Some of my friends have just discovered bro tips and in particular, the one pictured about your third thing. There's currently an ongoing discussion of the third thing rule. With things like 'Short, Blonde, Always going on about dinosaurs' or 'Tall, Hippy chick, obsessed with guys with beards' or 'short, glasses, king of random stories' doing the rounds, the rule pretty much holds true. Apparently the general description of me is 'Big Bald Pervert', which is probably fair enough. Focus: What's your third thing?