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The Super Bowl Weekend | I don't give a SHIT | DRUNK THREAD

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  1. shegirl

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    Re: The Super Bowl Weekend | I don't give SHIT | DRUNK THREAD

    There are two distinct opinions on this, mine and BD's.

    Mine: Drew Brees would do something much different with the rodent. Think Richard Gere.
    BD: Drew Brees would adopt the rat, tame him and then donate him to the local elementary school for a pet.

    What we do agree on is that his name would be Peyton, either way.
     
    #41 shegirl, Feb 4, 2010
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    Re: The Super Bowl Weekend | I don't give SHIT | DRUNK THREAD

    Or he could do the rat like Brett Farve:

    Cut off it's feet, wrap it in duct tape, and then debate about whether or not to fuck it until after training camp is over.
     
    #42 Gator, Feb 4, 2010
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    Re: The Super Bowl Weekend | I don't give SHIT | DRUNK THREAD

    Kill Fuck or Marry... Nickelback, Creed and Hole.
     
    #43 benny lava, Feb 4, 2010
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    Re: The Super Bowl Weekend | I don't give SHIT | DRUNK THREAD

    An early drunk thread? Looks like a certain someone knows I have Fridays off. Let's be BFFs, Chater. I'm armed with lots of cheap wine, hide your women, children, and small animals!

    What shred of legitimacy the Grammys had was swiftly erased when Lady GaGa was nominated for Record of the Year.

    Oh, and one more thing...
    Kill Nickelback. This one was easy.
    Marry Lady GaGa. Because I'm a sucker for rich ugly men.
    Fuck Drew Brees. He'll be gentle and call you the next day. Just ask any woman in New Orleans.
     
    #44 Rob4Broncos, Feb 4, 2010
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    Re: The Super Bowl Weekend | I don't give SHIT | DRUNK THREAD

    I meant AFC, my bad.
     
    #45 Supertramp, Feb 4, 2010
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    24 inches of snow? Really? After 18 inches last weekend? Oh, I'm gettin my drink on, starting right about now. Go Jackets, beat the fuck out of those fake ass Duke bitches.

    I'll worry about that super bowl tomorrow...but in any event...who dat?
     
    #47 Natty, Feb 4, 2010
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    You know he almost killed his mom coming into this world? Weird but true.
     
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    Drew Brees slept with his mom until he was 16. He breast fed until he was 10.
     
    #49 Sam N, Feb 4, 2010
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    Yeah, he was a real pain in the ass when I was trying to fuck his mom. I used to hit him, that's how he became so elusive.

    That's right.

    I'm the man that made Drew Brees what he is today.
     
    #50 The Village Idiot, Feb 4, 2010
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    I wish you would have hit him harder, unnecessary roughness is only a 15 yard penalty.
     
    #51 dewercs, Feb 4, 2010
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    Wouldn't that constitute necessary roughness?
     
    #52 Rob4Broncos, Feb 4, 2010
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    Here's a question for you fine folks: do any of you find that bourbon is more of a stimulant than a depressant? Whereas scotch will put me to sleep, bourbon puts me to work.

    I say this because I'm sipping at a glass of Knob Creek and studying medicinal chemistry and this is far from the first time I've used bourbon while studying. WOO! INSULIN SECRETAGOGUES!
     
    #53 ghettoastronaut, Feb 4, 2010
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    who the hell schedules an exam 8-10pm on a Thursday?

    Pretty sure I dominated it though. Celebratory beers all around! Heading to the bar to forget this loooong ass week. Big party tomorrow night, Pens/Caps game Sunday leading right into the Superbowl. I'll see you guys Tuesday after I sober up. Unless I pop in for some drunken remarks.
     
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    Man, fucking Sopranos is badass. I never watched the show throughout the tenure of its airtime, but lately I've been in the mood for a new show so I rented the first season. Loooovvvin' it.

    I was this close to going to the bar after work, bunch of friends were up there for a nice little afternoon drunk. But instead I came home to do homework and what not. I was actually suprised with myself, maybe I do have some will power after all.
     
    #55 Sam N, Feb 4, 2010
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    I have a totally great story about how I snatched TheVirgin's virginity. I'll make a thread of it soon.

    I'm pretty sick (ill, feeling a general malaise) right now though, which sucks.
     
    #56 Supertramp, Feb 4, 2010
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    Pun intended?
     
    #57 ghettoastronaut, Feb 4, 2010
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    Maybe she wasn't quite as virginal as you thought, eh? Any strange bumps or itching? You wear a rubber?
     
    #58 Sam N, Feb 4, 2010
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    Hey, stories involving roofies are ALWAYS great.

    Gimmie a sec, I'll go make popcorn.
     
    #59 Crown Royal, Feb 4, 2010
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    On a messageboard I used to frequent, I once (naively) asked how someone could get away with poking holes in a condom; wouldn't someone noticed the holes in the package before they ripped it open?

    A man wiser than me responded thusly: nobody is going to be inspecting a condom wrapper for needle holes when they are about to get laid.

    I learned a very valuable lesson about strategy and tactics that day.
     
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