When I was in grade school, my family had several scrambled cable channels that weren't always that scrambled. Cue a few weeks later and my dad catching me trying to make out an obvious penetration porno scene and him sitting me down to have "the talk". It was a lot of metaphors and hypotheticals. It took at least 20 minutes, of which at the end I was no better educated than beforehand. Plus, I was confused because I wasn't sure if I was in trouble or not. Focus How did you parents talk to you about sex? How are you going to tell your kids? I'm sure it feels like a mandatory task to give the talk, but I learned more with a the scrambled channels than I ever did listening to my dad.