. I have found my favorite bras, they look pretty decent in clothes, but I pay dearly for them.
    I wear a bra pretty much 24/7, that includes to bed. So essentially, unless I am showering or sexing, I have a bra on. For the larger chested gals who are saying that they are perky, you know what, gravity is going to hit one day. I am doing my best to fight it!
     
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    Listen if we need to set up a donation fund so that these seemingly perfect mammaries have hot bras on them Im down. Except you must submit full frontal and profile shots and gif of the same while jumping up and down for consideration.
     
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    Come on dude, they're not whores to do your bidding for money.

    That's what rep is for.
     
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    I like these...


    a lot.
     

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    I'll tell you what, I'll set up a paypal account and if I get enough in funds, I'll post the "before" shots from my reduction.

    Now who said I wasn't a whore?
     
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    Philalawyer for the win.
     
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    If you butcher what god gave you with those horrible anchor scars, YOU'LL GET NOTHING LIKE IT! The offer only stands if one, the breast live up to the hype, and two, the money is spent on hot bras.




    Am I reading the Philalawyer quote right? Is he seriously saying that boobs are ruined by small nips? That a large set of nice breast are ruined if she has mosquito bite nipples? Hell mosquito bite nips on average look ten times better than what can go wrong with nips. I'd say they even defy the laws of proportionality in that regard. Unhinging a bra and finding aureolas that look like a busted egg yolk is truly disappointing.
     
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    Legs and ass man. I do enjoy a great set of tits too though. No one likes bologna nipples.