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The Superbowl WDT [NSFW]

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Feb 9, 2024.

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  1. Aetius

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    I think she's pretty. Call me a weirdo.
     
  2. Rush-O-Matic

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    She's totally ugly. And wears towels to red carpet events. The fuck is that?

    /s
     
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    But we're all in agreement Brittany Mahomes deserved the hate she got a while back for her antics, right? Cause I was hatering it up.
     
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    You are talking about them physically showing her or talking about her? Because I’ve heard the play by play commentators talk a helluva lot more about her than a minute a game. How many minutes of Sportcenter is taken up talking about the relationship? She’s an insane ratings draw for demographics that don’t typically watch football so of course they are going to focus on her as much as they can. I’m with Walt keep the focus on the game and the players making plays. Shoehorning this crap in is a lazy ratings grab.
     
  6. NatCH

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    That’s not my style.

    I don’t care for her music.

    I also think they’re not going to get married.
     
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    This is a popcorn bucket?

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    It looks like a sex toy.
     
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    Is there a reason it can’t be both?
     
  9. Nettdata

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    Might want to be careful of the order of operations around that... if it matters to you...
     
  10. NatCH

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    The memes about that bucket are already old news.
     
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    The __________ must flow.
     
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    Holy fuck can Andrew Callaghan (from All Brakes No Gas) be a moron.

    Dude illegally crossed the border into the US and got arrested. "Turns out you can't do that". NO FUCKING SHIT.

     
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  15. Nettdata

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    Well, Happy Valentine's Day.

    Today for V-Day, I got my dog spayed.

    We got home at about 3pm, and it's now 11:30, and she's still stoned off her gourd... falling asleep standing up drinking, just fucked right up. Meanwhile, I have a split level house, so she hasn't moved from the front hall. I moved her food/water and a bed there, and she's been sleeping and drinking for a while.

    She's also wearing this dog recovery suit... never seen one before... but it's a replacement for the cone of shame.

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    I have to unsnap the ass end of it when she goes outside so she can do her business.

    So now I'm waiting up for her, hanging out with her in the front hall, waiting for her to wake up enough that she wants to go outside.

    I think it's going to be a long night...
     
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    Classy replacement for the T-shirt method.

    Good luck. We had to kennel our girl after her spay for like 2 weeks because she would sprint around at any given opportunity. She split her sutures and they got infected.

    Roadside rescues can be veeeery expensive when it's all said and done.
     
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    The vet knows her and gave us meds to help keep her less energetic than normal. I'm really hoping that works.
     
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    My mom came with me to the vet to pick her up, and it was pretty funny.

    I think I ruffled some jimmies at the front desk when they handed me an invoice equivalent to a small fucking car...

    me: "uhhh... did she make it?"
    vet tech: "uhhh... yes? why are you asking?"
    "well, if she didn't make it, I'm not paying"
    _silence_ _confusion_ _bewildered look at me_ _shocked pica cu_
    vet tech: "I've never had someone say that before... why would you...?"
    me: "wait... I spent 10 minutes this morning initializing an indemnity form with you saying that you weren't responsible if anything went wrong and she died, and THIS is somehow off side? I think it's only fair"
    "uhhh... I'll go get Zoe... " lol

    Then my mom sees the invoice... "Holy shit! really? wow... I was only $180." (She had a hysterectomy when I was very young).
    The vet tech was again not quite sure how to react.

    The vet burst out laughing... she's a good egg.
     
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    Way better then the cone of shame. Except it is more work, have to take it off and one when you take the pee/poop/walk.
     
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    Yeah... she's still sleeping, and drinking, and finally came down the stairs to hang out in the bathroom (the cool toilet... I'm sure we've all been there).

    Haven't had to deal with it yet, as the vet put it on for me to begin with.
     
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