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The Super Bowl Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Feb 1, 2016.

  1. Rush-O-Matic

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    Yeah, I miss Roxanne, too.
     
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    Pfffft. This is the only commercial that will matter, to the ladies anyway.
     
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    We could do a league.

    http://www.puppybowlfantasy.com/
     
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    Denver is going crazy as expected. I think Manning actually won't mess this one up. I bet he's praying for rain.
     
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    Yes indeed. At least three very hot Persian females will be attending, along with my wife, son and daughter. Stealthy peeks are pretty much the limit.
     
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    Why limit her to stealthy peeks? If your wife wants to get down with them, tell her to just include you.
     
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    We always have squares available for the game, prizes for each of the quarters and then a +2, -2 for your numbers as well, that pay off a smaller portion.

    Thinking of doing a big pot, where you fill out a sheet of whatever number (20? 25? Etc) of the prop bets, and at the end of the game, person with most correct picks wins. Think that'll be fun and keep people interested in the random SB acts.
     
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    I just read that Budweiser won't be doing another puppy commercial for 2016. I feel cheated, like they up and decided to exclude Santa from Christmas or something.
     
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    Actually, the one I saw featured an exceedingly bitchy Helen Mirren shaming people about drinking and driving.



    Not that I condone drinking and driving, but something's off when we use stronger language towards a BAC of .10 than we do about pedophilia.
     
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    But, who's going to run the pedophilia ads during the Super Bowl? The Catholic Church? I think they're still doing the Lou Holtz "come home" ones. Maybe they could get Anthony Jeselnik. He's pretty good with pedophilia jokes.
     
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    I love Van Halen, and I really love the new NSX, but holy fuck do the two of them not go together for this Super Bowl commercial.

     
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    Yeah those sentimental ads drive me nuts. Clint did the GM ad, then every goddamn company made one. They honestly don't explain the product, and I really, really don't believe they help sales at all. Same thing with ridiculous, funny ads. Well,t hat was great, but I still don't care about Doritos.

    .08 here. That's around 3 beers. Are they seriously trying to shame me into buying their product? Helen Mirren gets a pass. Because I want to bang that ass until it is dust from whence we came. Bengay and fixadent flying everywhere.
     
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    Yeah, I put 0.10 because that's over the limit in all jurisdictions. If you can believe it, certain provinces in Canada have adopted 0.05. I really take issue with the puritanical zeal and (at best) questionable practices that MADD is using to push their agenda into legislation. As it stands, your license is suspended immediately and for three months, without trial and regardless of guilt. They also leverage that suspension to entice people into pleading guilty. If you plead guilty, it's applied to the penalty as time served. If you fight it and are found guilty, it's not credited. Again, I don't condone drinking and driving, but there's a disproportionate response in the legislation when you compare it to far more serious crimes. The people who get charged with D&D aren't (in this discussion) accused of any damage or injury. And the medical proof that a BAC of 0.05 is substantially better than 0.08 is at best questionable.

    End of rant.

    Kind of related: Kellog's cereal has a commercial for All-Bran, where they include it in a recipe for Super Bowl chili. WTF? I can't wrap my head around dumping a box of All-Bran into a pot of chili, then serving it. Is this actually a thing?
     
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    Bran and beans. What could possibly go wrong?
     
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    As most of you know, I'm a die hard Broncos fan (but not a Manning fan). So yes, I'm going to watch, but with that out of the way:

    I hate the Superbowl and what it's become. Jesus. I don't mind a bit of fanfare and pomp, it's a big event. What I can't stand is how it's become this 'family friendly' show that spends way more time pandering to the non-football fans than to the people who actually watch and follow football. All the advertising (within the game itself), all the breaks, all the advertiser sponsored bullshit analysis. To be fair, I find regular season games to be tough to watch due to the plethora of commercials. But the Superbowl? Supershit.

    Yes, I'll watch, but the moment it starts being a blowout (and my guess is Carolina will win handily), I'll be off. Now, I will watch the puppy bowl. That shit rocks.
     
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    I bet $100 on the Broncos to win (even though they probably wont). That should net me $190 dollars. Yay.
     
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    Hell I hate to bet but I have probably 10 squares at 20 each.. I never buy them unless I've been drinking but I'm always drinking. 500 a quarter sounds good if i win. Squares are the only way I can even watch this Super Bowl. I honestly hate Peyton and Cam. Being from Archie's home always gets me the stinkeye. Go all my squares!
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    Cox and the local CBS station settled their differences.

    I've heard that 20K+ Cox subscribers cancelled as soon as they took CBS off the air. I wonder who blinked first?