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The Super Bowl Weekend | I don't give a SHIT | DRUNK THREAD

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  1. shegirl

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    Drew Brees uses baby powder scented douches.
     
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    When they win the superbowl and Drew Brees is asked what he wants to do next, instead of Disneyland he wants to go to Dollywood.
     
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    Re: The Super Bowl Weekend | I don't give SHIT | DRUNK THREAD

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    I'm not bashing Manning's skills--because he is one of the best QB's of all time--but he looks/talks like a special needs child.
     
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    Manning, Mathis, maybe Freeney. Oh yeah.

    Colts by 7.
     

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    This games going to be a hard one for me, I like both teams equally but I am a huge Peyton Manning fan. Something tells me judging on how he acts in his commercials he would be great to hang out with because he is essentially a huge kid. That being said, I think I am going to have to root for the Saints. The deciding factor, believe it or not, is not Drew Brees, but Thomas Morstead their punter. That beast of a punter and kick off specialist played football with me in high school. No we are not close and never have been, and no he was not that good in high school, he was much smaller and didnt have the muscle development back then that he has now. But to see someone you grew up in the same small little city and school work so hard for a goal such as making it in the NFL and achieve such a high level of success, which I consider getting to the Super Bowl as a rookie a pretty successful season, only makes you want the best for them. I personally think he should have made some kind of Pro Bowl roster even though he could not have played, I believe as a rookie he was in the top 5 in the league for most touch backs on kick offs.

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    Why the hell do radio stations continue to play several year old Nickleback songs? Do they hate their listeners?
     
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    Fixed, and yes, yes they do.

    Edit: I just had a really shitty idea, so yes, I'm going to share. Shouldn't every post in this thread, as a prerequisite, insult Nickelback, their music, or their fans? Just thinking out loud. And yes, I'll shut up and stop thinking out loud.
     
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    Weekend Drunk thread starting on a Thursday, you must know I don't work tomorrow Charter. To be honest with everyone I don't care who wins the Superbowl, I just hope it's a good game. I'm actually more excited for the Atreyu concert tomorrow night. I'm in the mood for thowing some elbows in the pit and somone is going to be leaving that concert bloody and bruised, I just hope it's not me.
     
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    Nickleback is Drew Brees' favorite band.
     
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    Yeah...

    I'm going.

    See yall on Tuesday.
     
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    To see Nickleback? And I take it we'll see you on Tuesday because you'll spend the rest of the weekend cleansing yourself of all the pole you've had inside of you?

    In unrelated news; what's with this movie, Dear John? Is a review stating "the best on-screen couple since The Notebook" something a movie should even try to aspire to?
     
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    The Notebook is Drew Brees' favorite movie. He goes through an entire box of tissue.
     
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    No. No movie should aspire to be like The Notebook because it sucked chode.
     
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    Further complaints: the perpetual playing of Lady GaGa. I really don't get it: Bad Romance is perhaps the most annoying song released in the last few months, and despite being a few months old, it's probably more popular now than it was when it was released.

    Mildly - but not by much - less annoying is that song about telephones ringing. What's wrong with people that they can actually enjoy songs about sitting in the club and sipping on that bub and fu-fu-fu-fu-fu-fu-fu-fu phones ringing?

    EDIT: Also, I want to see shegirl insult Drew brees once more using Lady GaGa.
     
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    CryingBrees.com???
     

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    Lady GaGa and Drew Brees had lunch together the other day, she paid. And by she I mean Lady G. Clairfication because it's hard to tell which was the man and which was the woman.
     
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    Just so yall know, Drew Brees doesn't mind at all if yall poke fun at his expense. He's just that kind of guy.

    Drew Brees help you move on his day off.

    Drew Brees will split the tab down the middle with you, even though he only ordered a water.

    Drew Brees isn't mad that you crashed his car that he let you borrow. He's just glad that you are okay.
     
    #17 Blue Dog, Feb 4, 2010
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    I don't know about that, shegirl's points are awfully persuasive.
     
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    Drew Brees and Lady GaGa compared the things on their face last night during a sleep over. Lady GaGa was mean and pointed out that hers was only make-up and could be easily removed. She made Drew Brees cry, then she did his hair to make up for it.
     
    #19 shegirl, Feb 4, 2010
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    Yeah, but you have to weigh this against Lady GaGa's permanently busted face.
     
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