I was seven years old when Mike Tyson was arrested for rape. At that age I really liked watching the news and since this was before Mike Tyson had taken his spiral into batshit insanity, it was a big news story. The only problem was I didn't know what rape was because I didn't know what sex was. I remember pestering my parents about what Mike Tyson actually did to get thrown in jail, and they dodged the question for about a month. Until one day my Dad explained it all to me in a very uncomfortable way, since at the end the conversation turned to what rape is and how sex becomes rape. Awesome, just what I needed.