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THE SUPERBOWL WDT

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Jan 31, 2014.

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  1. kuhjäger

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    Oy with the geschmitzel hhhalah!
     
  2. Kubla Kahn

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    That's it? Just wear prominent Hanes clothing and say you're just wearing the Jordan if anyone ask. I mean you're not supposed to march up and down the isles goose stepping and sieg heil'ing right? I really don't think anyone would say anything.
     
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    Your wife didn't have the balls to request a full on Nazi uniform, that's how I am reading this. Didn't Will Smith just have a Hitler? It's apparently OK now. So will your revenge be for her to go to the drive-thru in blackface?

    I am drinking a Bell's Oberon wheat and about to grill burgers. It is 84 degrees here. I don't know how to feel about this. It is 30 degrees colder 2 hours away.
     
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    Thank god she doesn't browse here that often or else that would be inspiration.

    Is it wrong that I figure go to the Middle Eastern food store?
     
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    OK if you're black.
     
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    Fucking Hitler. Ruined that moustache and haircut for whities everywhere. Plus builds a lookout resort for himself while being acrophobic, could he be a bigger asshole?
     
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    Porn Worthy, Bitches

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    Only if he indiscriminately ordered the deaths of 6 million people.

    Nah, nobody would do that...
     
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    He was a vegetarian.
     
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    AND he only had one testicle. Like Lance Armstrong; so, there's that...
     
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    Ok, I know the other ones are true (vegetarian, fear of heights, obviously Jew-killing), but did he really have only one testicle? I keep thinking that's just an urban myth or whatever you would call talking-shit-about-pure-evil-that-might-not-be-true-but-its-HITLER-so-who-cares?
     
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    Ive heard it was a legend started by the allies and it's iffy if a doctor ever diagnosed it legitimately or not. He also hated smoking.
     
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    So while standing in line at the liquor store waiting to buy a bottle of Johnnie Walker Gold for my shift leader who is directly responsible for my promotion and possibly his replacement when they post the job, the kid in front of me turns around and says...


    "That's gonna be a hell of a Johnnie and Coke when you get home."

    It took all I had to not punch him in the face, yes you idiot, I am spending 100 bucks on a bottle of scotch so I can mix it with fucking coke.

    The stupidity of men a decade younger than I am is really starting to piss me off.
     
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    How old were you when you started enjoying the brown stuff straight up? It takes a bit to get into it. I don't know anyone, at 18 or 20 or 25, who took a swig of bourbon and declared it the finest nectar. I was around 25, maybe 26 when I really started appreciating the stuff. I still don't have much of a palette for scotch.

    Tonight's poison will be Jester King from Austin. My friend sent it to me. If anyone living in the area is looking for a new gin, check out Revolution Spirits. They should be coming out in the next several months. My pal just happens to work for them.
     
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    Scotch maybe 25, bourbon I've always liked, it's just the thought that someone would look at a 100 dollar bottle and think, this needs some Coke.
     
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    Son, that's how you roll in da club. Bottle service be bringing that Sprite to mix with the Remy Martin.

    Brandy. Who likes Brandy anymore? I don't see the point when there is whiskey. Maybe if I drank it from the mini-keg around a St. Bernard's collar I'd be more appreciative.
     
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    I started drinking neat whiskey in the mid 20's, when I realized that all that soda is what causes a pray-for-death hangover.

    Forty Creek neat, love it. There's at least half a dozen great American whiskeys I love neat.
     
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    This is a household favorite.
     
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    Call me Caitlyn. Got any cake?

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    The only people I know who drank brandy where my grandparents and their friends when they played cards on Saturday nights, back in the 80s. You may be on to something.
     
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    I am getting housed off this Jester King Mad Meg. fucking delicious, but I already know if I quit now my hangover will be just as bad as drinking 3 cans of Thompson's water seal.

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    If I had a camera, I'd show you all my titties. Again.

    HERE'S TO TITTIES.
     
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    I am drinking a Johnnie black on the rocks and some people think even that is blasphemy. I think it's perfect slightly watered through some ice. In fact, I'm going to make another.
     
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